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Demi Moore’s Tight MILF Body OnThe Prowl

I thought I’d throw in a sexy MILF for you guys today, just to mix things up a little. Here’s Demi Moore and her tight mom body outside the Letterman studios the other day. She still looks pretty good, but I still can’t believe she’s married to that guy from the Nikon COOLPIX commercials instead of a washed up action star like Bruce Willis. What’s next? She’ll be moving into a celebrity blogger’s mother’s basement. Just a heads up, there’s no door on the bathroom. Wink.

Ashlee Simpson Shows Off her Useless Mom Legs of the Day

You know it is a boring day when I post pictures of Ashlee Simpson’s legs in pantyhose like shit is hot…a seriously boring fucking day…. The only thing partially hot about this girl is that she let a dude cum inside her, but when you remember it is Pete Wentz’s cum, it kinda ruins the excitement….and really most girls let guys cum inside them anyway, it’s one of those things that you find in nature and instinctively we do…and just because most girl’s I’ve fucked without a condom yelled at me everytime I did it on purpose but pretended was accidental, doesn’t mean there aren’t girls out there begging for loads to be dropped inside them to make them feel loved or some shit…and then there’s the whole baby has ripped that pussy apart shit…and her fucking busted up face that gives Jessica Simpson low self esteem because she can’t land a man but her baby sister can, not that Pete Wentz is a man, but you get what I am saying…. Here are the miserable pics…. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Cheer Up, Charlie Ashlee

Ashlee Simpson was spotted leaving the Trousdale in West Hollywood with a weird expression on her face. After a long night of partying, we’re not sure whether it means too much fun…or not enough?

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Ashlee Simpson Shows Off her Legs to Distract from her Face of the Day

I have never been turned on by Ashlee Simpson. The only good thing about her was that that she was the ugly sister and ugly sisters try harder to make you cum than the hotter sister or even the average girl because they’ve got a complex and spent their lives feeling second rate and second rate always picks up the slack for being the ugly sister by servicing men better if they aren’t the kind of second rate that kills themselves cuz they can’t deal with being second rate…..I figured the only guys she’d get would be no names trying to get close to Jessica Simpson, but she proved me wrong by marrying and getting knocked up by some homosexual possibly because Jessica Simpson turned fat and battered looking, making the calls to Ashlee Simpson totally die down…or maybe she just wanted a guy she could share her clothes with…and I guess none of that matters and what does matter is that she knows to show off her thin legs, to distract us from her face and to find female escort that is even uglier than her to make her look less ugly….and that effort shouldn’t go unnoticed…. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Some Ashlee Simpson Leg in Pantyhose of the Day

Ashlee Simpson was spotted pantsless in public. It can only be assumed that she’s not wearing pants because her husband is a queer and she craves any male attention she can get, figuring that if she’s not wearing pants, people will look at her like they want to fuck her, something she’s not used to since it’s been excuse after excuse after she got pregnant, as Wentz was eager to impregnate her when he was using her as a vessel for his ego to leave a legacy behind in this world, and all that ended once he succeeded because he could go back to fucking boys…..or maybe she’s just airing out he mom pussy cuz since it’s been stretched the fuck out, it gets clammy and uncomfortable when you try to stuff it into woman’s underwear….and what it really comes down to is who the fuck cares and what the fuck do I know about Ashlee Simpson pantless, I just know it’s a hell of a lot better than Pete Wentz pantsless at the gay bar you walked into cuz you didn’t know it was a gay bar and stayed because you really needed a drink. Pics via Fame

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Audrina Patridge and Ryan Cabrerra is the Stupid Couple of the Day

I always said Audrina was fucking ugly and now you know. It turns out she’s dating Ashlee Simpson’s totally irrelevant ex-boyfriend clown in red pants named Ryan Cabrerra, who I don’t think has ever done or accomplished anything, a reason I can only assume Audrina fell for because she could relate to it, since she hasn’t done anything or accomplished anything either, not that I think she has enough depth to even understand that their connection is based on them both being totally fucking useless, but maybe she us knowing why they are perfect is enough and does and just doesn’t realize it. Matters of the heart motherfuckers don’t always make sense. Pics via Fame

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Lady Gaga, Rihanna, Madonna, More Rocked Alexander McQueen Designs

Victoria Beckham, Sandra Bullock also fans of the late designer’s edgy fashions. By Jocelyn Vena Lady Gaga in the “Bad Romance” music video Photo: Interscope/Universal Alexander McQueen’s avant-garde designs left an indelible mark on the worlds of pop culture and pop music. His couture styles decorated the famous bodies of Rihanna , Madonna and Lady Gaga , to name a few. For Lady Gaga’s game-changing video for “Bad Romance,” the pop star took to the screen covered literally head to toe in McQueen designs, crawling across the set in his infamous lobster-claw heels. But Gaga isn’t the first pop star to showcase McQueen’s work — Madonna has been a fan of his for years, wearing the designer’s handiwork to the 1998 Video Music Awards. And in 1997 David Bowie wore a McQueen Union Jack coat on the cover of his Earthling album. Recently Rihanna has graced red carpets and made television appearances in McQueen, most notably at the London premiere of “Inglourious Basterds” last summer and later that year during an appearance on “It’s On with Alexa Chung.” Lady Gaga, Rihanna, More Love Alexander McQueen Fashion Fashionista and fashion designer Victoria Beckham rocked a graphic McQueen cocktail dress at an event last spring, and Cate Blanchett and Gwyneth Paltrow have also been photographed in McQueen’s daring designs. Oscar nominee Sandra Bullock showed her love for McQueen on the red carpet at the premiere for “The Proposal” last summer. “The Hills” star Audrina Patridge accessorized her 2009 Grammys outfit with a purse by the late designer. And Ashlee Simpson showed that you can still be edgy and fashion-forward even as a mom-to-be, wearing a flowy gown by McQueen during her pregnancy in 2008. Related Photos Lady Gaga, Rihanna, More Love Alexander McQueen Fashion Related Artists Lady Gaga Rihanna Madonna

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Ashlee Simpson Is Ready For Baby No. 2

Ashlee Simpson-Wentz has admitted that she would love to have another baby. She says: “I love being a mother.” The 25-year-old singer, who has one son with husband Pete Wentz, said that the birth of Bronx has brought positive changes in the couple’s marriage. Adding: “We’re together all the time. “Bronx is definitely finding himself, and he’s getting his own personality, so hide-and-seek, and new little things. He does sign language, so that’s been fun.” Related Links: Ashlee Simpson: Check-er Out

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Jessica Simpson’s Life the Stuff of Comedy?

Hasn’t Jessica Simpson been through enough? Now we hear Joe Simpson, father of Jessica and Ashlee Simpson Wentz, is developing a television comedy for Nickelodeon based on his life…

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Ashlee Simpson-Wentz: Checker Out

Ashlee Simpson-Wentz enjoyed her day off from her Broadway show, Chicago by taking a leisurely stroll through New York City . She better be getting more gigs soon because girlfriend has a family to support now that hubby Pete Wentz had a ‘Fall Out’ with his band..

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