Miranda Kerr is photoshopped to fuck by the good people and whatever the fuck this swim or underwear company is that is using her. I assume they are Australian – using their own who has escaped their island to make it in America for an international brand, before landing a pregnancy with an international celebrity, before ruining her marriage by fucking Beiber, being dropped by her contract with a brand, only to struggle, taking random jobs, doing random press, but clearly the right amount to get herself a billionaire tech giant…who could do way better… These models are crazy, but the people who buy into them are crazier because the girls want their money, they want the girl’s brand name, when really there is so much better Pussy out there… She’s also out shopping with her billionaire john’s money…braless…since no one wears bras these Days…seriously… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Miranda Kerr For Swim of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Hugh Jackman is one of the best looking people on the planet. This really isn’t too much of an exaggeration. When looking at a photo of the actor, most people remark upon how attractive he is. Or perhaps they consider his career and talk about his versatility. This is a man, after all, who can belt it out on Broadway with the best of them.. and then tear bad guys to shreds as Wolverine. But a Facebook photo of Jackman that went viral this week doesn’t have fans discussing any of his past roles; nor are they drooling over his chiseled physique. Instead, they are asking one simple question: IS HUGH JACKMAN OKAY?!? The above picture depicts the beloved star standing over some freshly cooked fish. He has earbuds in one ear and he’s giving the camera a triumphant thumbs up. “Now that’s what I’m talking about!” he captioned the image. But the perpetually youthful Australian looks old, doesn’t he? He appears haggard, wouldn’t you say? Some followers have simply pointed to the fact that he’s currently shooting the third Wolverine standalone film and he’s probably just in makeup from the shoot. We certainly hope that’s the case. Because the alternative is that maybe Jackman’s skin cancer has returned. In May of 2014, Jackman shared the following photograph online, warning fans to get themselves checked for this disease because he had had a recurrence. Jackman posted a similar selfie in November of 2013, writing as a caption back then: “I had [basal] cell carcinoma. Please don’t be foolish like me. Get yourself checked. And USE sunscreen!!!” Here is a look at that old image: Chances are strong that Jackson is doing just fine and this is the Internet doing what the Internet so often does: Overreacting to something and expressing panic. But at least that panic is out of genuine concern for one of the most popular actors out there this time around. Because when it come to Hugh Jackman, we want him around for many decades to come, singing at the top of his lungs and/or looking like this: Seriously, this picture is not Photoshopped. The guy is a machine.
I forgot about Michelle Jenneke, I mean hurdling is not really in my day to day thought process – and a girl who had a cute dance in her warm up before doing some hurdles back in 2012 – isn’t quite enough visibility for me to really give a fuck, and even now, when we are knee deep in Rio, I don’t give a fuck, but she’s been posting slutty Australian uniform selfies, and that’s the line of work I’m in…I am a believer in all things slutty – especially when it is topical….even if this athlete isn’t as hot as she looked in that warm up video, she’s still fit as fuck and accomplished which is more than we can say for all the other whores I actually follow on this social media bullshit… I guess what I’m saying is – this is what puts me in more of they Olympic spirit – when Female Rugby has made the Olympics un-jerk-off-able… 9 days! #Rio2016 A video posted by Michelle Jenneke (@mjenneke93) on Aug 7, 2016 at 5:01pm PDT The post Michelle Jenneke is Going to Rio of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Miranda Kerr…looking good… I like how Miranda Kerr is looking wholesome, like the recently engaged mother of one with another dude, who got fired from her last high profile mall brand job for fucking an 18 year old boy after their big show…because ultimately, she’s a trashy Australian who was marketed hot and thus in the right scene to get rich guys to fund her life – or fall in love with her – as she clearly knows how to fuck… So celebrating this marriage that probably has a great pre-nup hooking her the fuck up – and what does Snapchat billionaire care, he’s so fucking rich from the shit, whatever…take a few million he won’t notice… ALl while Orlando Bloom is flashing his cock – and feeling up Katy Perry in some kind of breakdown knowing his kid he doesn’t care about will have a new dad it likes better because it’s not some lame, egotistical actor…. The post Miranda Kerr in Harper’s Bazaar Looking Wholesome of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Natalie Imbruglia is not lying naked on the floor…is the only thing you can really say about Natalie Imbruglia, as a one hit wonder – that’s all the world knows of her – not that she gives a fuck, that was the era of cashing the fuck in in the music industry and that song has carried her to the riches….around the world…a life of luxury and able to retire at 27…. She’s 41 years old and has been fucked by David Schwimmer, which is terrifying..but I guess in the 90s when she mattered, he was on friends and that alone made him matter…it was his one hit wonder in his own right – giving them something to discuss and people who fucked the system… I don’t remember ever fantasizing about her laying naked on the floor song, but I remember her being cute and at 41…she’s looking pretty fucking awesome substantial…. I know, Australian women are hot, until they turn 25 and dry up into some shrivelled raisin white trash thanks to the hole in the ozone layer…I guess she hid inside on her pile of money….but at 41, maybe the only thing trying up is her fertility….and with a body like that…menopause is a hot concept, the contraceptive that is normally not of champions – but rather old bitter married people… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Natalie Imbruglia is Not Lying Naked on the Floor of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Her name is Ilona Novacek, she’s some hot slutty Australian who gets naked in photoshoots – becasue she’s an artist and not an egotistical, narcissist slut who probably masturbates to pictures of herself, because she feels so fucking hot…especially when TREATS magazine recruits her to do their sugar baby catalog for rich LA men….that shit is powerful enough to make her a career like she was EM RAT COW… I’ve never heard of Ilona Novacek…but that doesn’t mean she’s not worth looking at while naked for free – in a magazine – for hope – for dreams – I’m with her – The post Ilona Novacek for Treats! of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Her name is Ilona Novacek, she’s some hot slutty Australian who gets naked in photoshoots – becasue she’s an artist and not an egotistical, narcissist slut who probably masturbates to pictures of herself, because she feels so fucking hot…especially when TREATS magazine recruits her to do their sugar baby catalog for rich LA men….that shit is powerful enough to make her a career like she was EM RAT COW… I’ve never heard of Ilona Novacek…but that doesn’t mean she’s not worth looking at while naked for free – in a magazine – for hope – for dreams – I’m with her – The post Ilona Novacek for Treats! of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Her name is ANGELA WHITE ….and apparently she’s an Australian pornstar who has won an Xbiz award for her work. I didn’t bother looking up her porn, but based on the style of this “instagram” style, artistic nudes, it’s safe to say that she’s probably one of those feminist pornstars who thinks it’s empowering to get fucked on camera for men to jerk off to her, for whatever reason – I call attention seeking, they’ll call a higher purpose of owning your sexuality – when the truth is that in a world like ours, owning your sexuality when everything is sex is keeping it in your goddamn pants.. But we’ll just go with body positive fat chicks getting fucked being a progressive movement….because they have big tits… So many girls want to be pornstars now, it’s amazing, really all these fame seekers showing pussy for that fame…for someone who used to negotiate with girls for days or months to see their pussy – feels like a win for all of us… Keep politicizing, intellectualizing, rationalizing you being paid for sex. Owning the female “boss” space in the indusry that was dominated by slimy guidos before it became hip… She’s a sexual SUBJECT not a sexual OBJECT people. LOL. I dig it…and by it – i mean the huge tits. The post Angela White is the Australian Pornstar in “artistic” Istagram Nudes of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here’s a video of Margot Robbie bragging about her 5 bedroom house – because she’s the biggest fucking star of our generation. No one I’ve spoke to really understand how she happened, or why she happened, she sort of just happened. It was like Naked chick in Wolf of Wall Street now she’s fucking everywhere… From Harley Quinn in Suicide Squad, to Harley Quinn in her recently announced spinoff, to Jane in Tarzan, to every major role….all out of no where.. Well, she’s also in VOGUE US, in this film, looking as big in body as she is in career…big girl making it in this plus sized loving world…and all you fuckers are her huge fans… Highlight of the video is when she takes a shit in the video…but people will probably like her talking about how amazing she is – trying to be silly…but the real answer is where is her Australian accent…. All hate aside, it’s solid video. I dig it but still think Robbie is Overrated. The post Margot Robbie’s Mert & Marchs Vouge US Film of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
