Sara Underwood is still a thing. She’s hugely famous or followed on social media, probably because she poses like this, which is funny enough not any crazier than any of these whores are posing, only for some reason Sara Underwood doesn’t get all the brand deals these other idiots do. Sure, she did Playboy for years, starting at 18, before going mainstream on G4TV replacing Olivia Munn, hosting gaming bullshit, despite being a Playboy girl…which you’d think would be her stamp of mainstream approval…. She’s still got the fans, produces some of the best content on social media, using her hot Pacific Northwest body….and she deserves all the same campaigns the other whores are getting… Give Sarah Underwood a break! JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Sara Underwood in a Thong of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Kim Zolciak is, to put it very mildly, a piece of work. She’s loud, obnoxious, offensive, and those are some of her best qualities. Another one of her charms? That special way she has of trying to make everyone believe she’s never had any plastic surgery on her face . In this new interview she did with Entertainment Tonight, she listed all the things about her appearance that are fake or constructed by the expert hands of plastic surgeons. And, well, it just sounds wrong. She started from the top, saying “We all know that I wear a wig, although I have amazing hair.” “I’ve done my lips,” she continued, and added that “I’ve been getting Botox since I was young, for migraines initially and now it’s the obvious reason.” “I’ve had my boobs done. I fixed by hernia and had a tummy tuck at the same time, you know, it’s one in the same.” You might have noticed that Kim didn’t mention anything about a nose job, or about any other intensive procedures regarding her face. Which is strange, because her face looks remarkably different than it did a few years ago. “Makeup, the contouring and what have you, definitely helps,” she explained. “Why would I not talk about a nose job?” We don’t know, Kim. Why would you advise your own daughter to “try 5-10 penises” before getting married ? Why do you do anything that you do? Kim also said that as of right now, plastic surgery is completely off the table, thanks to that stroke she had last year . “This is the other thing, you idiots!” she so adorably said. “You think I’m gonna have a stroke and then go do something? Go have plastic surgery?” “That’s really smart. You can’t. I’m on blood thinners for at least another year.” Yeah, you idiots. Do you think Kim is some kind of ignoramus or something? Do you think she’d be that stupid? Get real, dummies. (Nice deflection from the nose job conundrum, right?) In the interview, Kim also discussed another thing she’s known for: getting into embarrassing, pointless fights with strangers on social media. “I’m a Taurus, right?” she started, and so you know she’s about to drop some wisdom. “So I’ll take it, and I’ll take it, and I’ll take it, when it comes to me, anyway. When it comes to my kids, you got about a very small window, and then I just blow up.” “It makes me so mad that people take time out of their day to write a nasty comment … You’re making a conscious effort, decision to type this out to me, or my daughter?” To be clear, she’s talking about her oldest daughter, Brielle Biermann. Brielle gets a lot of hate because she’s just as insufferable as her mother , but as Kim tells it, it’s because she’s “very strong, very confident.” And as for her husband, Kroy Biermann, Kim says that he doesn’t have any social media accounts, so he usually doesn’t keep up with what she posts. That’s how she’s free to post nude pics of him . “He doesn’t know what I do,” she said, “Until he gets a Google Alert.” Well, aren’t you just a peach, Kim? What a real and true gem. View Slideshow: Celebrities Who Have Admitted to Plastic Surgery
These people are such trash….so fucking average yet marketed hard enough to trick all the idiots youth to think she’s iconic…because they are too busy taking selfies to really get invested in or care…it’s more of a double tap on a picture and brands love it…because brands are run by 22 year old marketing chicks who are just as stupid as Kendall Jenner and her fans..making this cyclone of garbage….that should be incinerated but for some reason…never is….. The post Kendall Jenner’s Promoting her Underboob Because she’s a Whore of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Racists Get The Wrong Brandon Marshall The NFL has two Brandon Marshalls. One plays for the Broncos and one plays for the Jets. The Marshall that played for the Broncos decided to join the National Anthem protest by taking a knee during the song. This makes “patriots” and racists mad. So mad that they flooded Marshall’s mentions. One problem. They targeted the wrong Black man. Maybe they should all be cops. Whoops. Anyway, let’s laugh at the idiots who went after the wrong Brandon Marshall. Continue reading →
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Burning Man is some bullshit poser nonsense. For rich idiots and sugar babies to think they are down to earth, festival people, living in RVs in the desert – with a bunch of other idiots on psychedelic drugs for a week….all for an instagram picture – because it’s on the list of places to be for your social media…you know to matter amongst your idiot followers – as you pretend to be some kind of celebrity… Well, it turns out that amongst the idiots having a spiritual experience, is also girls who get naked, dye their bush, together…taking chances to really absorb in the theme of event – like a fucking robot, just a good kind of robot…who gets naked…because all these people don’t realize it, but they act like it’s Halloween everyday…always dressing up or dressing down to fit in and be like everyone else…it’d be a good time to launch a product – because more than ever – the mainstream just eats up the same shit…they are all the same and will in turn make you rich… Here are some of the nude pics… The post Burning Man Nudity of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Haley Baldwin like the Gigi Hadid has partnered up with the Kardashians, who probably manage them and get a take on the deals, because it’s a solid up-sell to what they are already doing…you know Book “Kylie and Kendall for 200k, but for another 100k we’ll throw in bootleg Hadid and bootleg Baldwin”…. I know a girl who works random promo events and Haley Baldwin got 50,000 dollars to show up. This is someone who isn’t even that hot, isn’t that great, her dad is Stephen Baldwin who is a virtual fucking loser and joke in Hollywood, forced to do reality TV in his demise, yet this bitch is getting 50k to show up to events…why? Because Beiber fucked her when she was under 18…silly… But she represents what the kids want, to not work, to hang with other idiots who don’t work, and to get paid for it…all they need to do is post it to instagram…which takes 3-4 minutes a day… Terrible Role Models.. CLICK HERE The post Haley Baldwin’s Tits Going to An Event of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
#BoycottStarWarsVII because it will be ghetto garbage. pic.twitter.com/SkNiqg8bKX — Lord Humungus (@DarklyEnlighten) October 19, 2015 Racists Idiots Start #BoycottStarWarsVII Well, we knew this was going to happen. #BoycottStarWarsVII is trending because one of the racist idiots out there. Thanks to the common sense people of Twitter, the hashtag has been taken over. And now we’re laughing at the idiots
In case you don’t know who Hilaria Baldwin is, she’s the Yoga Instructer who got impregnated by Alec Baldwin, who I guess she offered flexibility that he just wanted to fuck, or maybe she offered him some spirituality, or refreshing outlook on life, to feed his psycho celebrity ego….you know the same reason Scientology exists, these lost motherfuckers looking for something different…. She’s Ireland Baldwin, lesbian with a black girl, who used to be with a guy she practically had sex with on social media, making me question her level of confused as being a celebirty kid… But it probably isn’t as confused as a celebrity wife and mom, walking around with her big pregnant tits….with an empty stroller…because weird..keeps everyone on their toes…especailly when it comes with bendy big tits…so this is a glimpse into her seduction tactics…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLIC HERE The post Hilaria Baldwin’s Titties Babyless Weirdness of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Charli XCX is some up and coming, not so cute, pop star, that reminds us that pop star is garbage, and unfortunately thanks to the internet, everything has become Pop… I just saw a Justin Bieber, EDM Music video by Diplo, who’s always been a pop producer, but who I remember being some underground RAVE DJ…. Because I guess, everything goes to shit, and the retard masses are clogging up everything that was once cool because they are so easy to reach now…get that lemming mind control down…win over the idiots who don’t know better…and win… I guess what I am trying to say is that nothing is cool, but panty flashes are timeless, and a good marketing tool, so bottom feed and keep bottom feeding Charli XCX….this is the right way to do it. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Charlie XCX Panty Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
