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Lindsay Lohan’s Pregnant Bikini Pics of the Day

Posted on July 28, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lindsay Lohan is pregnant in a bikini, which is probably why she had her public outrage on the internet. She’s an abused girl from a broken home – who despite being rich and famous was broken as fuck – so even when she’s not hormonal she’s a crazy person – so when she is hormonal and probably not allowed to drink – she’s a super fucking crazy person – and what better way to announce your pregnancy to the world like having a public freak out, only to decompress in a bikini with your gunt hanging out as the fetus grows outwards….and the only concern for me isn’t how shitty this kid’s life will be with its terrible mother and rich as fuck father…I don’t care about that…plus it will probably die before it turns 5…that or shipped to Disney who have first right of refusal on her kid… I am just concerned because it looks like her fiance beat her ass of of her…but I guess her milk filled tits will be fun though… So here’s some Lohan in a bikini with her parasite / STD reveal far more fun then her Herpes reveal.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Lindsay Lohan’s Pregnant Bikini Pics of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ashley Benson Sweaty Back of the Day

Posted on July 28, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I know what you’re thinking – Ashley Benson doesn’t have a thigh gap – despite being a celebrity who gets cast for very popular TV shows – and who has millions of followers…..what an absurd concept to an old timer like me – who depends on girls on TV, unless they play the average at best fat chick, who isn’t even FAT but is Hollywood fat, like Ashley Benson…but long gone are the days of that… But at least she wears fitness gear like all kind of fat girls I see in public and question why they are in fitness gear because clearly they don’t workout but realize that it is because it’s the comfortable elasticity that allows movement and stretch…. You can tell that Benson is a Hollywood girl, all theatrical because she’s even gone so far as to add sweat stains that look like some kind of scream mask – because she’s terrifying… At least she’s trying, in this era, trying half assed is more than most lazy people and gets a lot of praise…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Ashley Benson Sweaty Back of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Chloe Grace Moretz in Instyle UK of the Day

Posted on May 5, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Chloe Grace Moretz is in Instyle UK’s June 2016 issue because Chloe Grace Moretz is one some Publicity tour, probably promoting a movie, because Hollywood is pretty boring, typical, not so creative run by a handful of people who like a handful of people and constantly use them in their average at best content… They don’t look at talent or dig for the best out there, they just take what’s handed to them and that already has a bit of an Audience… It’s boring, but this shoot is kind of fun, except that they put her in a recycling bin, assuming people will re-use her because it’s better and more efficient than finding new people…while I’d prefer if she was thrown in a garbage can…a message a prefer… I guess what I’m saying is…I don’t like Chloe Grace Moretz…I have no idea why because her face is great…but maybe I just hate what she represents and that is that you perverts masturbated to her when she was underage – and that’s wrong. The post Chloe Grace Moretz in Instyle UK of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Why Rickey Smiley Requires Everyone Bring A Doggie Bag To His House [EXCLUSIVE VIDEO]

Posted on February 9, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

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Rickey Smiley and Da Brat had a hilarious debate about the bathroom privileges of the average guest in Rickey’s home! While Rickey bans pooping by guests…

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Willow Smith for Stance Socks of the Day

Posted on January 28, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I guess Will Smith has invested in Stance Socks…they are Mormon run and not Scientology or faggot run, which would make the whole thing kind of weird…if she wasn’t 15 years old…which is the average age of a Mormon sister wife…at least based on Mormon tradition…start pumping out those babies…and to really commit to our Mormon ways…let’s just do a weird sock fetish shoot with the 15 year old…because her dad’s into whoring her..because this isn’t a lot of clothing based on the Mormon underwear the mom’s of the Stance Socks dudes wear…seriously, google Mormon Underwear…it’s great… This is not very Mormon… The post Willow Smith for Stance Socks of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Forget Brunette Niall Horan — Say Hello To Buzzed Liam Payne

Posted on January 15, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Liam Payne has debuted a brand new buzzcut, just days after One Direction’s Niall Horan (maybe) went brunette.

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Do You Know How To Spell Jake Gyllenhaal’s Last Name?

Posted on January 15, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Can the average person spell Jake Gyllenhaal’s last name? “Broke A$$ Game Show” found out!

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Naked Woman Stripped and Tied to a Tree of the Day

Posted on January 4, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This is apparently a video of a woman, stripped naked and tied to a tree because her husband thinks she’s being unfaithful… I am not sure what culture or country this is, all brown people look the same to me, but I keep thinking of every cheating slut in America was tied naked to a tree, or to a lamp post in cities, I’d get to see a lot more tits than I do walking down the street…something I’m missing in winter when everyone is bundled up… As a feminist, who gives women the conduit to express their sexuality, I feel like this is pretty fucking disturbing…I mean really fucking disturbing….even if this was some kind of weird sex game…it is pretty fucking disturbing…but as someone who can appreciate the humor in everything, and who is so desensitized by everything, this is next level… The post Naked Woman Stripped and Tied to a Tree of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Donald Trump’s First TV Ad of the DAy

Posted on January 4, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Donald Trump is spending 2 million dollars a week on this new TV Ad campaign… I wouldn’t go as far as saying that Donald Trump is brilliant, but he’s smarter than the average person, and realizes that if he wants to win presidency, something I assume his ego does want, even if the whole thing feels like a fucking joke, the best way to do that is to take an extreme “republican” stance, that isn’t exactly republican at all, but more what the uneducated, misinformed masses think is republican.. What I am saying is that despite being a rich person, who doesn’t give a fuck about social systems that their tax dollars pay to help poor people, which poor people don’t even care about having, because they have been brain washed to think that is anti-american… Seriously, one of the funniest thing for me to see is a trailer park hick with no job bitching about people on welfare and food stamps…but they are out there… They are also the same people who watch TRUMP’s TV show and think he’s a good manager….and now…with ideals they share… So rich dude, who doesn’t care about poor people, is pandering to poor people, playing the race card, and instead of being arrested for hate crimes, he’s the front runner for the Republican party, and that is hilarious to me… I mean an ad that says “BAN ALL MUSLIMS”….”BUILD A WALL AROUND OUR BORDERS”….that people are excited about…amazes me…but not really, the world is filled with idiots, and if I was American, I’d probably vote for TRUMP for the LOLZ… The post Donald Trump’s First TV Ad of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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How Many Presidents Can You Name On U.S. Currency?

Posted on December 18, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

How many Presidents can the average person name on U.S. currency? MTV’s “Broke A$$ Game Show” found out!

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