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Salma Hayek Maximizes Tits of the Day

Salma Hayek, like most women who haven’t had breast cancer…has tits…but unlike most women…her tits have given her a career as the goto Mexican seductress in movies she’s never won an Academy Award for, but that she has pulled her tits out for, because her tits are the whole reason she’s in the fucking movie in the first place…our system is still dated like that… Well…here she is with her tits at an event…only this time with more wrinkles…since she’s probably pushing 60 by now..but still doing what it is she’s been doing for a long time…because you can’t teach an old dog new tricks and why would you want to when they are so big and round and lovely like this.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Salma Hayek Maximizes Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Bikini Has No Ass of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio may have a bunch of kids. She may be in her mid to late 30s. She may be a tall and lovely lingerie model…with small model implant tits…but one thing she’s not..is a Brazilian ass…winning any Brazilian ass contests…because based on these pics…of her in a bikini…which is what she gets paid millions for…she doesn’t have an ass…but I guess having an ass doesn’t matter, we have instagram for that. Asses everywhere…no need for them to be on some low quality mid range mall brand panty. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Alessandra Ambrosio’s Bikini Has No Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Bikini Has No Ass of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio may have a bunch of kids. She may be in her mid to late 30s. She may be a tall and lovely lingerie model…with small model implant tits…but one thing she’s not..is a Brazilian ass…winning any Brazilian ass contests…because based on these pics…of her in a bikini…which is what she gets paid millions for…she doesn’t have an ass…but I guess having an ass doesn’t matter, we have instagram for that. Asses everywhere…no need for them to be on some low quality mid range mall brand panty. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Alessandra Ambrosio’s Bikini Has No Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Cara Santana Nude Sunbathing of the DAy

Her name is Cara Santana. I always just assumed she was Carlos Santana’s daughter, I mean same last name…and really if you’re a tacky Mexcian, or Italian….or really anyone, usually white trash, who name their daughters after their fathers… But after a quick google search, it turns out that she’s a nobody, just engaged to a somebody, who is barely a somebody but named Jesse Metcalfe and women everywhere had lady boner’s poking out of their oversized hanes, that were still one size too small…but all that fits…thanks to obese women watching and loving the show he was on… That said…she’s naked, on what I assume is snapchat in a pic, I assume was shot by home, because that’s just the kind of girl she is…not quite a glamour model, but she’d be one if this was the UK, but instead it is America..and she’s living the American dream. So she’s not the neglected trust fund kid we want her to be, but she’s still behaving in ways I can imagine are daddy issues and I like that…but she’s still lovely as fuck..and I should be friedns with her… The post Cara Santana Nude Sunbathing of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Doutzen Kroes Breast Feeding Picture of the Day

I think it is safe to say that this Free the Nipple campaign is artificial. Just another idea for hipster idiots who are entitled thanks to the internet and so tolerant that they are intolerant, and not just to lactose and gluten, but to everything….you know acting more educated than people of the past…but really too ADD to really dig deeper than the surface…it’s like “champion this issue” and move on…especially when masked as body shaming, feminism, or sexuality… The whole thing is idiotic… Especially with breast feeding…my entire life has involved babies being fed in public near and around me, and not just because I follow new moms around after their baby swim classes…but because women breast feed in fucking public and probably have since we were in tribes… The only people that don’t like breast feeding is Facebook /Instagram…and they are evil assholes who monetize your content..and if you pulled your head out of your self involved asses and were less focused on “Likes” you’d realize the real issue here is that you feed into social media…rather than actually do things to make a difference..you cunts.. But I do like seeing nipples in protest of anything…from abortion to trannies…show your nipples and I’m there.. This is not a cause… The post Doutzen Kroes Breast Feeding Picture of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Pia Mia Perez in a Music Video of the Day

Pia Mia Perez is some obnoxious product of stage parents from Guam or some other bullshit..that turned her into some tumblr, instagram, superstar with a huge fan base…that I guess she has converted with her team into a record deal, because I guess, like most girls who want to be whored out to the media, can sing…as well as get naked or half naked for fans and followers…something that is both amazing and the problem with the world we live in.. Well now she’s being absorbed in the hip hop world…and she’s slated to be the next Rihanna, Ariana Grande, Nicki Minaj…who all fuck big black dick…because in case you didn’t realize Drake and Kanye are basically today’s “Christina Aguilera Genie in the Bottle”…and to make them seem like less faggot than they are…they need to pepper their shit with choruses by twats like this…tiny body, but the twat of a big girl…who can fill it up with hopes and dreams… Here some of her shit music: Here she is covering Rihanna TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Pia Mia Perez in a Music Video of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Christina Milian CLeavage of the Day

Christina Milian is a sad case of no one cares about her no matter how hard she tries…or how much she pulls out her tits…because she’s a mom and moms have tits…and showing them is a good way to show how good of a mom you are…especially when at a Vegas pool party…doing Champagne showers… She’s got all the money in the world, thanks to a solid divorce and pregnancy with a rich song writer. She even has her name credited on some of the songs that he wrote so she gets residuals…yet that doesn’t fill the void of wanting to be wanted… She did come to fame from guys cumming to her music video early on in the internet…only to be beat at her own hustle by all these modern pop tarts…because she was securing her future…She is on TV…yet she still sturggles with a “LOOK AT ME, PLEASE GOD LOOK AT ME”…like all good parents have. The post Christina Milian CLeavage of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kendall Jenner Ass in Leggings of the Day

As an old as fuck pervert, I don’t think I will get fully comfortable, or bored of, or acclimatized to leggings, because I remember an era of ill-fitting jeans, and leggings being worn with an oversized sweatshirt…meaning this movement, that is over a decade old at this point, thanks to American Apparel making it accessible, is almost magical, especially when girls size down and the shit is see through….often times pantyless and supportive enough to make shape their bodies right…even fat chicks who shouldn’t wear leggings are awesome to me….because leggings.. That said, here’s Kendall going to the gym, to stay in shape because she’s superficial thanks to her modeling career her 70,000 dollar faced father turned mother probably didn’t pay, but rather had paid by Ryan Seacrest, to help make this shit show happen, and stage parent mother, who really only cares about her kids when she’s not too busy whoring at least one of them out, which is never, because her vagina, like a DUGGAR has shat out some shit…literally…in what is clearly the worst STD to haunt the fucking world… Apparently, Kendall is in Montreal this weekend because either she, or her friends are fucking Lewis Hamilton and it is an F1 Race…meaning there’s a small chance that Kendall and I will make sweet love…because sometimes you can’t fight destiny…even if I hate her family, what she represents, I don’t hate this ass enough to let it sit on my face…for a few hours…even if she’s less of an ass and more of a cunt… The post Kendall Jenner Ass in Leggings of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bar Refaeli in Some Magazine of the Day

Older…less relevant…nippleless…claim to fame that she was a Victoria’s Secret model a long time ago, back when Leonardo DiCaprio probably invested in the company, only to be the foundation of him dating all their new models…and the foundation for her Valtrex Prescription….Bar Refaeli…from the promised land, possibly the chosen one, at least her tits were for a minute and a half before moving back to Israel to be a famous party girl there and settle down outside of what we can only assume was an American life she hated….is in a magazine…and despite being older…less relevant…and nippleless…I’m still down to stare…for a minute or less, because that’s my attention span in this “what’s next”…generation of “Feed me more content…feed me more content…I am half retarded…”…world… The post Bar Refaeli in Some Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Luma Grothe for Vogue Brazil by Ellen Von Unwerth of the Day

It is safe to say that Ellen Von Unwerth is hands down the most interesting photographer in our generation…that has merged sex and fashion perfectly…and that is inspired by some of the classic sex and fashion photographers…like Helmut Newton…and I think it’s refreshing, because I am only interested in sex…and when sex meets fashion, the quality of girls and budget for the photoshoot goes up, and thus is hotter than some bootleg internet porn shot by a bunch of cheesy dudes with tribal tattoos in Miami,…you know who you assholes are… There’s a level of concept and erotica…whether Luma Geothe, who isn’t Mike Tyson trying to say Gross, but rather lovely as fuck.. This video is from a shoot in 2014…because I have hard time moving on… Here are the pics I posted long ago…#TBT The post Luma Grothe for Vogue Brazil by Ellen Von Unwerth of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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