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Rebecca Szulc Swimwear Photoshoot of the Day

Her name is Rebecca Szulc, apparently, she’s one of the 7,000 people I follow – who don’t follw me back on instagram, a place where I assume she’s building up her portfolio and fanbase so that companies keep on giving her work, because I guess people tell her she’s hot, or she looks in the mirror and thinks she’s hot, or maybe she’s lazy and just figures this is a good life and it feels good on the soul when you’re constantly reminded that you’re hot, because ultimately she is hot….but then again, I think everything under the age of 27, even the fat girls, are hot… She seems to be from Australia, moved to LA / obviously, and this seems to be a DIY instagram type photoshoot for what I think is a swim company, because of course it is…and she’s got a great face, I can see her nipples, nothing wrong with the way the world works…the quest to Kardashian….nothing wrong with it at all….good face, skinny, tits, ass, half naked..all the things you’d want in a picture…all the things every picture on social media seems to have…good times. The post Rebecca Szulc Swimwear Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hilary Rhoda Naked for LUI Magazine of the Day

Jesus…David Bellemere did another photoshoot. This guy is shooting nude girls every fucking day, it’s just impossible for one person to put out this much content for mainstream and some lower level publications. Clearly he’s either double dipping in a “While I have you here, lets do a shoot”…or dude just knows exactly how to shoot the same damn picture…naked models…over and over again..it’s become fast food..he just churns it out…like a big mac… Along with Victoria’s Secret, other brands, magazines, his own weird calendar project..his OG gig with LUI…dude’s just got 5 shoots published a day… The model is Hilary Rhoda…Hilary Rhoda is an SI Model…who is amazingly American…and even more amazingly from Maryland….the land of fat crab eaters…and not the good kind of crab eaters….the terrifying crab eaters you’d expect to see wrestling in the walmart parking lot over the last 25 gallon jug of vegetable shortening, or the fucking family jug of Arizona Ice Tea….because mom’s gotta bake some fucking cookies……or lube herself up real good – to fit into her pants..you get what I’m saying….and that is that I’d like to wrestle Hilary Rhoda for anything…but mainly for the erections.. The post Hilary Rhoda Naked for LUI Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hilary Rhoda Naked for LUI Magazine of the Day

Jesus…David Bellemere did another photoshoot. This guy is shooting nude girls every fucking day, it’s just impossible for one person to put out this much content for mainstream and some lower level publications. Clearly he’s either double dipping in a “While I have you here, lets do a shoot”…or dude just knows exactly how to shoot the same damn picture…naked models…over and over again..it’s become fast food..he just churns it out…like a big mac… Along with Victoria’s Secret, other brands, magazines, his own weird calendar project..his OG gig with LUI…dude’s just got 5 shoots published a day… The model is Hilary Rhoda…Hilary Rhoda is an SI Model…who is amazingly American…and even more amazingly from Maryland….the land of fat crab eaters…and not the good kind of crab eaters….the terrifying crab eaters you’d expect to see wrestling in the walmart parking lot over the last 25 gallon jug of vegetable shortening, or the fucking family jug of Arizona Ice Tea….because mom’s gotta bake some fucking cookies……or lube herself up real good – to fit into her pants..you get what I’m saying….and that is that I’d like to wrestle Hilary Rhoda for anything…but mainly for the erections.. The post Hilary Rhoda Naked for LUI Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Irina Shayk for a Lingerie Brand for Xmas of the Day

It’s interesting to see in a world where Christmas has been outlawed, at least pre-trump, where Politically correct has taken over so hard that it’s almost racist in and of itself…all this cultural appropriation, and safe space and trigger warnings and sensitivities to nonsense that people feel are actually worth fighting about, including Christmas…since not everyone celebrates Christmas…it’s unfair to shove it down America’s throat….we can call it Holidays, but eventually, the people who doesn’t believe in Holidays will want to be included, and we will call it nothing, even though the Jewish people all monetize off this shit, hell all the commercial Christmas songs were written by one…and all the movies made about Christmas are Jewish produced…and all the products we buy each other are Jewish sold…Chinese made….so if anything the Jewish people created Christmas…so let’s keep calling it Chrismas… I mean this is nothing new, it’s just interesting to see a blatantly obvious Christmas ad, when USA is so safe space about this shit…while the Italians and their lingerie don’t give a fuck…and I guess either do pregnant with rich and famous sperm russians don’t either… So here’s some cheesy, but familiar, Holiday underwear…something that I think is nice, because I’m a christmas music listening christmas fan…even if all my Christmas’ have been a fail, depressing, rock in stocking type shit, it’s still a good time that warms my drunken damaged soul… The post Irina Shayk for a Lingerie Brand for Xmas of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Elsa Hosk – Naked for LUI Magazine and David Bellemere of the Day

I am incapable of posting as quickly as David Bellemere releases pictures of nude Victoria’s Secret models…or really all models…because it just seems to be an endless supply of titties for fashion on girls who are ridiculously good looking, so good looking they have made a career out of it, but that in and of itself is ugly, vapid, superficial, and takes away from their outter beauty – making me think that despite making their own money at this shit, they still want rich and famous dudes to validate their existence, but maybe they are just in the scene, that’s who’s hitting them up, and why date a broke person – Elsa Hosk, is a titty model from Sweden who got mainstream…because that’s how it works when you look like Elsa Hosk….things work out… The post Elsa Hosk – Naked for LUI Magazine and David Bellemere of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Stella Maxwell for Love Magazine of the Day

This is just so fucking stupid….. It’s a little Stella Maxwell trying to seduce someone she calls Daddy, while referring to herself as mommy, in what is somehow inspired by the Wolf of Wall Street, because why not…and the script because I watched the whole thing, that left me feeling empty and alone and in a world of very lazy content production, doing the bare minimum, evoking zero fucking emotion or excitement, pretty much inspired with low grade, low budget porn…but pretending it is FASHION….as she discusses throwing away all her panties and spreading her pussy in short skirts…for “daddy to look at but not touch”…like some kind of temptress.. What she doesn’t tell you is about the herpes outbreak, that the panties irritate, because that’s how you get into Victoria’s Secret and this “it girl”…who only they really think they are “it girls”…the media is just lazy and figures use the people already doing shit..so that no one actually puts anything good out there… I prefer which their theme is Christmas, since it’s Christmas….because whatever this is, is just weak..I’m not a hater, I just see shit when I see shit.. I post shit because my site is shit and I’m even lazier than these people out there producing shit…because shit…why bother when shit is so celebrated… The post Stella Maxwell for Love Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kristen Stewart Lesbian Stance for Vogue of the Day

Kristen Stewart is a lesbian…and Photo number 6 – if you take the time to cruise through these pics..which I don’t think you should since she looks like a dyke. Not that I hate dykes, or don’t find dykes hot, I mean there’s something awesome about a woman who looks like she’s going to a construction site when really she’s just going to the grocery store, because women can’t escape their gender roles, no matter how thick their beards are, or how big her construction boots are at Home Depot… it’s that dykes hate me, cuz of this whole penis thing. I try to tell them it’s just a clit gone wrong, because when buried in my fat, it can really be anything, it’s not a weapon or the patriarchy or that guy who raped you…it could be your friend, maybe if I rub week old tuna on it? Will that help our friendship blossom? Well, she is a dyke…so I guess this fashion shoot makes sense…spread em…Twilight. The post Kristen Stewart Lesbian Stance for Vogue of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Britt Maren Naked of the Day

Britt Maren is an American model who came onto the scene looking pretty fucking average, but has gone onto do the DREAM job of VICTORIA’s SECRET something all these fake hipster models who pretend they are too good for the PROMO model job, only to jump up and down with the approval they seek from being cast for the mall brand, because that’s just HOW these people work…they are in it for fame, attention, money, success, rich boyfriends…and they can pretend as much as they want…they aren’t fooling me… So keep doing these “artistic nudes”….trying to have some depth, concept, purpose, vision, creative direction….where they can pretend they are “muses”…to the content producers…but really…they just lookin’ for likes…and I’m a basic…very basic man…so she’s got my approval…something she may pretend she’s not be looking for…but then why is she naked in pics? The post Britt Maren Naked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Joy Corrigan Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

I feel like I know Joy Corrigan – Not because I’ve met her in Art Basel and hung out with her – only to discover that despite dating old guys – she’s really kind of sweet, thin, rocking huge fake tits and unlike most Florida trash…but still at the beach, in bikinis, friendly with other Florida instagram models like Charlotte McKinney…. Not because I follow her shit and have her entire career, from snapchat to instagram…even though I do follow her shit… But because all these girls are interchangeable… Here are her hard nipples at the beach… The post Joy Corrigan Bikini Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Edita Vilkeviciute in Underwear of the Day

Titty model Edita Vilkeviciute decided to not show her tits in this bikini photoshoot for a swimsuit company – because I guess they are trying to sell luxury and class in exclusive places only models get invited to by rich guys looking for models to have sex with – since their wives are boring and let them do whatever they want because they know they have a good thing with their rich guys – and don’t want to ruin it…and the rich guys know their pre-nup is so dialed in, if they left they’d get fucked over and life would suck – so they just need to deal with the vacations with models, and the models need to take the money while it’s available by whoever is willing, since married guys aren’t so bad, they have limited free time and are creeps, but too busy to be annoying..not that we have these problems being ghetto as fuck…but Edita Vilkeviciute isn’t selling bathing suits nearly as slutty as she should be…and if I cared – I’d have a serious issue with that… The post Edita Vilkeviciute in Underwear of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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