Serena Williams is looking like, “Jordan could’ve given me these off air.” Serena just beat her sister in the Australian Open and this is Serena’s 23rd Grand Slam Championship.
After the utter media frenzy that occurred last month when Kanye West arrived at Trump Tower for a one-on-one meeting with PEOTUS Donald Trump and them being described as friends, many thought that ‘Ye would be one of the first people that the Trump staffers asked to perform at the inauguration. Well despite having extreme […]
Another day, another disrespectful comment hurled at a black person, this time the recipient of racially-charged commentary is tennis legend Venus Williams. While she was giving her all during her performance at the Australian Open, an ESPN announcer thought that the best way to describe her stance on the court was to compare it to […]
I have not been a huge fan of Margot Robbie. I get that she was hot in Wolf of Wall Street, but there are a lot of hot girls in the world, and she wasn’t even that hot…at least not hot enough to generate this career she’s pulled off.. Not to mention, since Wolf of Wall Street, she’s been not very hot in anything she does, yet she’s getting this crazy high paying roles. A fucking Australian – taking your damn jobs – playing the hot chick – when she’s not even that hot.. Who’s fucking dick did she suck to created that situation… We’ve seen her in the paparazzi in her bikinis, we’ve seen her in photoshoots, we’ve probably seen her naked somewhere – or maybe that was just Wolf of Wall Street…and now she’s in a role more fitting for her married, overrated ass.. Tonya Harding… Pictures from set…are about as hot as you’d expect them to be…more importantly – they are as hot as Margot Robbie is in everything but Wolf of Wall Street.. I don’t get it, but I do find these pics hilarious and sometimes laughter is a good thing…it outweighs hot…which is a good thing for these mom jeans… VIA Click Here The post Margot Robbie as Tonya Harding is the Least Erotic thing You’ll See Ever appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I have not been a huge fan of Margot Robbie. I get that she was hot in Wolf of Wall Street, but there are a lot of hot girls in the world, and she wasn’t even that hot…at least not hot enough to generate this career she’s pulled off.. Not to mention, since Wolf of Wall Street, she’s been not very hot in anything she does, yet she’s getting this crazy high paying roles. A fucking Australian – taking your damn jobs – playing the hot chick – when she’s not even that hot.. Who’s fucking dick did she suck to created that situation… We’ve seen her in the paparazzi in her bikinis, we’ve seen her in photoshoots, we’ve probably seen her naked somewhere – or maybe that was just Wolf of Wall Street…and now she’s in a role more fitting for her married, overrated ass.. Tonya Harding… Pictures from set…are about as hot as you’d expect them to be…more importantly – they are as hot as Margot Robbie is in everything but Wolf of Wall Street.. I don’t get it, but I do find these pics hilarious and sometimes laughter is a good thing…it outweighs hot…which is a good thing for these mom jeans… VIA Click Here The post Margot Robbie as Tonya Harding is the Least Erotic thing You’ll See Ever appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Caitlin Stasey posted a picture of her naked and cuddling her dog – and it is so cute – because I like naked bitches on actual bitches….I’m into dogs, they are better than humans, more human than humans…and pretty much the best…. Caitlin Stasey is not a dog, she’s some Australian, with criminal ancestors on some show called Neighbors, that has been on TV for 50 years or more, that has created Kylie Minogue and other idiots and that has cycled through all kinds of low level actresses and made them famous in the native Australian land of trashy accents… And I fucking love Australians, even with their trashy accents, because as cultured, well traveled as they are…they still get fucking drunk, high, and fuck….they are the hot girls stripping down to their underwear at a party…just to have a good time with a bunch of dickheads…and that kind of attitude…makes them matter. It’s a modern day love story…and you know me and my love for romance…. So her’s Caitlin Stasey…naked again…because she likes being naked on social media… The post Caitlin Stasey Naked with her Dog of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Bambi Northwood-Blyth blocked me on social media a long time ago…It was very sad, but I’ve managed to power through…. She was the young hot girlfriend of some Australian fashion tycoon from some jeans company called Tsubi that was all the fucking rage for a while, and may still be, but all the hot bitches were wearing it back when she was 12 and he was 40, because that’s the solid strategy for old rich dudes – as there will always be hot young girls willing to fuck them for the life…. Being rich and successful always leads to LOVE with any and all aspiring models trying to sleep their way to the top… And it works, because she’s made it to the top….And here she is showing some titties on the beach – like she was still and up and comer…even though she’s pretty much made it… FASCINATING… Here are some throwback pics of her tits… The post Censored Bambi Northwood-Blyth Titty Pics of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Shanina rhymes with vagina…at least the way I am pronouncing it…which is what matters because I am a self involved anti social who doesn’t talk to anything but the voices in my head…. She is Australian…but ethnically she’s from Lithuania, Pakistan and Saudi….which is proof that if you cross breed humans you can end up with designer labia, like the Cock-a-Doodle or the Godlie Poo or whatever the fuck else is cross bred with poodles in the dog world to create mutts you can brand and sell to rich people… She’s in bathing suits for a clothing brand, she’s not really showing anything amazing, no labia, no butthole, but if she’s still fucking Tyson Beckford we can assume those orifices have been banged the fuck out…he’s big and black and that’s what happens to vaginas that are built to pass babies through them…. I like the shitty color, the pouring water on herself, it’s like ART but the instagram version that has destroyed anything that remotely felt like art…reminding us that art is just a lie – a scam….a way to sell bullshit… FASCINATING POST BY A FASCINATING PERSON…I know. How do I even exist… The post Shanina Shaik For Love and Lemons Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Shanina rhymes with vagina…at least the way I am pronouncing it…which is what matters because I am a self involved anti social who doesn’t talk to anything but the voices in my head…. She is Australian…but ethnically she’s from Lithuania, Pakistan and Saudi….which is proof that if you cross breed humans you can end up with designer labia, like the Cock-a-Doodle or the Godlie Poo or whatever the fuck else is cross bred with poodles in the dog world to create mutts you can brand and sell to rich people… She’s in bathing suits for a clothing brand, she’s not really showing anything amazing, no labia, no butthole, but if she’s still fucking Tyson Beckford we can assume those orifices have been banged the fuck out…he’s big and black and that’s what happens to vaginas that are built to pass babies through them…. I like the shitty color, the pouring water on herself, it’s like ART but the instagram version that has destroyed anything that remotely felt like art…reminding us that art is just a lie – a scam….a way to sell bullshit… FASCINATING POST BY A FASCINATING PERSON…I know. How do I even exist… The post Shanina Shaik For Love and Lemons Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
It feels like it’s been forever since we’ve gotten any new hotness from Iggy Azalea , AKA the Australian J-Lo. I was starting to get worried her 15 minutes of fame had run out and no one told me. But turns out Iggy’s still famous enough to get named GQ Australia ‘s “Woman of the Year” and here’s a preview of the solo wet t-shirt contest they threw in honor of that. Anyway, I’m not sure when the rest of the issue comes out, but when it does, me and the Little Tuna are definitely throwing a pants party to celebrate. And Iggy’s invited. Call me!