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Penelope Cruz Cancer in a Movie Tits of the Day

Apparently Penelope Cruz is playing a cancer survivor in her new movie, which I guess is the equivalent of Cuba Gooding Jr playing a retard, because the Oscar people love conflict, I mean they gave Anne Hathaway an Oscar for cutting off her hair…and in this movie Penelope Cruc cut off titty… So these are pics of her tits or tit make-up tits…which I guess is erotic to you, if you have no soul and don’t feel any sympathy for a woman getting paid millions to mock women who die of this disease…right? TO SEE PENELOPE CRUZ AT SOME EVENT IN SPAIN IN A DRESS CLICK HERE The post Penelope Cruz Cancer in a Movie Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Drunk Girl Gets in the Wrong Uber of the Day

I don’t know the story behind this, but apparently this drunk girl gets in the wrong Uber and refuses to get out….she also drops the “you don’t know who you’re messing with right now”….which is standard spoiled brat talk for “my dad’s rich and/or a lawyer”…. The dude eventually throws her down…and obviously that makes her mad, so she gets into his car and goes into full tantrum mode… I don’t even know if the guy is an Uber driver, but I am terrified for the headache her boyfriend has to go through with this girl….she’s not hot enough for this kind of attitude… I do like how feisty she is and the “I’ll do whatever the fuck I want”…as she screams at him to get into the car…I think this is a sign of the times….bottle service…coddled brats who aren’t bullied or failed in school and the only thing that would make this video better is if she got her period in her white shorts…but I say that whenever I see white shorts but it’s pretty good as is… I think I’m in love. The post Drunk Girl Gets in the Wrong Uber of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Carolina Jaramillo’s Naked in Bubbles of the Day

I have no idea who Carolina Jaramillio is…but apparently I follow her on instagram…. It always makes me laugh when I see random titty pics of models and think, I wonder who she is, does she actually matter, is she a legit model or has she just got a famous enough photographer to take nude pics of her, that blogs put this shit… It’s just so fucking hard to determine if they are working girls, or WORKING GIRLS if you know what I mean, because everyone is getting naked these days, which makes it all just so confusing for me to figure out… More often than not, I’m already following the girl getting naked in the photoshoot I’m looking at. Like this Carolina Jaramillio…but she doesn’t follow me back, what a cunt, she just wants people to support in her quest to get famous, and doesn’t want to support the people who support her, and she doesn’t want to fuck up her ratio, making her a typical woman who just TAKES AND TAKES AND TAKES the attention she can get….cunt… The post Carolina Jaramillo’s Naked in Bubbles of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kelly Brook Big Tits as Wonder Woman of the Day

Kelly Brook is serious bottom feeding titty model who is really fucking old now… She’s still got her tits, sure she’s fatter now, but she’s always been fat, I know Rugby players in the UK who have fucked her and they laugh about how sloppy she is or was…even at her prime…TRUE STORY… I guess she’s been trying to make it in Hollywood, since she moved to LA at 37 a few years ago, instead of just settling down and making babies despite being pregnant…in the UK…because of delusions that made her think she’s got talent, that she is important, that she can make it in the industry…because no man has ever said no to him due to her tits… Well, that strategy probably didn’t work, at least based on these pics, not that I know anything Kelly Brook is up to, I don’t really pay attention to last weeks kitchen garbage until it starts to smell, and this is her smelling…in the form of “LETs TRY TO GET NERDS ON BOARD, THIS IS NEW MARKETING STRATEGY, SLUTTY PICS AREN’T ENOUGH”…and it’s boring to me, but I guess you read blogs, making you a pretty pathetic person, so you should fucking LOVE this…I do it for you, think of it as Charity since I don’t get paid to do this…. The post Kelly Brook Big Tits as Wonder Woman of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kat Dennings French Maid Outfit of the Day

In case you forget….which I don’t because she tried to sue me for posting them, Kat Dennings LEAKED A BUNCH OF NUDE/TOPLESS PICS (scroll down) early on in her 3-5 year career, to make sure you remember who she is, to generate some buzz, and to most importantly, get cast in stupid TV shows people seem to like. She’s always been a doughy, curvy, estrogen filled fertile looking woman that I assume people love because of our deeply rooted “GET A BITCH PREGNANT” genetic coding… Well, she’s still the biggest girl on TV, literally, and most excitingly, I like to think of her as an old friend, a before she was famous friend, sure I only communicated with her through her lawyer…but it was magical for me… Not as magical as her in a French Maid Costume, is that even still a thing in this porned up world where role playing is far more insane, French Maid seems totally irrelevant, just not to the shitty writers of her show…but she’s still got big tits…and people love big tits.. The post Kat Dennings French Maid Outfit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Natalie Portman for Dior of the Day

I know what you are thinking, women are disgusting as fuck after giving birth…. Actually, maybe that’s just what I’m thinking when I see Natalie Portman for this BORING campaign, that I realize is more about being a sophisticated woman, rather than the Israel born Jewish girl that Jewish guys fucking love, because of the fantasy of getting a Jewish girl who looks as good as her pregnant and to have a life with, instead of the Jewish girl who looks more like a troll their parent’s arranged the marriage with…right.. She’s the second generation of Star Wars pussy, after already being an established actress, and people fucking love her… I guess this isn’t a panty shoot, or a bikini shoot, or an accidental upskirt or nude scene, but I feel like she’s got a tight enough fanbase, that they get excited about everything she does…or however she hustles money…prostituting her celebrity like she was just getting started and is sitting on the casting couch… I really have no idea why I am promoting this garbage for Dior…but let’s make other people rich…while I remain too poor to buy a case of fucking beer…I’ve played this all wrong… The post Natalie Portman for Dior of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Demi Lovato’s Bra and Panty Set for Allure of the Day

There are rumors floating around that Miley Cyrus and Demi Lovato have a sex tape shot when they were underage….and that Miley threatened to leak the video when her and Demi were having some Disney based fight we can assume was based on jealousy because one actor / singer with a big fanbase hated the other actor / singer with a huge fan base because she was Mexicans and Mexicans are seriously fucking loyal…which led to the Demi Lovato break down. I don’t know if that’s a true story, but it should be, it would make these plastic, souless, boring cunts far more interesting or have more depth, instead of the garbage we are fed about them… I do know that Lovato had a drug addiction, became a lesbian, blamed it on being bi-polar, only to start dating Wilmer Valderamma and realizing the way to be fat and stay fat and still have audience support by doing the “Love your Body” shit targeted to fat girls…not so interesting, just an example of how shitty the world we live in is… Here she is in ALlure wearing underwear…I may have posted this before, it’s all the fucking same and I don’t care about Demi Lovato, she’s not hot and posting this is just out of habit more than anything… The post Demi Lovato’s Bra and Panty Set for Allure of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selena Gomez and Taylor Swift Hiding in the Bushes Like a Pervert of the Day

I can realate to this annoying picture of Selena Gomez and Taylor Swift… I’ve spent my fair share of time in bushes…it’s actually how I saw my first topless tanning girl, my first blowjob, my first sex…there was a slutty girl in the neighborhood who we would creep on…and it was how I paved my way into a life of being a peeping tom, something that has gone from climbing up fire escapes and hiding in parties at closets, or bushes…or even back seats of cars…into just being a normal internet user because we’re all now collectively the same kind of voyeuristic pervert…basically taking away the one thing I had that people though was creepy despite being exciting away from me…just another example of how the internet ruined my fucking life.. Yes they workout together, hangout together, BFF each other to partner up and confuse the media together, getting attention together, cobranding and collabing together…it’s garbage and lame..but I still notice…..because I am more pathetic than they are…because they are the ones rich and being talked about…and I’m the one reminded of my pervert years, when I was more adventurous and driven to be a pervert… In my defense it’s just a stupid fucking pic… If you Don’t Like That…Here’s Selena Gomez in a White Dress Looking Tough CLICK HERE If you don’t like that -TO SEE PICS OF TAYLOR SWIFT LEAVING THE GYM IN A SKIRT CLICK HERE The post Selena Gomez and Taylor Swift Hiding in the Bushes Like a Pervert of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Haley Baldwin’s Tits Going to An Event of the Day

Haley Baldwin like the Gigi Hadid has partnered up with the Kardashians, who probably manage them and get a take on the deals, because it’s a solid up-sell to what they are already doing…you know Book “Kylie and Kendall for 200k, but for another 100k we’ll throw in bootleg Hadid and bootleg Baldwin”…. I know a girl who works random promo events and Haley Baldwin got 50,000 dollars to show up. This is someone who isn’t even that hot, isn’t that great, her dad is Stephen Baldwin who is a virtual fucking loser and joke in Hollywood, forced to do reality TV in his demise, yet this bitch is getting 50k to show up to events…why? Because Beiber fucked her when she was under 18…silly… But she represents what the kids want, to not work, to hang with other idiots who don’t work, and to get paid for it…all they need to do is post it to instagram…which takes 3-4 minutes a day… Terrible Role Models.. CLICK HERE The post Haley Baldwin’s Tits Going to An Event of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Karlie Kloss Legs for Some Campaign of the Day

Karlie Kloss probably likes to hear that she’s best known for being a fashion model, but she’s probably best known as a mall brand, commercial sell out model, because it’s good to be famous and well paid, while walking runways for pretentious brands doesn’t pay nearly enough or give that stamp of approval every girl wants. I like to think of her as Taylor Swift’s real life Barbie Doll, who has been rumored to actually lives with her, which is typical of all models, they do that sugar baby thing, all rent free, because Taylor is a controlling crazy person who had no childhood…likes having a barbie doll and friends…and these people don’t mind the attention they get….even if they are part of some weird rich person sex cult… Doesn’t matter, here are her 6 foot tall legs in a campaign, I never found her erotic, not even when visualizing her scissoring Taylor Swift, and I don’t find her erotic in this campaign, but there are legs and legs are a fetish of mine..and this is about me…so here it is. The post Karlie Kloss Legs for Some Campaign of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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