So how are things going on the big Jinger Duggar-Jeremy Vuolo honeymoom? Well, judging from the photos of Jinger's “JBF hair” that emerged earlier this week, we'd say pretty damn good. The couple is currently in Australia, as after having tied the knot, they're no longer forbidden to go Down Under. (Sorry, we had to.) So what do they have to say about the land of koalas, kangaroos, and 18 different sports designated as “football”? Well, it seems they have nothing to sook about, as they're finding the whole experience to be ripper as a cold slab from a cheap bottle-o: “It's a beautiful place, and we are very much enjoying our stay here so far,” Jeremy tells the camera. The couple is headed to New Zealand next, and Jinger outlines what they're most looking forward to about their time in the Southern Hemisphere: “I think that’s it for me, is the cultural foods I can’t wait to experience some of the different foods that the Australian culture and the New Zealand culture have to offer,” she says. Yeah, Australia's a beautiful country, but if you're there for the food you might be disappointed. Ever eat a black sludge bafflingly called Vegemite or a mystery meat pie with ketchup frosting? Well, Jinger and Jeremy almost certainly have! We apologize if we offended any Aussies, but hey, it's about to be summer for you guys, so quit whinging, you bloody bogans! Plus, we just elected Trump. Devo! Watch Counting On online to relive Jinger and Jeremy's road to the altar.
Mariah Carey may or may not be pregnant with Bryan Tanaka’s baby . There’s been talk going around the Internet that the singer and her backup dancer are already an item, just several days after she split from fiance James Packer. That’s up for debate. What has been confirmed, however, is that Carey and Packer were in the middle of negotiation a prenuptial agreement when they broke up. And the details of the document are a bit unusual. According to TMZ, a draft of the prenup was sent to Mariah’s camp not long before this relationship came to an end, with reps for Carey rejecting it as “tacky and insulting.” Let’s take a look at various clauses and you can see if you agree, alright? This passage was considered one of the more controversial conditions of the proposed agreement: Except for gifts between them for their engagement, wedding or on birthdays and anniversaries, no item of jewelry and/or personal adornment costing over $250,000 will be deemed a gift unless accompanied by, or promptly followed by, a writing specifically stating ‘This is my gift to you.’ Look, all marriages should spell out who gets to keep which so-called gifts valued at over $250,000, shouldn’t they? It’s only fair. Elsewhere, Packer agreed to purchase certain items clothing for the artist… … but there’s a blank space for the couple to agree upon a maximum amount he had to shell out. The document also read that this clothing would not to be used for business or performing and “Mariah shall provide all clothing for her children.” Who are we to judge another couple, we know. If Carey and Packer were happy and in love, they could include anything they want to in their prenup. But it’s pretty clear they were NOT happy and in love, especially not when we see the kinds of business-like conditions they were putting on their romance. The singer and the Australian billionaire ended their engagement in late October. The reasons why remain unclear, but insiders close to Carey have deemed Packer to be violent and mentally unstable . There’s been talk that something happened between Packer and Carey’s assistance during a vacation in Greece a few weeks back and that the stars haven’t even talked since. It’s a pretty huge mess. James Packer Dumps Mariah Carey! This was another clause in the prenup: James shall cause a credit card(s) to be issued for use by Mariah and staff … the amount of expenses … shall not exceed US $____ per calendar month. The amount was blank. And also: James shall provide the use of one private aircraft, of his selection, for Mariah’s personal use, or that of her children and nannies only when James, in his sole discretion, determines it is appropriate to do so. What was the main reason why negotiations fell apart? This provision, TMZ alleges: James will pay Mariah, and Mariah shall accept, $6 million dollars per year for each full year of marriage, up to a maximum of $30 million … adjusted pro-rata on a weekly basis [$151,385 per week]. Carey supposedly turned down this dollar amount and is now demanding a $50 million payout from Packer, one that she says he agreed to make if the marriage fell apart.
Kendall Jenner turned 21….which means she probably had her first alcoholic drink as American girls do when they turn 21….because there is no way she’s been railing lines of prescription pills to manage her busy life as one of the leaders in instagram modeling, you know because her instagram modeling went so viral that along with FIT TEAS and other nonsense teeth whitening products she’s paid to promote…like a low level half naked instagram bitch…she’s also in magazines that pretend to be legit but that are just about the followers…like everyone else seems to be in the world…because followers seems to be the dick measuring test to know if you actually exist, if you actually have substance, if you’re actually human….but I’d argue all these plastic, bullshit, followed people…are anything but human…or just the worst qualities of humans…and for that they shouldn’t be celebrating birthdays…they should be having funerals….kill them off…but no one cares enough to kill them off..they are more into just double tapping their bullshit instagram pics… Garbage… The post Kendall Jenner 21st Birthday Dress of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Andreja Pejic is apparently an Australian model…but with a name like Andreja Pejic, it’s safe to assume that she was imported to Australia by some pervert dude in the sex trade….who bought her off some “Dark Web” message board…and realized she was tall and could pay back his initial investment a bunch of times over… I guess when it comes to all models, they don’t really need to be Eastern European named to be deemed sex workers. They all hang out with rich guys for their money and lifestyle…like vapid little tarts…that it is safe to say they are…the second these girls see money, or exclusive parties, their vaginas fucking explode…even when they pretend to be down to earth…because I guess it’s easy to get sucked in, sucked up, while sucking in and sucking up the cum ejaculated from these dudes… Jokes…Andreja Pejic is originally ANDREJ….born with penis…but has since had the penis removed….it started out as a male model and now this LA company is milking the trans movement to be controversial, or to have a story that PR will love…so they cast it…and I get joy out of knowing people don’t read the site and just see a babe in a dress showing some skinny model legs and tits…..when really there’s a very different story in those panties…one that involves dicks being cut off….but the PROSTATE still in place….LOLZ…so good…. The post Andreja Pejic in Dresses of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Elsa Hosk is best served naked… She’s a Swedish Candice Swanepoel replacement, working for Victoria’s Secret because Candice is on Maternity leave, starving her baby weight off her so that she can get back into being overpaid for being a hot skinny tall chick..but she’s as old as Candice, which is weird…She also launched her career as a willing to get naked model, who is a great model as far as I’m concerned….what other kind of model would you want….at least for masturbation purposes which is my only use for models… She’s been recruited by the lovely and talented ladies who produce the For Love and Lemons line, that is usually styled awesome and interestingly, but for some reason they are using the mall brand’s girls to promote their dresses, despite being known for their lingerie, in what I guess is their way of being competitive of being on the mall brand’s level…but that I see as totally backwards since when I see Elsa Hosk…all I think is the bigger, evil mall brand… Not to mention they had her smoking, which pisses me off, especially for a california brand, smoking kills…and despite hating people…and knowing that people smoke…especially models trying to suppress their appetites…it makes me sick…it smells…it’s ghetto trailer trash shit…all I see is straight up pig stripper girls when I see a cigarette busted out….if you’re gonna smoke anything…be serious about it and go for the meth, crack, free base, heroin, even weed…there are options far more gangster than supporting evil tobacco companies like idiots.. This is disgusting, Elsa Hosk isn’t naked and is overpaid to do this…giving her an ego we hate….and she’s getting too old to be excited about…fuck 27 year olds..bring me 21 year old new blood…thanks in advance For Love and Lemons The post Elsa Hosk Smoking Cigarettes for the Kids and For Love and Lemons of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Jaime King must be hiding her track marks from when she was a heroin addict with her photographer boyfriend who ended up dying from the heroin…back when she was a model…rockin’ that skinny heroin chic of the late 90s…because she is that old… She’s also hiding her stomach, because she’s likely got a mangled stomach, probably from c-section scars or just from making babies, as babies destroy a motherfucker’s body..including pussy…and sex appeal and it’s just part of the many reasons you shouldn’t breed..along with kids are ungrateful parasites that mooch off you in every way, that don’t care about you or value you, because you’re expected to be nice to them…. Either way, she’s a terrible actress, totally insincere, but she’s made it work for her…even if you can’t name anything she’s been in, you probably remember her tits in fashion shoots back in the days of internet celebrity nudity gallery sites…that got me into this bullshit in the first place.. She looks so old and beat up…because I guess she is…things end…it happens…nothing is forever…but at least it happened…at least that’s probably what she’s thinking as she’s at the Four Seasons…all rich and fancy…and easily forgotten. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Jaime King’s Got the Worst Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Little known fact that no one cares about – but I’ll tell you about it anyway – because that’s just the kind of repetitive old man with a very boring, depressing, repetitive life, filled with a fat wife who is never full and self medicating as I go through it because it makes shit more fun…. Is that Elle Macpherson is the first model I remember actively jerking off to. I mean it could have happened before her, I didn’t lose my jerking off virginity to her, because there was jerking off pre Elle Macpherson, but I was a 18 or 19 year old and got my hands on some 25th Anniversary video of Sports Illustrated Swim – which at the time was a big deal and she was in it – her first year…all cute and fun and Australian at the peak of Australian hype….1989 motherfuckers…a lifetime, not an exciting or good lifetime for me…but a pretty decent one for her as she’s married to some billionaire and still looks like a hot Elle Macpherson….in her fucking 50s..it’s just crazy but I’d like to say I called it…not that I followed the career that closely, but just comparing this Elle shoot and over all existence to my jerking off to her… makes it pretty fucking clear….always a goddess and forever…that her comeback tour may involve bringing my Elle Macpherson targeted cumming back…we’re so in sync, and she’s Justin Timberlake… Here’s her tits in a bra being flashed or soemthing – and I think I am still in love with her… A video posted by Elle Macpherson (@ellemacphersonofficial) on Oct 19, 2016 at 11:47pm PDT The post Elle Macpherson Comeback Tour of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
This is the first time I’ve seen Kylie Minogue, and thought…ok she’s finally old… Breast cancer didn’t knock her down…but the test of time has…that face is finally looking 50… You gotta keep in mind that Kylie Minogue started her career as a popster in the 80s…when she did the locomotion and as an old as fuck, tired as fuck, out of touch as fuck grown man with a blog…..I remember her…I’ve watched her from Australia hype in the Crocodile Dundee – Australian late 80s hype that took over America…the Kangaroo fetish years…to her second and third life she’s pumped into her carer…and the entire time she was timeless, hot and it made no sense…but today…we see that you can’t beat science forever….and at 48 she’s done good…and is now on the slippery slope of sex appeal expiration… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kylie Minogue Not Dead and on the Beach of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Caitlin Stasey has it all figured out…at least social media – because her account hasn’t been deleted but she’s still posting tit pics – because free the nipple, it’s good for marketing.. She is still a nobody, despite her efforts by showing her nipple, but she is on some Australian show called Neighbors, that has been on TV for 50 years or more, and that has cycled through all kinds of low level actresses and made them famous in the native Australian land of trashy accents…. That’s not to say I don’t like Australians, or their trashy accents, in fact I am in love with them, they are hot, fit, sexy and fun…as long as they don’t squawk at you…they get drunk, they fuck, they travel the world to get drunk and fuck, and even if Social Justice Warriors will say don’t fuck a drunk girl, it’s rape, fucking drunk girls is some of the best fucks I’ve had…plus they forget it happened so they aren’t traumatized for life… That’s to say despite her regional success – she’s vaping topless – like an instagram attention seeker should.. The post Caitlin Stasey Showing Her Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
41 Second Rubik Cube Romanian 6 Year Old – Training for the Circus Couple Defend their Paper Towel During a Home Invasion Dude Jumps off a Tower…for 80k Viewers… Tram VS a Woman Man and Woman Rob Compton Gas Station Topless Store Clerk Car Robber… Cop VS a Robber Teacher Makes Students Destroy Phones in Water… Naked Woman Busted for Sleeping with Husband The post Australian Junkie Gets Australian Blowjob on Train and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
