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Edie Campbell for Vogue Paris of the Day

Edie Campbell is some tranny model, at least I assume she’s a he, because of her name, in some gender neutral, girls can be named EDIE, it’s not a new thing, maybe she’s an Edith, but based on her bra size, I’m going with Edward… I don’t know who she is, what her story is, but she’s flashing her titties and I like it, because it reminds me what modeling is all about…tits. The post Edie Campbell for Vogue Paris of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Katrina Bowden Is Amazing And Underrated

Ever since 30 Rock went off the air a couple years ago, we haven’t seen one of my favorite underrated hotties  Katrina Bowden nearly as regularly as I’d like. But I guess she must be working, because otherwise, I assume she would’ve taken me up on my very generous offer for her to become my bikini-wearing personal assistant, right? Either way, I was pretty glad to see these pictures of Katrina taking her dog for a walk. I just wish her cute pooch wasn’t blocking our view of her even cuter puppies. Oh well. Better luck next year, I guess. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Sarah Hyland Is Still Super Cute

Just when I thought my favorite hottie-in-training was finally ready to take the training wheels off,  Sarah Hyland showed she’s still got a few things left to learn when it comes to dressing the part. Because here she is at the opening night for Shakespeare in the Park’s The Tempest looking way too covered up for a young hottie. Shakespeare’s already boring enough, and if you ask me, Sarah’s super-cute cleavage really could’ve spiced things up. Oh well. Hopefully she’ll get it next time. Photos: WENN.com

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Miranda Kerr Works It Good In This Photoshoot

I’m not 100% sure what this latest Miranda Kerr photoshoot is for, and I’m too lazy to look it up. So instead I’m just going to guess. And considering how smoking hot Miranda’s looking here, I’m going to go ahead and assume she’s either become the new brand ambassador for Kleenex or she’s selling a line of hottie-endorsed fire extinguishers. Because I don’t know about you guys, but I’m going to have to go out and pick up more of both after this.

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Stella Maxwell Booked Victoria’s Secret of the Day

In 2012, I posted THESE TOPLESS FOR TERRY RICHARDSON pictures of Stella Maxwll… I wasn’t too into her, she had uneven tits, lesbian hair, was up on some hipster shit, and I just assumed she was running in the right circles, hanging with the right people, and opportunities were happening because of that – and her willingness to get naked… I said I respected her willingness to get naked for Terry, because it’s a good platform to legitimize yourself, that is why so many girls want him to jerk off on their faces…he brings dreams…but I don’t think he had anything to do with Stella Maxwell getting to this pivotal point in her career…he was just a wrung on the ladder she showed her tits to to get here – and in this wild and crazy competitive model world…it looks like she’s made it…and looks pretty amazing doing it… Good hustle. I dig that it worked out for her…

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Selena Gomez Listening to Her Own Music Porn of the Day

Loading Awkward View on Instagram NEW FETISH!!! I’ve decided that my new fetish is popstars listening to their own songs, at least I assume she’s listening to her own song, why else would her caption read “awkward” as she makes semi embarrassed faces, as if she’s actually embarrassed and not some egotistical cunt who listens to her own shit everyday and thinks it is better than every other song on the radio, the kind of girl mad when she hears other songs in the radio because they aren’t her song on the radio, as she counts her royalty money… NEW FETISH!!! Now if only this New Fetish came with some of her new tits…

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David Bellemere’s Below the Belt of the Day

David Bellemere is a French photographer who shot this campaign called “below the belt” for some obscure Vogue. It’s not necessarily anything high concept, I’ve been taking nude pics of girls with their faces cropped out of the pics because it makes them feel better about being slutty…and naked…in pictures, not that these hot models are concerned with that, I mean that’s basically what their jobs are..but I still like the fantasy of the whole thing. Legs and lingerie motherfuckers, I’m down.

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Ashley Benson Does Pool Apparel Proper of the Day

Ashley Benson wore this outfit to the pool. I assume she’s got wind that people are making fun of her for being chubby – too chubby for bikini…and she decided the only way to do the pool is in this fat girl bathing suit that covers her up – while wearing a wig, like a crazy person because that’s what “artists” do… I prefer when she’s TANNING TOPLESS …topless is always a better look…no matter who the girl is.

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Teresa Giudice nephew

Teresa Giudice stayed mum, but the other Housewives said Danielle tried to get Dina#39;s daughter taken away from her. Danielle claimed her attorneys put a gag order on Dina because she was saying false things about Danielle. At 10:12, things got out of control. Danielle asked Teresa why she didn#39;t acknowledge her own nephew, which I didn#39;t entirely understand. I can only assume she#39;s referring to Jacqueline Laurita#39;s son, but Teresa and Jacqueline aren#39;t related by blood. During

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Brandy Pulls a Shriver

Brandy continues to have car issues. This is her yesterday in L.A.

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