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Elizabeth Olsen Windy Ass Flash of the Day

Posted on May 18, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Whenever people say there is no god…the heathens who turn their back on Christianity and choose science or logic…instead of believing silly fables…like a bad episode of a bad movie and deciding it is the GOSPEL of the lord…like logical people…or Most Americans… I say…you’ve obviously never been outside on a windy day – when a girl walks by…and her skirt gets blown up…. The Wind! The wind sent from God….proof that there is a god…a religious experience… This time featuring Elizabeth Olsen…the non twin Olsen… MAGIC> 1/4 of an ass cheek…MAGIC! I mean RELIGION…. How can you not be a spiritual person with this PROOF OF GOD….right. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Elizabeth Olsen Windy Ass Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Elizabeth Olsen Windy Ass Flash of the Day

Posted on May 18, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Whenever people say there is no god…the heathens who turn their back on Christianity and choose science or logic…instead of believing silly fables…like a bad episode of a bad movie and deciding it is the GOSPEL of the lord…like logical people…or Most Americans… I say…you’ve obviously never been outside on a windy day – when a girl walks by…and her skirt gets blown up…. The Wind! The wind sent from God….proof that there is a god…a religious experience… This time featuring Elizabeth Olsen…the non twin Olsen… MAGIC> 1/4 of an ass cheek…MAGIC! I mean RELIGION…. How can you not be a spiritual person with this PROOF OF GOD….right. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Elizabeth Olsen Windy Ass Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selena Gomez Lupus Lips of the Day

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Selena Gomez is so edgy with her lip injections, or LUPUS bloated lips, while having some sort of Identity crisis because her life has been a performance and she doesn’t even know who she is…and never will…She looks like a Jenner… She’s obsessed over cock, a money maker, and here she is on some post rehab, post bieber, post the Weeknd cock re-brand…. I didn’t listen to it, but you can jerk off to it….because her creepy fans are loyal. The post Selena Gomez Lupus Lips of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lindsay Lohan’s Armpit Titty of the Day

Posted on May 17, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lindsay Lohan is a magical creature sent from heaven, who must be an angel, not just because of how she makes me feel, but because she’s not dead, not because to live is to die…and dying is part of living…but LINDSAY LOHAN has been dying pretty hard since she was about 20 and is actually amazing that she’s still alive…so amazing that she has to be dead… It would explain her career….it would explain her celebrity….it would explain why her parents don’t care about her, she was a commodity and she still is….out there navigating the world alone….showing off her ARMPIT titty…a place where TIT doesn’t need to be, but for armpit fetishists, is as wonderful as Lohan fake Titty once was – despite being her sex appeal’s pretty dead….she can still remain a fetish… The post Lindsay Lohan’s Armpit Titty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Em Rata Whores Up Cannes Topless Like a Whore of the Day

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Em Rata is a hooker….maybe not an official hooker, she has a boyfriend, but she’s a hooker to me…and that’s what matters… She’s taking on Cannes today, because she’s classy, and goes to all the fancy fucking places in her attempt to polarize her titty whoring into being something fashionable….and luxurious…because in her mind she’s not a trollin’ but instead she’s a famous bitch…unless I am wrong about her and she knows it’s all one big joke…in which case…I appreciate her…because I have committed my life to trolling and meeting a troll when being a troll may mean we are soul mates…celebrated our love…through the internet…instead of enemies….you know it’s all a matter of perception… That said, I like to think of her as a hooker, who is polarizing the big tits, while showing her tits, at an exclusive event like Victoria Silvestedt Cannes…so exclusive….magical…she’s made it. The post Em Rata Whores Up Cannes Topless Like a Whore of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Halle Berry’s Naked Instagram Post from the Other Day of the Day

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The world’s most famous Cultural Appropriator, proof that Cultural Appropriation is bullshit, and that it works, is Halle Berry… She plays the black chick in HOLLYWOOD, because they like white people and need a white person who is technically black to be the black chick, but Halle Berry is so far removed from being black, but because she’s black as a technicality she can play the black… She may have been called names growing up because she was the different one in her white highschool, like the fat chick she got teased, getting all insecure before going to Hollywood and living the rich famous girl life….she got for being accessible and white enough for producers to work with her in movies – to appear like they are diverse… But I call bullshit.. I like her tits though… The post Halle Berry’s Naked Instagram Post from the Other Day of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Doutzen Kroes Gives Herself a Cameltoe for Vogue Ukraine of the Day

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I laughed and I laughed at Doutzen Kroes when these pictures were being taken a few weeks ago, because she looked like a dumpy mom, who’s partied too hard in her 20s, and who had two kids with her DJ husband, who cheats on her with hotter younger versions of her, since he didn’t really think that one through when he first connected with her….and by connected I mean knocked her up…he’s a DJ, models love DJs…he doesn’t need to be tied down…because she is…check the BTS pics….sloppy…. But the actual photoshoot isn’t so bad…you know as she tries to stay relevant in the Ukraine…where all the magic happens when it comes to promoting…you know that’s where all the HACKERS live…who can swap out her relevance thanks to COMPUTER science…or maybe, just maybe they are the only magazine that were willing to do anything with Doutzen Kroes…since she’s virtually dead in the water….now that she’s old and brands don’t work with her…. The post Doutzen Kroes Gives Herself a Cameltoe for Vogue Ukraine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alexis Ren Eating Burgers of the Day

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I sent this picture of Alexis Ren eating a burger to a girl I know who doesn’t even have instagram…. I know a rare breed of woman who isn’t narcissistic enough to put out content of herself to be validated by likes and comments and followers…or maybe too narcissistic for instagram…who knows…but for some reason she knew this was Alexis Ren… She said…”Is that Alexis Ren”…and I was like “is she your friend, how the fuck would you know this is Alexis Ren, who happens to be a virtual no one despite all her followers on an app you don’t even use”…. And as it turns out, Alexis Ren is the accessible hot chick that other chicks look at and think is so hot and amazing, envying her awesome life, despite being pretty much a nobody… So I couldn’t recognize or identify Alexis Ren….in a line-up…but…appparently people can.. I just like her tits pulled out, despite being fake tits, as she eats her burger like a good girl. It makes me want to be there with napkin in hand to wipe the mustard off the corners of her mouth….with my dick. The post Alexis Ren Eating Burgers of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Robin Marjolein in Bathing Suits for Cosmo Germany of the Day

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Germany has come along way from publishing Nazi propaganda…. Along with scat porn…and now bikini photoshoots with some babe I’ve never heard of named Robin, like the bird, who is should be labeled and acknowledged for how she is breasted, or nice breasted in bathing suits for the German magazine…. This is far less offensive than drawing Jewish accountants with tails…just 75 years ago…which really isn’t that long ago, if you’re 50 years old like me… Point being…Robin Marjolein may not be as good as Robin Marjolein in scat porn….but she’s less offensive to the Jewish people and the Social Justice warriors than Nazis….however..her Mickey Mouse gloves grabbing her tits bathing suit…is CULTURAL APPROPRIATION…she might as well could be shitting on the American flag…and fat chicks with Disney dolls in their car everywhere…would be less offended…. Good times. The post Robin Marjolein in Bathing Suits for Cosmo Germany of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Elle Fanning Simulating Blowjobs With Lipstick of the Day

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Elle Fanning wanted to let you know what she looks like when your lipstick sized, overly red cock, from all the jerking off and sex with hookers, gets close to her mouth…she winks, because she’s an actress and everything she does is a performance piece…just don’t confuse it for authentic…. I am all for stage parented kids making more money from brands who like recycling the same garbage…because they are lazy…and it’s easier to re-use the cup on the counter with a quit rinse because your roommate jerked off in it…than to go out and find a new cup… Right…. The post Elle Fanning Simulating Blowjobs With Lipstick of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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