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Anna Ewers for Vogue UK of the Day

Anna Ewers rhynes with sewers possibly because that’s her name, or maybe it is because Germans are into scat…this is something I’ve said before, probably every time I write a post on Anna Ewers, because no one has done the research I need to know whether she likes getting shit on as her name and ethnicity would imply… I guess, it doesn’t matter, but either do these pics of her in bikinis for Vogue UK, I mean who gives a fuck about another girl in a bikini for a magazine…it’s all the fucking same…whether it’s a hot brazilian or a hot german thanks to ethnic cleansing in the 40s…to a hot South African…it’s all the fucking same…not that it’s a bad same, it’d be like having a lot of money and getting more money, it’s the same money, but more money is better than no money, even if the bills are the same “all these hundreds keep coming in”…it’s just annoying for those of us, mainly you because I have no sex drive, who can’t fuck them…but instead..just look at them… All this to say – Anna Ewers is a Babe… The post Anna Ewers for Vogue UK of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Anna Ewers for Vogue UK of the Day

Anna Ewers rhynes with sewers possibly because that’s her name, or maybe it is because Germans are into scat…this is something I’ve said before, probably every time I write a post on Anna Ewers, because no one has done the research I need to know whether she likes getting shit on as her name and ethnicity would imply… I guess, it doesn’t matter, but either do these pics of her in bikinis for Vogue UK, I mean who gives a fuck about another girl in a bikini for a magazine…it’s all the fucking same…whether it’s a hot brazilian or a hot german thanks to ethnic cleansing in the 40s…to a hot South African…it’s all the fucking same…not that it’s a bad same, it’d be like having a lot of money and getting more money, it’s the same money, but more money is better than no money, even if the bills are the same “all these hundreds keep coming in”…it’s just annoying for those of us, mainly you because I have no sex drive, who can’t fuck them…but instead..just look at them… All this to say – Anna Ewers is a Babe… The post Anna Ewers for Vogue UK of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hilary Duff Big Red Lips Whoring of the Day

A video posted by Hilary Duff (@hilaryduff) on May 7, 2015 at 2:18pm PDT Nothing like a video of Hilary Duff’s old made up face…with massive red lips…begging her fans to buy her bullshit..by setting up a funding round that involves pre-ordering the album and getting your name in the booklet of what I assume is a CD…even though no one used CDs anymore…. I mean, she’s rich as fuck and probably shouldn’t be doing tacky desperate tactics like this…but we can blame it on her being recently divorced and a single mother…with a baby worth billions of dollars on top of her fortune…meaning she could fucking put out this album for fucking free…self fund that shit like an actual artist who believes in her art…give it away for free because you actually want to give your fans something, but then again they are Hilary Duff fans, and probably deserve to be raped, because clearly they are retards… “Please put my name in your booklet Hilary Duff…because you appreciate me…and have absolutely nothing to do with any of this…but your team does and that’s practically you”… Go fuck yourself…that’s what I am trying to say here…go fuck yourself…and I’ll put your fucking name in the booklet… The post Hilary Duff Big Red Lips Whoring of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Katy Perry for Wonderland Magazine of the Day

As much as I tease Katy Perry for being fat, not so talented, kind of lame as fuck, with shitty music that pollutes my life…. I still appreciate Katy Perry, not necessarily as an artist, but as someone with some level of draw, or star power, that has sucked in the right people to work with her, has created a great fan bases…and has awesome tits…that have carried her through all the ups and downs that have mainly been ups… I guess what I am saying is that I like seeing people who aren’t instagram models in pictures…because that shit is getting boring…and it’s nice to see an actual celebrity who actually does something roll through in this self involved world… So I’m not endorsing Katy Perry, but I would cum in her…given the chance…but that’s not saying much for a guy who last came in a shoe I found in the laundromat bathroom… The post Katy Perry for Wonderland Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Katy Perry for Wonderland Magazine of the Day

Katy Perry for Wonderland Magazine of the Day

As much as I tease Katy Perry for being fat, not so talented, kind of lame as fuck, with shitty music that pollutes my life…. I still appreciate Katy Perry, not necessarily as an artist, but as someone with some level of draw, or star power, that has sucked in the right people to work with her, has created a great fan bases…and has awesome tits…that have carried her through all the ups and downs that have mainly been ups… I guess what I am saying is that I like seeing people who aren’t instagram models in pictures…because that shit is getting boring…and it’s nice to see an actual celebrity who actually does something roll through in this self involved world… So I’m not endorsing Katy Perry, but I would cum in her…given the chance…but that’s not saying much for a guy who last came in a shoe I found in the laundromat bathroom… The post Katy Perry for Wonderland Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Anastasia Ashley for Terry Richardson of the Day

I’ve seen Anastasia Ashley surfing and she’s pretty ridiculous…she out surfs most dudes but you don’t care…you’re probably more interested in her ass that was created by surfing…and that has got pretty fucking famous…because let’s face it…good asses excite so….and I guess so is Terry Richardson…because here are pictures he just posted of her… I think we can all agree that these are pretty tame, still fun, she looks good, but Old Terry, the creeper pervert with racy content is pretty much where it’s at in terms of Terry Richardson…would make these more interesting…you know he’d probably have the surfboard half way in her ass or something…and that’s the kind of “ART” I can get behind… I guess the half / squat twerk picture is the most interesting one… The post Anastasia Ashley for Terry Richardson of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selena Gomez is a Mexican of the Day

Selena Gomez, which explains why she’s got fake tits, as most Mexicans have shit tits, at least that’s what my friend who only fucks Mexicans told me, it also explains her weight gain, because at 20, all systems shut down turning most Mexicans into a neckless Mayan….all boxy and fertile…I mean they have kids at 14…so I guess she’s living up to that…unlike Selma Hayek and Alba and Longoria who are also Mexicans, but I guess less genetically predisposed to look like every Mexican woman I’ve ever seen in any Mexican village thanks to Hollywood and millions of dollars…that Selena doesn’t get because she’e been famous since she was 5… Either way, her, unlike every other celebrity, and asshole on your social media who celebrated Cinco De Mayo is not racist, because she’s allowed, it’s her heritage…and licking tacos clearly makes her happy as fuck…it is comforting in these sad times of being rich and famous…. The post Selena Gomez is a Mexican of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Gay Couple VS Chair at a BBQ Spot of the Day

A video posted by Awesomepeneur (@isaamsharef) on May 5, 2015 at 8:29pm PDT Here’s a pretty insane video of a dude hitting a gay couple over the head with a Chair at a BBQ joint. That’s not to say that the gay couple were targeted because they were gay, you know people can piss other people off no matter where they stick their dick, but it is to say, that regardless of what they stick their dick in ,they are pretty fucking fucked up in this instagram video….and it’s fucking crazy…and the chair wrangler should be arrested…if he hasn’t already… The post Gay Couple VS Chair at a BBQ Spot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kylie Jenner’s Dirty Underwear Selfie of the Day

Kylie Jenner and her possible ass implants…that would make sense because their family are a gang of fucking whores and ass implants are kind of the look for the generation…I mean that and super skinny model look…and I guess the mom wanted to cover both bases to stay relevant as a family…so she sent both of her jenner kids and her jenner husband to the lab to get modified so that they were marketable.. Either way Kylie, who isn’t 18, but has got the whore on with a 25 year old rapper, and her social media, because girls get their periods at 8 nowadays, especially when the mom is feeding them hormones in their fruity pebbles….and this is what she’s created…taking dirty underwear selfies…showing her underwear..and thickness…on a dirty mirror…instead of actual dirty underwear you’d probably buy on EBAY when her mom sells it on EBAY to sniff while you jerk off…you freak…so much scandal….right…. If you don’t like that Here’s Kendall singing you a song… A video posted by Kendall Jenner (@kendalljenner) on May 5, 2015 at 2:13pm PDT If you don’t like that…Here’s Kendall Fake Kissing Hailey Baldwin…because they are obnoxious it girls for no reason other than you making them it girs…. The post Kylie Jenner’s Dirty Underwear Selfie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Olivia Munn’s Scam Ass in Leggings of the Day

Olivia Munn pulled one of the best scams in digital television…because right before the internet took the fuck over..TV was still semi-relevant and random stations like G4TV existed and needed to fill up the 24 hour window they had with content, so what better way than to have a TRL style show on nerd shit for nerds….and what better thing to do than cast an accessible “babe” to play up the nerd shit, like she likes the nerd shit, or cares about the nerd shit…because nerds are so fucking loyal, and having them as a fan base can carry her bullshit to another level of acting in movies…like she always wanted…because it’s the reason she moved to LA in the first place… Well, nerds are loyal, her career is bustling, she’s an opportunist, and really who isn’t…and more importantly…she’s showing you how badly she needs to do squats…in what I assume is a before picture….for her fitness hustle… I am not a fan..but then again…I am not not a fan…I just don’t give a fuck about this…and I dont think anyone else does either.. The post Olivia Munn’s Scam Ass in Leggings of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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