Alexa Vega is some married Robert Rodriguez, who makes movies like Spy Kids, which I guess was the prequel to Spy, where Alexa Vega’s character turned into that fat McCarthy Chick, only to have nothing to do with Robert Rodriguez, because he’s too busy jerking off to Alexa Vaga like the good old days, while Tarantino watches, because Vaga is good…and Tantino is his BFF, and Mexico has different rules about this shit… What the fuck am I talking about… That said this Spy Kid has gone onto great things like shitty quality bikini selfies for social media…. The post Alexa Vega Bikini Party of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
So the news that shouldn’t be news because it is absolutely irrelevant to the world…is that Kylie Jenner says that her mom “Kris” Jenner cut her off 3 years ago, because I guess it is a good storyline for the company that Seacrest’s writers came up with…that or she’s mad that her little baby is banging black rappers, even though she seems more like the kind of mother who is in the room, like a race horse breeder, sliding the cock in her kids cuz that pussy belongs to her and is money making machine….and it’ll only hurt a minute.. To assume this opportunist stage mother with 100 kids thanks to being an egotistical narcissist cunt…is anything more than a sociopath who actually cares about her family of Ks…is a ridiculous thought…but not as ridiculous as the shitty quality attention seeking pics this one, the other Kendall Jenner, who’s dad is a mom and mom is the devil, and who is luckily the last thing her mom shat out, and probably should have killed off in a postpartum depression that saved the fucking planet of the Kardashians…but I guess she’s too into herself for thqt…and more importantly – we’re not lucky enough for that.. The post The Other Kendall Jenner with the Lips Whoring at 17 of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Lady Gaga is a chubby little pig that we can assume was in the cover of the Miley Cyrus Paper Magazine cover they tried to break the internet with – even though we’ve all seen Miley’s tits…and pubic hair painted pink…at least in our fantasies… People tend to forget that Gaga pretty much paved the way for girls like Miley to embrace “weird” and scandal, without having any level of autheticity… Whether one was a rich kid or a Disney kid…they both had a team of people advising them on “Gay is a good market, do gay, and kids these days on tumblr love having double lives where they get naked and think they are feminists”…virtually the same candy coated bullshit scammer manipulated a generation that doesn’t dig beneath the surface… All this to say, I’d dig beneath Gaga’s surface and into her anus…thanks to having a rally fun ass that I grabbed before she was famous, pretty much Father’s day in 2009…and I remember…because I was like for such a gross face and seemingly gross body…this ass is firm as fuck…true story…that ends with my peak…and have since thrown in the towel..but to be honest..the towel was already thrown in then… Here she is being disgusting and crying for attention somewhere. The post Lady Gaga is the Pig on Miley’s Magazine Cover of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Magdalena Frackowiak is an Eastern Eruopean model who I’ve heard is terrible, but she’s in this shoot with David Bellemere who is one of my favorite photographers, for something called Porter No.9, and she’s fucking lovely and I don’t hold her communist, probably poor, being sold off to American modeling agencies against her, I mean why the fuck wouldn’t she work for evil corporations making more in a day than her family makes in a fucking year, and why wouldn’t she be an absolute cunt about it, these communists have no souls…it’s not news people… Here are the pics. Here’s Andreea Diaconu…also in Porter Magazine but in shitty pics…maybe one day she’ll get a post of her own… The post Magdalena Frackowiak for Porter No. 9 Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
All these Disney Twats live in the same part of Los Angeles County….its called Calabasas and if anyone was to want to attack the hub of the future fall of pop culture and our society that keeps getting dumber and dumber with each generation…that would be the spot… Girls like Miley, Bieber, the Jenners…and Kardashians live there, and to say having them taken out back and shot would be a benefit for us all is an understatement… That said, I guess LA is all a wasteland filled with this filth…filth that I only apprecaite because it is getting more and more sexualized and slutty while remaining the same clueless, vapid puppet. producing content that I prefer to their other historically bubblegum shit.. So here’s Selena reacting to Miley’s big pictures, because they are both the same fucking thing, Disney bred…pile of garbage identity crisis weirdness with too much money…and I guess in that they must both compete with each other for the most attention…because why else would Selena post a shower pic…I mean why do any girls post shower or bath pics..so we know they are relaxing..we get it, you’re a whore… Here’s the whore… The post Selena Gomez Instagram Shower of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Beyonce amazes me, and not in a she calls herself “Queen B” and that’s fucking entitled and obnoxious of any girl, esspecially a rich cunt who has nothing to prove, except maybe that she’s still got sex appeal, because she’s got everything else, and with a husband that keeps cheating on her with Kanye and other sluts, I’d assume it has got to her head making her work extra hard on her exhibitionism to keep up with the young girls…instead of just raising her kid like a lady..because none of these girls are ladies…they are just fame whore trash trying so hard to stay relevant…even though they can afford to disappear…and should fucking disappear… Anyway, here’s some Queen B bikinis selfies…showing off her tits…fascinating…but only because there is no need for this…amateur selfie by a photog that has been photoshopped nonsense to connect with the commoners…she is a queen. The post Beyonce’s Vegan Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Mandy Moore and Minka Kelly were together…and the only people who cared were people who probably the only people who still visit blogs to see what people like Mandy Moore is up to…you see the young people have probably never heard of her, she’s done a bad job staying relevant and the only people who do care are the 40 somethings who would jerk off to her when she was “jailbait”… SO I would assume that this pic of her at the gym don’t matter, because she doesn’t matter, but for the people who love her, and still believe in her, this is probably a huge fucking deal and the level of pathetic in that is enough for me to taunt the fan boys with…I have a very dull life. I realize that. But at least I’m not the one looking into Mandy Moore because I actually care…I am just the one who’s saving a re-uploading the picture of Mandy Moore to prove just how much I don’t care… The post Mandy Moore and Minka Kelly Together of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Mandy Moore and Minka Kelly were together…and the only people who cared were people who probably the only people who still visit blogs to see what people like Mandy Moore is up to…you see the young people have probably never heard of her, she’s done a bad job staying relevant and the only people who do care are the 40 somethings who would jerk off to her when she was “jailbait”… SO I would assume that this pic of her at the gym don’t matter, because she doesn’t matter, but for the people who love her, and still believe in her, this is probably a huge fucking deal and the level of pathetic in that is enough for me to taunt the fan boys with…I have a very dull life. I realize that. But at least I’m not the one looking into Mandy Moore because I actually care…I am just the one who’s saving a re-uploading the picture of Mandy Moore to prove just how much I don’t care… The post Mandy Moore and Minka Kelly Together of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I would assume that this video is not about to win any film festival awards for genius, but I will argue that the storyline and execution is probably better than most of the smut coming out of Hollywood, and I’m not just saying that because I am a bitter man, or because I am a frat boy half retard who likes girls jumping in slow motion on trampolines, and that is enough of a story for me to really commit to the cause for the 13 minutes they want from me…actually..it is… The simplicity of producing shit like this, or girls skipping, or girls doing push ups, or girls just sitting around doing nothing while showing off ass or tits…is one of the last pure things in this world that reminds us that we are half retards…and this is all it takes. The post 13 Minutes of Girls on Trampolines of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I would assume that this video is not about to win any film festival awards for genius, but I will argue that the storyline and execution is probably better than most of the smut coming out of Hollywood, and I’m not just saying that because I am a bitter man, or because I am a frat boy half retard who likes girls jumping in slow motion on trampolines, and that is enough of a story for me to really commit to the cause for the 13 minutes they want from me…actually..it is… The simplicity of producing shit like this, or girls skipping, or girls doing push ups, or girls just sitting around doing nothing while showing off ass or tits…is one of the last pure things in this world that reminds us that we are half retards…and this is all it takes. The post 13 Minutes of Girls on Trampolines of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
