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Jessica Alba Flashes Some Booty

Posted on August 27, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It’s not every day that I get pictures of Jessica Alba flashing her ass so I’m a little confused as to what I’m supposed to do here. She’s normally so meticulous as to how she presents herself, most of the time as a stay at home mom in sweatpants, so it’s strange to see her letting it all hang out. Literally. Anyhow, I’m not complaining, even a little Jessica Alba ass is better than none at all so I should keep my mouth shut and enjoy.

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Audrina Patridge’s Fake Boobies Doing Nothing

Posted on August 27, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Hmmm. I think I’m running out of things to say about Audrina Patridge . I’m not kidding, here she is doing….. Nothing. Literally nothing, she’s walking down the street doing absolutely nothing. Granted she’s wearing a nice little top that’s kind of falling off, but aside from that nothing. And that’s what’s happening in my pants when I look at these pictures….. Nothing! Thanks a lot.

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Lauren Conrad Because I’ve Got Nothing Else

Posted on August 23, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It’s obviously a pretty lame slow celebrity news day if I’ve got pictures of Lauren Conrad on the site, the other other other girl from that crappy show with the girls with the fake boobs that I never watched. Sure she’s wearing tight leggings and, well that’s pretty much it. Maybe if you’ve got a thing for chicks in pink hoodies you’ll enjoy these. You’re also a weirdo.

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Audrina Patridge’s Short Shorts Are Too Long

Posted on June 15, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m so glad that short shorts have become the favored casual outfit for hot chicks this summer, and the shorter the better. Here’s Audrina Patridge heading to her car in a pair that look a little long if you ask me, I was out over the weekend and the girls were wearing much shorter shorts than this. These are almost like bermuda shorts compared to the ones I saw. Although, it was Grand Prix weekend and there were a lot of Euro sluts walking the streets looking for a rich old man so it probably wasn’t the best time to compare.

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Audrina Patridge’s Boobs Fill the Void

Posted on June 8, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ever since Victoria Beckham had her implants removed or reduced to become a supermodel (How’s that working out for you?), I’ve been looking for a replacement hottie for the position of weirdest most lovable funbags. Luckily Audrina Patridge and her sweet implants seem to have step up to fill the position. Although I am still taking applications, send me your pictures. Anyhow, here she is out the other night with her wonky boobies doing what she does best, giving me the lazy eye while I stare at her boobs. Good times.

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Audrina Patridge Pumps It

Posted on May 31, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

There’s something about a hot chick pumping gas that really gets the old blood flowing to my nether regions for some reason. I think it’s the word pumping that puts dirty thoughts in my mind, the same thing happens when I hear someone say jelly donut. Anyhow, here’s The Hills nobody Audrina Patridge at the gas station looking sexy with her hot little ass, fake boobs and lazy eyes. Pump it, that’s it. more pictures of Audrina Patridge here

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Audrina Patridge’s Short Shorts Are Riding Up

Posted on May 14, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s The Hills hottie Audrina Patridge out the other day showing off her nicely tanned legs and a tiny bit of ass, it’s not a lot, but I’ll take what I can get. She’s also showing off her awful stripper tattoo on the back of her neck. What is that a tomato? Hot. Anyhow, she’s got a sweet little body on her and now that her show has been cancelled it will be nice to see her in some real acting jobs…. Who are we kidding, in a few years she’ll be making appearances at grocery store openings. more pictures of Audrina Patridge here

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Audrina Patridge Needs A New Man

Posted on April 30, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I should probably rewrite the title to this post, because this guy is by no means a man. Here’s Audrina Patridge looking pretty damn sexy after having dinner the other night. I can’t get over her taste in dudes. I obviously have no idea who this clown is she’s with, I’m guessing some guy she’s banging, but judging strictly on his appearance he looks like an absolute douche. King douche, right up there with those twats from The Jersey Shore , but without the fashion sense. Someone needs to take a weed whacker to that retarded haircut.

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Audrina Patridge’s Boobs Need Work

Posted on March 26, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Now that Audrina Patridge’s awful show has been cancelled, what’s going to happen to my favorite fake boobed nobody? She can’t act or sing so any sort of showbiz career is out, and there’s no way she’s going to take a regular job after she’s had a taste of celebrity. What can she do? Let’s see, she’s got nice fake boobs and a lazy eye so the only thing she can do is pose for Playboy . I guess that settles it. I should be a guidance counselor.

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Gisele Bundchen’s Sweaty Mom Boobs

Posted on March 18, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

If you like big sweaty supermodel boobs you’ve come to the right place my friend. Here’s Gisele Bundchen leaving the gym the other day giving us a nice peek at her new mom boobs. I’ve always loved new mommy boobs so attach them to a supermodel and you’ve got my attention. Obviously I would prefer that they weren’t all sweaty and gross, but at this point I’ll take what I can get. Enjoy.

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