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Gigi Hadid’s Cat Suit of the Day

Posted on February 17, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It looks like GIGI showed up to an event in what could be a see through mesh outfit, all fetishy, beachy, High Fashion and when I put my nerd glasses on, I see nipple, or distinct discoloration of nipple, which is enough for some of you to get really excited about, because nipples are exciting, even though you can just google her and see her tits, probably as fake as everything about her, from her family life to her career, but that doesn’t matter because of the nipples and her willingness to say “look at me”…like a spoiled rich kid who likes being the center of attention after her dad pay for everyone to notice her for a few minutes…allowing her to live in delusion that she’s this hot, relevant, awesome and amazing talent, when really she’s just an instagram model, relevant because 15 million people follow her….that’s all it fucking takes…but if she keeps dressing like this…I’m totally fine with her behavior…I just hope I live to witness the collapse…but I’m getting old and unhealthy and this may all end for me – just not soon enough Naughty outfit for such a wholesome strong moral and valued famewhore bottom feeder. I like her! TO SEE ALL THE PICS FROM THE SI EVENT CLICK HERE The post Gigi Hadid’s Cat Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Pam Anderson for a Sci-Fi Short of the Day

Posted on February 16, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Pam Anderson is in this groundbreaking role in a youtube video, because she’s not done yet, she’s still got more to give to the entertainment industry, and lucrative roles are falling into her lap like this Sci/fi for youtube… I guess we are in the era of self produced movies, which is probably a good thing if you’re someone who can’t sell a script for the life of you, or don’t want to sell a script for the life of you, because you are an artist and visionary in your mind, or you have financing from VICE / FOX / MTV and can put it together without the whole Hollywood machine…by putting it up to youtube. It’s pretty exciting stuff, because fuck Hollywood. So to some, Pam Anderson is not dead…or maybe she is, but makes a perfect futuristic soul cycle teacher… Here’s the premise: Connected, by Luke Gilford, is a portrait of a woman grappling with aging, self-perception, and transformation in a technologically optimized world. Jackie (Pamela Anderson) is a burnt-out AuraCycle instructor in the midst of a midlife crisis. She’s obsessed with self-improvement podcasts (voiced by Jane Fonda), and she is soon drawn to an advanced yet enigmatic wellness spa that promises to enhance her mind, body and soul. Guided by her effortless and nubile mentor, Luna (Dree Hemingway), Jackie will give up anything to feel “connected” — to herself, to the future, and to a precarious sense of perfection. She beat Hepatitis…and deserves to be celebrated….with her clown tits… The post Pam Anderson for a Sci-Fi Short of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jennifer Lawrence Tits Creates a Charity of the Day

Posted on February 16, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jennifer Lawrence is giving a gift of 2,000,000 tax deductible dollars to the Children’s Heart Foundation because despite being a puppet of the media with no soul, she’s into kids with no hearts….or with broken hearts…because she probably found some recipe or spell that needed Children’s hearts and this was the only way to get it! I don’t care if the idea is vain, the amount of money that will actually get to the kids will be closer to 20,000 dollars… I read the WYCLEF AMA on REDDIT yesterday…and saw how to master a fake charity through clever accouunting tactics… I do care that she’s showing her tits, tits that brown dude AZIZ who is overrated pussy comedy but successful because immigrants like him.. I guess what I’m saying is that I prefer when celebs spend their money on cocaine and hookers, because I like when people acknowledge the vapid, self absorbed cunts they are…this “do good” because it is “good press” no matter what money is involved irritates me…but then again anything that she does that doesn’t involve self shot nudes annoys me too… I mean – why the fuck is she so fucking famous and in everything – some deals with the devil were made -maybe that’s why she wants to buy all the Kentucky based baby hearts….because in a world filled with equally “talented” actors she just doesn’t make any fucking sense…I don’t trust her…. The post Jennifer Lawrence Tits Creates a Charity of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Charlotte McKinney Ass Flash of the Day

Posted on February 16, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Charlotte McKinney known for her tits, and I use the word “known” pretty fucking lightly, since she’s a virtual nobody who got on TV like she was a somebody, because I guess she met the right guy with the right connections at some Florida club one night, who probably promised to get her on TV, hoping to get laid, and she called him out on it…forcing him to figure out a way to market her as more than tits that at the time were barely known on instagram.. She’s got the face of a Florida Hooters girl who has seen one too many bad sun burns, she’s got a good enough body, and tits in America still get you work, but like a comedic actress, without being a comedic actress, she wants you to see she’s got more diverse range than just her one trick tits…she’s also got an ass. Fascinating… The post Charlotte McKinney Ass Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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stepGIRLS Like their Drinking of the Day

Posted on February 16, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I like to drink…and I like most people around me to like to drink. I once knew a guy who never drank, because he liked the idea of being under control, I guess because he was so fucking uptight he feared what he would do out of control, in what was a very uncomfortable time going out with him as his judgmental eyes stared at me creepily while I had all the fun…you know some American Psycho shit…all weird, awkward, freaky…even psychotic from never having a good time, or getting laid…since sex and booze are best friends, unless you’re a feminist leader in this RAPE CULTURE movement…where you’d tell a different story…rape is bad. So unless you’ve been arrested for being drunk, or you’ve really ruined your life and almost died because of being drunk, you have no right to not get drunk… Win hen I came across this RUM BLENDER concept of blending your own RUM…customized booze is far better than the swill I would drink when I couldn’t afford to drink anything but swill…Luxury…you mean there’s actual choice in alcohol beyond “anything cheap that won’t make me go blind…”… Either way, I was so blown away that I had gift my friend in Australia with a bottle…Australia has hot girls…who like to drink…and I guess he gifted me with these pics of some back in the sand with the gift…yes I buy people gifts….when they bring me gifts via stepGIRLS in bathing suits looking good… Girl, Booze, Beach, Bathing Suit, Tits, Body, Sand….just don’t drink and swim motherfuckers, drowning while drunk is a fail… GET YOUR RUM BLENDER BLEND YOUR RUM BLENDER LIVE YOUR RUM BLENDER CHECK IT OUT The post stepGIRLS Like their Drinking of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne Tits in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on February 16, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Some dude who attacked me on Twitter, claiming to never read the site because I am apparently the whiniest bitch of the internet since I write my content for girls and not for bros, which means I say things like “Holy shit, this girl is a narcissistic cunt, every fucking day is an excuse to post a slutty pic that can be positioned as not being slutty, so that her dude fans who think she’s hot can get a little fucking cock tease, like she was a non-nude model from early internet…never showing nipple but charging 30 dollars a month to motherfuckers who though maybe one day she would”…. Or what really upset him was that I call her a 40 year old pretending to be a recently turned 18 year old, because I know 18 year olds and they don’t have bodies like this, and I know 18 year olds who do have bodies and they never have to go to the fucking gym, and with modern botox you can pull off 18 at 40 with enough lying and no real reference point for us to catch that lie, so like I said yesterday, it’d be a great movie by the girl from Pitch Perfect starring Amy Schumer and Jennifer Aniston or Cameron Diaz because that’s what makes hit movies… Elevator Pitch, Stage Mom with Hipster Kids who Don’t Want to be Mainstream successes, Decides to go to an Audition she set up at Disney for her kids, pretending to be her kid, only she gets the part and is now forced with building her celebrity as an 18 year old and not get caught…bitch needs to STAGE PARENT HER GODDAMN SELF. Brilliant. Get me two fucking RAZZIES.. TO SEE THE PAPARAZZI PICS OF THIS MOM IN A BIKINI CLICK HERE The post Bella Thorne Tits in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ashely Graham See Through of the Day

Posted on February 16, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ashley Graham is the fat girl that SI is using to appear politically correct in an era of social justice warriors who have groups and pages on Facebook and who can collectively target, boycott, ban and write worded emails to the advertisers and the execs at the magazines, basically annoying the fuck out of everyone… So just throw a fat pig of a bitch who represents zero Athletic, unless you think failing at a pilates class once, or walking on the treadmill to justify pigging out on cake is a fitness. And everyone will be ok with the 1000s of pics of hot bodied whores half naked inside the magazine…clever fucks…and while they’re at it, just make sure there’s at least one nipple shot of the pig, so you know she’s not as sloppy a cow as you’d think and that she actually has perkier, full, rounded big tits…like a fat girl…but not like a sloppy fat girl… Maybe she is everything you ever wanted and not just for black and hispanic men who love this big girl shit… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF THE EVENT CLICK HERE The post Ashely Graham See Through of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ex-Team USA Gymnast Ass with Mckayla Maroney of the Day

Posted on February 15, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Mckayla Maroney was an American hero back in 2012 when she won at least one Olympic medal, but who as soon as that was over appeased her “stage parents” or what we call in Canada “Hockey Mom” with her version of a NHL Draft, which allowed her to focus on what I guess she was more into…being slutty on the internet.. A long time ago, there was that whole Band Camp girl on American pie, who was obviously and blown out version of these kids who are forced into a close knit circle, where they develop their perversions together, all while being socially awkward…where the cool kids aren’t staying in hotels together, which opens the door for fucking…so Gymnastics, or any sports, along with Band…is really just a great place for kids to fuck each other…and develop weird perversions…all with the help of their coaches… So it’s possible that paved the way for being slutty on the internet, but it probably had more to do with everyone being slutty on the internet…or even more likely, loving all the attention she was getting with tweets directed at her by fucking perverts…everywhere…allowing her to find herself as a booty model.. Because I just googled her to see if she was on Team USA for 2016 in rio..and she’s not.. but her ass is on her social media…and that could be better than another Olymic medal, because it requires less work….just ask Bruce Jenner. The post Ex-Team USA Gymnast Ass with Mckayla Maroney of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Elle Fanning for Vogue Australia of the Day

Posted on February 15, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Elle Fanning is the sister of creepy Dakota fanning… She’s 17… So I guess Vogue Australia thinks it’s ok to dress up 17 year olds in lacy outfits…which isn’t as bad as you jerking off to 17 year olds in lacy outfits….who I guess don’t count as 17 because they are from Hollywood and in movies and thus have no parents or souls…having sex at 12 with creepy perverts because it’s the Wild West with no rules..they are the fucking rules…and they distract their vapid and disgustingness with morally sound movies… Oh wait, she does have a dad, his name is Steven J. Fanning, who played minor league baseball for teams affiliated with the St. Louis Cardinals and now works as an electronics salesman in Los Angeles.. I guess at 17, it’s grey area legally, but knowing you – you’ve been a fan since “I am Sam”… The post Elle Fanning for Vogue Australia of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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UK Fame Whore of the Day

Posted on February 15, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t even know who this girl is, but I like her hustle. She knows that when she is to leave a club or party where the paparazzi are present, to flash and strip down however much clothing she can manage to rip off before exposing herself, in order to ensure being talked about in the tabloids, because to some people, being in the tabloids is a stamp of approval that they matter or exist, and without that coverage, they are just slutty girls past their prime, but those same people are the kind of people who behave like this in public and it is glorious enough for me….being the pervert that I am…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post UK Fame Whore of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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