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Jojo Bra Top of the Day

Posted on February 15, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jojo Levesque is the mystery Jailbait who is no longer jailbait…but she’s obviously back on the scene trying to get some attention, unless wearing a bra for the paparazzi has nothing to do with trying to get attention and everything to do with style… You know this is just her look, it’s what she likes to wear, wrap her up in fishnet everyday of the week, it’s how she goes to the fucking grocery store…and is not about her showing off her fitness body or any of that shit thirsty bitches do…. She’s Jojo, she doesn’t need to be famous because she’s got talent and a history…you know with her body of work, that was also a body grown men wanted to have sex with because she was in the media and underage and that’s enough for grown men to want to have sex with a girl….unless they are in canada, where they can have sex with the girl but choose not to since 16-17 year olds are fucking crazy and even 18 is too fucking young… Oh and she fucks very fucking black dudes…which the same pervert fanbase probably can’t handle.. CLICK HERE The post Jojo Bra Top of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Scary Spice Mel B in a Bikini of the Day

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I tell you what I want – what I really really want…I want Scary Spice in more bikini pics because she was the Spice Girl I used to jerk off to – what 20 years ago now…that’s sounds pretty fucking crazy until you look at how her body has aged and then you realize “yep that would take about 20 years to happen”….not that I am hating on this, how could I hate on a set of hard nipples in a green tank top in an era when we didn’t have porn…yes we actually jerked off to music videos…not together but everyone did it…we had limited fucking options… I don’t know why she’s covered in sand in Turks and Caicos with a dude who she’ll probably marry, she marries everyone, except Eddy Murphy but that’s because he’s more into pretending he never knocked her up… She’s thick,..and she’s old and for some reason I call #blacklivesmatter… I like it.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Scary Spice Mel B in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hilary Duff on All Fours in a Bikini of the Day

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Hilary Duff in all her thick and fit and muscular and pudgy and mom in her 30s glory…decided to do her own version of Sports Illustrated Coverage …..crawling around on all fours like she’s doing a parody of a swimsuit shoot for the paparazzi because she knows she could be 400 lbs and her loyal fanbase of perverts would still stand by her side. She could be 400 lbs and her loyal fanbase would line up to wipe her shitty ass….cuz she can’t reach….an ass that’s covered in sand because she’s not 400 lbs, and if she was, it’d be all muscle. TO SEE THE REST OF HILARY DUFF EROTICA CLICK HERE BONUS – HERE SHE IS IN A LACY TOP… The post Hilary Duff on All Fours in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rihanna’s Totally See Through of the Day

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Rihanna nipples because like most girls who aren’t breast cancer survivors, she’s got nipples… Nipples that she doesn’t mind showing off, because they are just nipples, and she’s into the whole exhibitionist thing now that she’s sold her soul to the media and entertainment industry. Nipples that other girls like Rita Ora are trying to emulating, even though they aren’t are great…but nipples that despite not being that great are still adorned by the world…because she’s Rihanna…. Fascinating stuff right here… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE TO SEE EVERYTHING GOING ON AT FASHION WEEK CLICK HERE The post Rihanna’s Totally See Through of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sara Jean Underwood Has Figured Out Instagram of the Day

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I think we should take a minute to give Sara Jean Underwood some credit – where credit is deserved…. You see, we know that instagram is a place where pretty much every girl with an instagram is using it as a platform to post sleazy pics of themselves…but we have to remember there was an evolution to this. There was a time when only the real strippers and bar maids, before bottle service girls even existed, would use Myspace to post cheesy half naked shoots…but the average girl would debate or even be reprimanded by family for posting anything remotely sexual… They worried about “career as politicians” or “professionals” or whatever… While this Sara Jean Underwood – was like – I want to do Playboy, I’m hot, I’m 18, fuck school, let’s get fucking naked… She knew the dream, the fame, the possible fortune all for getting naked was the fucking answer and didn’t worry about what anyone thought… She went onto fuck Seacrest up the ass for a while, TV host for the nerds, but now…now she’s on instagram in what some could see as “doing what the insta whores are doing”….but for the old timers like me…she’s doing what’s always been hers to do… The post Sara Jean Underwood Has Figured Out Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne’s Tits in a Bikini of the Day

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Some dude was ripping into me on twitter yesterday because he finds me a pussy bitch who writes pussy bitch commentary about girls like a pussy bitch….or something equally well thought out… He was really mad, despite claiming to not know who Bella Thorne was, that I call her 40 years old, every single time I post about her….like a bad joke I keep killing over and over again…despite how he doesn’t read the site, because I am a pussy bitch of the internet…. The reality of it, is that Bella Thorne probably isn’t 40 years old, but I keep telling the same story about her being 40 years old, because I only have so much to say about a vapid little self absorbed girl in the entertainment industry…that bros and frat boys and dads are into because they are perverts or are forced to know..because she’s the hot pussy in the shitty shows their kids make them watch… I mean this girl posts compromising selfies on the regular..more often than actual substance…so the repeating the same story – comes hand in hand – with her repeating the same marketing tactics…and really, I am not a comedy writer, trying to be funny, but rather an angry pervert who thinks telling the same joke over and over becomes awkward and thus hilarious over time… You just gotta let it simmer, while Bella Thorne simmers her pale skin in the sun, on vacation because life is rough for a 40 year old pretending to be an 18 year old…because pervert dudes buy into the lie…because they want to believe it’s real… Now when someone takes that premise and makes a Judd Apatow movie – 40 year old stage mom can’t handle her daughters being hipster anti-stage kids, so she takes it upon herself to get BOTOX and make it happen Or maybe it’ll be the next Elizabeth Smart Pitch Perfect franchise… Either way, I won’t get credit or paid for it.. All while Bella Thorne will continue to to self promote herself aggressively, maybe even getting the part, thanks to the perverts…because the perverts will continue to buy into it….keep her going…and well…believe the lie… The post Bella Thorne’s Tits in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hannah Ferguson’s Twerking of the Day

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I think you can see her asshole… I spent an hour doing some Sports Illustrated Coverage – because I don’t bother producing my own content that often and would rather point and laugh at the lack of creativity from my soiled poverty stricken couch…it’s the life of a loser critic…. When Sports Illustrated pops off every year, there’s hours of footage and outtakes for each of these girls they use…so for the next year random shit they do will come together and be promoted…their brand depends on it almost as much as most of the girls depend on SI promoting them to get work… Here’s Hannah Ferguson….doing a stripper dance twerk – which is not all that far off from where she probably should be working – but thanks to SI 2014, doesn’t have to… Shoutout to Bob for sending this in… The post Hannah Ferguson’s Twerking of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Mike Myers is a Little Bitch and Caused my FB Ban of the Day

Posted on February 14, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

So this little bitch is named Mike Myers, probably not his real name, but who really needs a name when you’re a a little bitch…was polluting my FB page about THIS PEYTON MANNING STORY saying shoving your asshole in an employees face is “frat boy” and not sexual assault. Idiot. Frat Boy and Sexual Assault are SYNONYMS in the Thesaurus. Either way, she reported this comment I wrote directed at him on facebook….which was amazing..because I am so funny.

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Time TO Shit…and Other Videos of the Day

Posted on February 12, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This is Why YOu DOn’t Get Out of the Car on a Freeway The Cutest Girl in Portugal How I Feel Most Day… Morning Road Rage of the Day Terrible Car Surprise Crazy Footage of three Machete Totting Robbers VS a SHot Gun Care Worker VS a Granny – Don’t Worry No One Will Believe her if she’s Old Enough Oh Shit Balls… The post Time TO Shit…and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Gigi Hadid Hits 13 Million Followers on Instagram of the Day

Posted on February 12, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

13 million people care about some average looking half arab rich girl from LA and shows off her tits. Here she is with her possibly homosexual, possibly trans like her BFFs dad Bruce, because that’s the LA trend for these obsessed with vanity freaks, getting botox and face lifts like a bunch of fucking girls, because I guess the reason they got rich was because of that narcissism and ego that allowed them to take the necessary risks…risks that now lets him fuck girls who are less famous models that his GIGI, but who are hotter than GIGI because she’s not that hot…she’s not even a model…she’s just an instagram person who has 13 million followers, in part thanks to her dad investing some money in a marketing company, and her possibly being signed to the Kendall Jenner school of modeling….. So when these magazines booker her and brands hire her, it’s not because they think she’s a natural talent, or good as a personality, they just know she’s a rich kid with an ego and a dream…so she’ll try to fake it but more importantly has 13 million people they can reach when they book her, knowing one pic on her instagram, something that takes 3 minutes to do, will get 1,000,000 likes…massive. I guess this is the “model” version of the 1%, unfair for the half arab average looking girls out there who want 13 million followers, but who don’t have the resources to buy them through friends, parties and PR teams… It’s all a lie! Like her being at Kanye’s fashion show, like a groupie and someone who owes the Kardashians, despite him “dissing” Taylor Swift, her BFF, putting her in this “who do I stand by and how can my team allow me to stand for everyone and everything to get more jobs and not offend anyone”… Almost as dumb as me writing about this shit.. The post Gigi Hadid Hits 13 Million Followers on Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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