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Alexandra Papadopoulos and other Tricks Naked of the Day

I am friends with Alexandra Papadopoulos….and by friends I mean she’s blocked and deleted me off facebook and instagram more than once…when real haters cut ties once and forget about you…this angel who is getting naked in TREATS because it is a thing LA based models do to get rich husbands, boyfriends and invited on yachts….but I don’t really know which naked girl she is in these pics…I am just posting her name in the event she googles herself, and I am sure she does, they all do…this is the selfie generation and she’s a model, she’ll remember the good times we once had and maybe come back to me…so that I can tell her how much I love her and want her to sit on my face due to being amazing and talented and funny with her instagram videos… Here are the pics of a bunch of random girls…and one very special angel sent from heaven we call Alexandra Papadopoulos….and not just because greeks love anal…all girls love anal…even girls who say they hate anal…they just haven’t had good anal with a small enough dick…but because she’s amazing. The post Alexandra Papadopoulos and other Tricks Naked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alexandra Papadopoulos and other Tricks Naked of the Day

I am friends with Alexandra Papadopoulos….and by friends I mean she’s blocked and deleted me off facebook and instagram more than once…when real haters cut ties once and forget about you…this angel who is getting naked in TREATS because it is a thing LA based models do to get rich husbands, boyfriends and invited on yachts….but I don’t really know which naked girl she is in these pics…I am just posting her name in the event she googles herself, and I am sure she does, they all do…this is the selfie generation and she’s a model, she’ll remember the good times we once had and maybe come back to me…so that I can tell her how much I love her and want her to sit on my face due to being amazing and talented and funny with her instagram videos… Here are the pics of a bunch of random girls…and one very special angel sent from heaven we call Alexandra Papadopoulos….and not just because greeks love anal…all girls love anal…even girls who say they hate anal…they just haven’t had good anal with a small enough dick…but because she’s amazing. The post Alexandra Papadopoulos and other Tricks Naked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miley Cyrus in the Pool of the Day

The exciting thing about pictures of girls underwater when not shot with the right camera is how distorted and stretched out their bodies are…reminiscent of something we used to call scramble porn…back before digital TV and the internet…where cable companies would block out the peope who didn’t buy porn with a scrambled picture…but audio feed that would lead people like me into the dark world of pornography…with one stretched out blue tit in the top left of the scream set to the sountrack of fake porn orgasms.. Well this is the pool picture of that…Miley in a bikini..but where’s her nipple and where’s her vagina…or is this about her face…or is this more erotic for people with a drowning fetish thanks to that one time at camp….where they came holding their breath while skinny dipping with their camp councillors…or some shit… All this to say, who fucking cares…I’m not posting this cuz I care…seriously…I’m trying to do other things here but I’m stuck in a trap I call DrunkenStepfather…not to mention, I’ve seen this vapid Miley cunt naked before..why would some selfie in the pool be something I find exciting….stop judging me. The post Miley Cyrus in the Pool of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alektra Blue for Raymond Croft of the Day

Alektra Blue, who you can follow on instagram @lilmsblue , is a massive porn star. She’s been doing this for at least 7 or 8 years, for a bunch of the more mainstream porn companies, and you’ve probably seen her fuck on your late night TV porn, because she’s in that realm of pornstars… She is not one of those Amateur Porn girls, who have a shitty documentary, that no one has ever heard of, who jump in the porn scene for 5 minutes, where they bang out for a month or two before disappearing, because porn isn ‘t for everyone, and not everyone makes it in porn… Alektra Blue…has made it in porn..and now she’s in this exclusive set, that is not porn, but up on some hipster modeling, because there’s nothing more hip than being a porn in this era….at least that’s what all the hipsters I try to fuck and who ask me to choke them on their weird feminist gender studies exploration… The pictures are by @raymondcroft and we approve… Via raymondcroft.com The post Alektra Blue for Raymond Croft of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Magdalena Frackowiak Topless Shoot of the Day

Magdalena Frackowiak is apparently some horrible Polish model who managed to beat out the stats against Polish woman and didn’t end up a hairy little troll working at the hot dog stand…or more realistically, the sex trade, probably by pissing in champagne classes, because these Eastern European girls like quality, on webcam for their pimps who pimp them….but instead is a Victoria’s Secret angel, who only needs to piss in Champagne glasses when the billionaire boyfriend tells her to, because even with contract and her own money, billionaires have a certain allure and you don’t want to pisss them off because it gets in the way of them knocking you up.. That said, like all models these days, she’s topless….it’s the nature of the industry…and we like topless.. The post Magdalena Frackowiak Topless Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Trying to Look Up Sophia Bush’s Skirt of the Day

Sophia Bush may not being showing her bush, but that doesn’t mean I am not looking at this picture from every angle, trying to see if you can see a bit of her bush, assuming that she has bush, in this bush-free, bush is gross, bush is for 70s porn mainstream that makes me dig through hipsters for bush, and even the hipsters aren’t committed to the fashionable aspect bush has to offer and a lot of them just shave it off like a Kardashian too… Not because I love Sophia Bush, I don’t even know who she is, I just assume she’s not related to the the Bush family, and even if she was I would try to see her bush… Because I love bush, om aging actors…on anyone…Save Your Bush. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Trying to Look Up Sophia Bush’s Skirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kristin Chenoweth Getting Fondled by ALan Cumming of the Day

The amazing thing about Kristin Chenoweth, an aging Broadway Star who has been in movies and on Glee…is not that shes getting felt up by a gay theatre actor, but rather that in 2001, she sold a show based on her life as a NYC receptionist with dreams of being famous…and the show actually happened and had 13 episodes before being cancelled in a “who the fuck did she fuck for that”….I mean 2001 NBC was far different than NBC now…if you had a clever idea and produced it yourself…you could get a TV show…look at Broad City…but if Broad City went in with a script in 2001…their ugly asses would have been kicked out of the office…if they even got into the office…leading me to wonder…what went right for this one…I think it starts in her mouth and ends in her ass…if you know what I mean… YEs…I just analyzed Kristin Chenoweth …who I don’t even know….based on her wikipedia page…because I didn’t watch Glee…because I have a penis…just like Lea Michele. The post Kristin Chenoweth Getting Fondled by ALan Cumming of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kristin Chenoweth Getting Fondled by ALan Cumming of the Day

The amazing thing about Kristin Chenoweth, an aging Broadway Star who has been in movies and on Glee…is not that shes getting felt up by a gay theatre actor, but rather that in 2001, she sold a show based on her life as a NYC receptionist with dreams of being famous…and the show actually happened and had 13 episodes before being cancelled in a “who the fuck did she fuck for that”….I mean 2001 NBC was far different than NBC now…if you had a clever idea and produced it yourself…you could get a TV show…look at Broad City…but if Broad City went in with a script in 2001…their ugly asses would have been kicked out of the office…if they even got into the office…leading me to wonder…what went right for this one…I think it starts in her mouth and ends in her ass…if you know what I mean… YEs…I just analyzed Kristin Chenoweth …who I don’t even know….based on her wikipedia page…because I didn’t watch Glee…because I have a penis…just like Lea Michele. The post Kristin Chenoweth Getting Fondled by ALan Cumming of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Teresa Pamler Does Naked Yoga of the Day

Teresa Palmer is a not very famous actress. In fact, I think people only really found out about her a couple of weeks ago when she posted a breast feeding image to facebook to show her support for the free the nipple, it’s ok to expose your nipple, it means you are not oppressed by a patriarchal system that allow men to decide what is appropriate or not, while most men I know love exposed nipples and the only people I’ve ever heard complain about a public breast feeder was a woman…as the men around looked on in awe… Well apparently, she’s also into free the ass, when doing yoga, it’s the outfit needed to get pregnant in the first place so that you have a slutty political agenda that dudes can jerk off to… So Teresa Palmer, although a new mom with a battered vagina, is lovely to me…and I’m sure that’s exactly what she’s going for! She was also in a bikini… TO SEE HER IN A BIKINI CLICK HERE The post Teresa Pamler Does Naked Yoga of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Teresa Pamler Does Naked Yoga of the Day

Teresa Palmer is a not very famous actress. In fact, I think people only really found out about her a couple of weeks ago when she posted a breast feeding image to facebook to show her support for the free the nipple, it’s ok to expose your nipple, it means you are not oppressed by a patriarchal system that allow men to decide what is appropriate or not, while most men I know love exposed nipples and the only people I’ve ever heard complain about a public breast feeder was a woman…as the men around looked on in awe… Well apparently, she’s also into free the ass, when doing yoga, it’s the outfit needed to get pregnant in the first place so that you have a slutty political agenda that dudes can jerk off to… So Teresa Palmer, although a new mom with a battered vagina, is lovely to me…and I’m sure that’s exactly what she’s going for! She was also in a bikini… TO SEE HER IN A BIKINI CLICK HERE The post Teresa Pamler Does Naked Yoga of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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