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Grace Jones Interesting Outfit of the Day

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I come from an era where porn was shown in art house theatres and peep shows…where tits were really only available to you in Playboy and Penthouse and Hustler and pretty hard to get your hands on, and when you did get your hands on it, you wanted to wash your hands because everyone who got to it before you had cummed to the girl, magazine in hand…which was kind of gross unless you were a faggot, which was an accepted term for a faggot at the time. That said, the one thing that was easy, readily availabkle, unsuspecting tits was National Geographic with their tribal photography… So old as fuck James Bond Grace Jones dressed up tribal, showed some tits on stage and the whole thing was terribly racist, but not as racist as if a white guy did it…but luckily it involved 60 year old non-tribal nipples…oretending to be tribal…which I guess is dreams coming true to someone….just not me… The post Grace Jones Interesting Outfit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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I come from an era where porn was shown in art house theatres and peep shows…where tits were really only available to you in Playboy and Penthouse and Hustler and pretty hard to get your hands on, and when you did get your hands on it, you wanted to wash your hands because everyone who got to it before you had cummed to the girl, magazine in hand…which was kind of gross unless you were a faggot, which was an accepted term for a faggot at the time. That said, the one thing that was easy, readily availabkle, unsuspecting tits was National Geographic with their tribal photography… So old as fuck James Bond Grace Jones dressed up tribal, showed some tits on stage and the whole thing was terribly racist, but not as racist as if a white guy did it…but luckily it involved 60 year old non-tribal nipples…oretending to be tribal…which I guess is dreams coming true to someone….just not me… The post Grace Jones Interesting Outfit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miley Cyrus’ Vagina on Instagram of the Day

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A photo posted by Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) on Jun 9, 2015 at 9:07am PDT I think it is funny that I have to flag my MILEY CYRUS NAKED IN PAPER as NSFW! because I got alcohol to buy and people who think this site is a porn site because of it… Yet Miley Cyrus can post her MILEY CYRUS NAKED IN PAPER on her social media…because she’s Miley Cyrus…. I don’t love that I am writing about Miley Cyrus…like she matters, topless or showing pink pubes and I love pubes or not..cuz she’s a hippie cunt that is as hippie as a millionaire pop star can be.. I also don’t love that I’ve been banned off instagram 6 or 7 times to date – @drunkenstepfatherdotcom and @step_GIRLS …and my pics get reported constantly…with girls clothed and in thong.. But I realized the hypocrisy in big business, ad agencies, and the media..back when I started blogging like a teen girl…to get in with the teen girls…always eighteen even though 14 was legal…I’m a creep but not that much of a creep or as much of a creep as Miley in this bullshit that I’ve already done 2 posts on…because I am watching TV and this is the low hanging fruit… CLICK TO SEE MILEY CYRUS NAKED IN PAPER A photo posted by Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) on Jun 9, 2015 at 8:56am PDT A photo posted by Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) on Jun 9, 2015 at 9:08am PDT The post Miley Cyrus’ Vagina on Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Reese Witherspoon Continues to Brainwash the Masses of the Day

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I would say that this is Reese Witherspoon patronizing the masses..like she was Walmart and not at some Walmart event doing a little dance for these lower middle class people to feel joy and excitment thanks to having depressing lives that led them to a Walmart event… It’s like “Oh she’s like us, she’s like us and she’s gone hollywood, she’s like us, just a good old country girl”…forgetting she’s a vapid twat, with 100s of millions of dollars, who plays country bumpkin, drunk cop patronizing brat, to keep them all on her side…because people are half retarded…as you already know.. The post Reese Witherspoon Continues to Brainwash the Masses of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Chloe Bridges Bikini of the DAy

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Her name is Chloe Bridges, I don’t know if she’s related to Jeff or Lloyd or the Other Bridges…maybe she’s one of their daughters, or maybe she’s just some stage parented kid, who isn’t a kid anymore but who has been in the game since she was 16, not that this is a very fun game but it is a joke…the amount of money these idiots make…and how they represent everything that is wrong with society…all while encouraging other talentless fucks to try to find their talent or at least fake it long enough to get some noise around them so that they can be shot by the paparazzi too.. Her IMDB includes nothing you’ve ever heard of…except one or two episodes on some popular shows… But her PR Team has gone the route of typical..bikini bullshit..that is still bikini…even if it is bullshit.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Chloe Bridges Bikini of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Daisy Lowe’s See Through Dress of the Day

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I like all things with daddy issues…even though I think all things have daddy issues…because why else is every girl fucking crazy…from good home or not…maybe the idea of daddy issue should just be thrown out the window and instead we’ll just call it “capable of having a period”….but then that would exclude the meth addicts and old bitches in menopause who are just as daddy issue crazy..but can’t get their periods… Not that it matters…what matters is Daisy Lowe’s level of lovely..in her see through but not really dress that shows her underwear that’s not really underwear….but meant to be seen for fashion and maybe a little attention that could be because her dad is a tranny fucking, Gwen Stefani Marrying, Australian perverts who had to paternity test her…when she was old enough to be scarred from the experience…and that’s a good thing…to me… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Daisy Lowe’s See Through Dress of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Beth Behrs and the Worst Kind of Panty Flash of the Day

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Nothing ruins a potential panty upskirt like a pair of SPANX… I am all for shape shifting underwear to make a girl look better than she does thanks to the aging process, bad diet, laziness…if those shape shifting underwear are never seen, but rather just a took to cover up a girl’s laziness.. I am not for shape shifting underwear in my porn, in my sex, or on girls I want to bang….or get back to my house to bang…because it is a lie that perpetuates a lie and it is too affordable and accessible…like the push up bra…anyone can get one..when fake tits used to be something that involved more commitment..and not just slippng into bike shorts like a suasage… This Beth Behrs chick is from 2 Broke Girls…but not broke at all..but I guess not overly secure with her body…trying to tighten up shop…instead of just doing squats…rich people..so lazy. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Beth Behrs and the Worst Kind of Panty Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Niykee Heaton Does Snapchat of the Day

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Her name is Niykee Heaton. She’s a youtube Bieber style cover song singing bottom feeder who got signed to Timberlake’s label early on when he say his gay best friend Usher make 100 millions off Bieber and figured like MTV did with Tila Tequila – that this was the way to go….something she was probably stoked on…but that she quickly realized required extra marketing efforts and use of her tits and ass like all girls these days, especially the feminist ones do…and has turned on the instagram…and now the snapchat for things like this…porny…and amazing…keep up the good work… I can’t wait to see the music videos…I’m sure all your daughters need this in a pop leader…you know the more porny Rihanna…who is already porny enough… The world may be doomed, but at least girls are slutty. The post Niykee Heaton Does Snapchat of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Charlotte McKinney’s Ass Crack of the Day

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When Charlotte McKinney’s done with her premature TV Stint…up on some Emrata replacement tits…in a world where you need very little to be famous..or at least “known”…but a lot to be sustainable, since people lose interest fast as there is always another vapid busty cunt who fucked the right people to take your place… I mean she did Guess once thanks to meeting the Guess photographer in Florida…then she booked one Superbowl commercial as a reminder of who she was to the 10 people who knew who she was after doing Guess…and I’m not counting the instagram followers since all that shit is just that…shit…only to get on TV, on a huge show, a mainstream show, that may not be a good show…but still something trash everywhere love…a show she didn’t really qualify being on…as she is not a star, not even low level..at least Joanna Krupa had modeled 10 years for FHM and Maxim before her bottom feeding on TV happened….. Not that it matters, but I guess what does matter is that she’s going to events, trying to make noise with ass crack, because there’s no where else really for her to go…she’s peaked…it’ll be a sex tape too many months too late in a year or two…a rich husband…forgotten… And the real amazing is that she’s made it this far…being average at best..but more importantly, where are her tits…those are what matter…what’s this boost of confidence that they do TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Charlotte McKinney’s Ass Crack of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Salma Hayek Maximizes Tits of the Day

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Salma Hayek, like most women who haven’t had breast cancer…has tits…but unlike most women…her tits have given her a career as the goto Mexican seductress in movies she’s never won an Academy Award for, but that she has pulled her tits out for, because her tits are the whole reason she’s in the fucking movie in the first place…our system is still dated like that… Well…here she is with her tits at an event…only this time with more wrinkles…since she’s probably pushing 60 by now..but still doing what it is she’s been doing for a long time…because you can’t teach an old dog new tricks and why would you want to when they are so big and round and lovely like this.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Salma Hayek Maximizes Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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