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Maya Coline in Lingerie of the Day

Posted on May 13, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Maya Coline, like pretty much every fucking girl on the internet, is a high concept performance artist who’s art form is obessing over instagram followers and instagram likes…trying to figure out and navigate this confusing social media fueled world…to work with the right people and companies and photographers…usually for free…usually in pictures that look like every other picture…all to grow that audience… I have never heard of Maya – but you can FOLLOW HER ON INSTAGRAM and help her break 30,000 people…which is one step closer to living the fucking dream… All she had to do for it was get naked and half naked….like everyone else…this is all the same shit…good shit..not that good…but good enough shit.. The post Maya Coline in Lingerie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hilary Rhoda in a Bikini of the Day

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Hilary Rhoda is an SI Model…who is amazingly American…and even more amazingly from Maryland….the land of fat crab eaters…and not the good kind of crab eaters….the terrifying crab eaters you’d expect to see wrestling in the walmart parking lot over the last 25 gallon jug of vegetable oil… She’s not obese like Kate Upton…..and 98 percent of your population…she’s one of the good ones…the last standing skinny ones….who at 25 doesn’t look like she needs a motor scooter to get her through the aisles at Walmart while buying said 25 gallon jug of vegetable oil to make chips and cookies and all the good things that brings on diabetes and diabetes medication before losing her fucking foot…giving a good excuse to not work but to sit at home in affordable elastic waistband pants watching reality TV and all the other bullshit fat poor people out of work watch…but not before stopping at McDonald’s on the way out….SUPERSIZE ME…. Instead she’s all hot in this magazine… The post Hilary Rhoda in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Delilah Parillo Promotes Clothing of the DAy

Posted on May 12, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s a photoshoot with model Delilah Parillio for some clothing line called Mate “The Label”… It’s not that exciting, but I follow her on instagram…so it’s like we’re friends or some shit…you know me liking her pics and her not caring because other people like her pics…and she just wants more people to like her pics…in her hipster quest to be an instagram model…leaving me feeling inadequate and alone…wondering why she doesn’t like me back, or follow me back, like I am her equal…when apparently I’m not because I’m not a famous instagram photographer or some shit… It hurts me so much to post these pics…but not really, all these whores are interchangeable.. Boring.. The post Delilah Parillo Promotes Clothing of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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For Love and Lemons Lookbook of the Day

Posted on May 11, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

ForLoveandLemons is the instagram model, fame whore, sugar baby favorite lingerie company… It’s the higher end, than the mall brands out there, you know the shit designed for poor people with a dream, instead it’s more trendy for poor hot girls with a dream to trick men into buying for them…because hot girls are not into what all the basic women are buying up…they are into what all the other basic hot girls who are all pretty much the same but on private jets are buying…. Bitches go nuts for this shit…and I appreciate that their markeitng shoots have nipple in them, with hot girls, even if the pics look at bit too instagram for me…I like it better than what other poeple are doing so here it is.. The post For Love and Lemons Lookbook of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Greer Grammer Has Tits of the Day

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This is Kelsey Grammer’s daughter…her name is Greer. She’s got 6 or 7 siblings…because her dad, Frasier, is a notorious coked up sex addict actor who has been in jail at least once for the shit…all while she was being brought up in Malibu with her make-up artist mother…possibly estranged with her dad, but probably not, I mean he seems like a lot of fun….and he is definitely cutting the checks to pay the bills before, like all celebrity kids, she’s trying to either maximize their opportunity or access to make easy money, or barely work and pretend they work, to be busy and feel more productive than taking Frasier / Cheers money… But when they are in dresses with titty windows, their family history and connections don’t really matter..her being on TV or a rich kid doesn’t matter…the female embodiment of your favorite TV psychiatrist so that you can jerk off to him without feeling gay doesn’t matter…tits do…so tits. Here she is eating Ice Cream… Here she is doing her Workout in Little Shorts… A video posted by Greer Grammer (@greer_grammer) on Apr 21, 2016 at 5:28pm PDT She’s a babe…I am a fan… TO SEE THE REST OF HER PICS IN HER WHITE TITTY SHIRT CLICK HERE The post Greer Grammer Has Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Emily Osment Bra of the Day

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Emily Osment doesn’t matter to me or my life – I’ve never seen any movies or TV shows that she’s on…. I just like pretending that she’s Haley Joel’s trans creation to stay relevant after hitting puberty – because people like tits…but no one likes awkward shaped men who were once the cute kid in blockbuster movies…and if you were him, with all your Spielberg movie money, you’d get breast implants too…you know keep your career alive, no one likes to peak at 8….it’s the basis of child star suicide… The post Emily Osment Bra of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Xenia Deli’s Naked Beach Shoot from Last Year of the Day

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Xenia Deli, the Jewish Meat sandwich named model who is probably not Jewish…is not as famous as she should be… She’s 27, on the tail end of her career as a model, and the biggest thing she’s done to date was a Bieber video, where she pretty much simulated sex with him… But other than a few catalog shoots, she never quite HIT big….and probably never will, but that doesn’t mean she’s not as good as a good sandwich..or that I wouldn’t want to eat her sandwich or that she’s not willing to get sand in her sandwich when you use sandwich as a reference for cunt. These are old pics…but they are lovely because they are naked attempts to hit big before she’s forgotten…she’s worked too hard to get to this point…can’t give up now… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Xenia Deli’s Naked Beach Shoot from Last Year of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Brittany Daniel is a 40 Year Old in a Bikini of the Day

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Brittany Daniel is 40, but when she was 11, she was a Doublemint Twin, because she had parents who were smart enough to exploit the fuck out of their freak of uterus situation…enterprising….typical…and understandable…because she’s fucking hot at 40…so based on logical deduction looked good at 11…right?? Pervert. That was a test. Her career led to a very important career in shows like Sweet Valley High and that’s pretty much it – she hasn’t worked since…but is still hot… She did get cancer…and survived which should count for something…and that is that she has been giving a second chance at life, and should have a second chance at career…I mean…these paparazzi bikini pics are good enough though…we don’t need her doing things that take her and her freakishly hot at 40 body despite being 40 and it going against all things science has taught us….meaning…this may be exactly what she needs to be doing… OH THERE IS NUPPLE TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Brittany Daniel is a 40 Year Old in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Brittany Daniel is a 40 Year Old in a Bikini of the Day

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Brittany Daniel is 40, but when she was 11, she was a Doublemint Twin, because she had parents who were smart enough to exploit the fuck out of their freak of uterus situation…enterprising….typical…and understandable…because she’s fucking hot at 40…so based on logical deduction looked good at 11…right?? Pervert. That was a test. Her career led to a very important career in shows like Sweet Valley High and that’s pretty much it – she hasn’t worked since…but is still hot… She did get cancer…and survived which should count for something…and that is that she has been giving a second chance at life, and should have a second chance at career…I mean…these paparazzi bikini pics are good enough though…we don’t need her doing things that take her and her freakishly hot at 40 body despite being 40 and it going against all things science has taught us….meaning…this may be exactly what she needs to be doing… OH THERE IS NUPPLE TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Brittany Daniel is a 40 Year Old in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selena Gomez’s Orlando Bloom Pose in Concert of the Day

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Taylor Swift’s assistant and groupie Selena Gomez decided to join the Taylor Swift / Katy Perry hip hop pop music beef – by seducing Orlando Bloom into her little ghetto trash Mexican pussy, that probably isn’t that little, this bitch has been taking loads in her since she was a kid – HOW ELSE DOES HER CAREER EXIST…. Apparently, Orlando Bloom isn’t a faggot, and was actually dating Katy Perry for a minute, before being a typical actor and getting up into Selena Gomez because he can – and the whole thing is all nonsense marketing…that helps all these old timers stay in the news… Katy Perry kept the story alive with this: What's the cut off age of being able to say “I want to grow old with you” like 50? 65? 31? :-/ — KATY PERRY (@katyperry) May 7, 2016 Even though she’s only been fucking Bloom for a week, which for celebrities is like years….and we can all collectively agree this is stupid… But not as stupid as LUPUS CHIPMUNK CHEMO SURVIVOR spreading her whore lets for her concert tour she doesn’t really deserve, but in her defence the whole industry is pure bullshit…so cash in. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Selena Gomez’s Orlando Bloom Pose in Concert of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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