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Holy Block Party! 5 Reasons To Look Forward To ‘LEGO Batman: The Movie’

LEGO has released the trailer for  LEGO Batman : The Movie — DC Super Heroes Unite , the feature-length version of the video game sequel that will be released in 2013 on Blu-Ray, DVD and via digital download, that’s based on the toy building-block adaptation of the comic. That’s four levels of franchising away from the source material, which means we’re  more than halfway to Kevin Bacon . But despite sounding like the Inception   of marketing, the movie looks great.  Here are six reasons why:  1. It actually looks funny.  The LEGO video game franchise, which has also adapted the Indiana Jones , Star Wars and Harry Potter universes, produces the equivalent of Mel Brooks parody movies for button mashers. While these games are never particularly inspired, they’re not blatant cash-ins either. Each is stuffed with genuine love for the source material and loaded with obscure collectibles and knowing in-jokes for fans, such as the scene in the above trailer where the Flash catches a boomerang with a look of contempt in his eyes that says, Really?  You’re  actually attempting to stop the Fastest Man Alive with a spinning chunk of wood?  An unexpected explosion reveals the Penguin, in full tuxedo costume, playing with fish in the bath, and when Harley Quinn declares something to be a riddle a certain green-clad Batman villain plaintively wails “Hey, that’s my line!” The Bat-Signal even becomes a visual joke when Superman throws Bats into the sky. The toy setting establishes a light-hearted attitude, and the trailer indicates that the movie will take full advantage of that. 2. It’s A Justice League Movie Assembling the Justice League  for the big screen has been a cinematic dream for decades. Marvel took  five movies to get ready for their equivalent, assembling The Avengers   to multi-billion dollar success. With DC planning to release its Justice League movie in the summer of 2015  (when Avengers 2 debuts),  the LEGO movie offersoffers  skips straight to the action, treating fans to an ensemble cast. 3. Restraint All LEGO movies rely on the gimmick that things break apart and have to be reassembled. Luckily even LEGO knows that now, and it seems to be  showing some restraint with the premise instead of turning the whole movie into a computer-generated building demo. The central plot of the film is Lex Luthor inventing the “Deconstructor”, a device which can breakdown  anything into its component parts. You wouldn’t think a genius would be required to figure out such a task in a LEGO world, but apparently it was. Thankfully, although there are bound to be a few spectacular dismantlings in the movie (and, I’m betting, at least one blurred scene of the Flash reassembling something with super speed), the trailer indicates that there’s more to the movie than that. Besides, there’s no topping the scene in the Star Wars short Revenge of the Brick in which Obi Wan Kenobi uses the Force to break up his own fighter so that it can evade enemy missiles. 4. Perfect Graphics One advantage of depicting computer-generated plastic blocks and other geometric shapes is that the current technology is well-suited to the task. With these basics covered, more of  the animation budget can be spent on interesting design and exciting special effects instead of weeks spent attempting to get human hair to look better than painted plastic. In this movie, that’s what it’s supposed to look like. 5. Imagination The trailer isn’t just true to the toys, it’s true to the function of toys — playing! At one point during an air-and-sea chase involving Batman and the Joke, the Caped Crusader dips one of the Batplane’s wings into water to generate a wave that grounds the Joker-boat. If that doesn’t sound like a scenario that a kid would create with his LEGO toys, then you don’t have kids. Or LEGO. 6. Batman Always Wins Batman’s whole deal is succeeding in any situation — even conversion to other media (something other comic characters famously have trouble with.) The Batman Begins trilogy has been one of the blockbuster successes of the decade, Arkham Asylum made him the first hero to have a good video game in this console generation, then Arkham City showed he could do it again — bigger, and better — whenever he wanted. The question is whether he can also be king of the blocks. Luke McKinney loves the real world, but only because it has movies and video games in it. He responds to every tweet. Follow Luke McKinney on Twitter. Follow Movieline on Twitter.

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‘Dark Knight Rises’ Blu-ray: Deleted Scenes We’ll Never See

Christopher Nolan’s final Batman movie hits shelves on December 4 without deleted scenes or director’s cut. By Kevin P. Sullivan Christian Bale in “Dark Knight Rises” Photo: Warner Bros. Pictures

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Eff A Copycat Thug: Man Brings A Loaded Gun To Dark Knight Rises In Maine

Maine Man Brings Gun To Dark Knight Rises We knew these copycats would continue smh. BIDDEFORD, Maine — Maine State Police seized an arsenal of weapons from a Biddeford man who told police he brought a loaded gun to a showing of “Batman: The Dark Knight Rises” in Saco on Saturday night, according to Department of Public Safety spokesman Stephen McCausland. Timothy Courtois, 49, was arrested in York about 10 a.m. Sunday after state police Trooper Phillip Alexander clocked Courtois’ Ford Mustang traveling at 112 mph on the Maine Turnpike. Other motorists had called police to report the vehicle was speeding southbound on the turnpike with its hazard lights flashing. Inside the car, police found an AK-47 assault rifle, four handguns and several boxes of ammunition, McCausland said Monday afternoon. Also in Courtois’ car, police found newspaper clippings about the mass shooting Friday during a showing of the same Batman movie at a Colorado movie theater, according to McCausland. Courtois told police he had attended the Batman movie at the Cinemagic Theater in Saco on Saturday night with a loaded gun in his backpack and that he was on his way Sunday to Derry, N.H., where he planned to shoot a former employer, McCausland said. They’re going to throw the book at this clown. We just hope this is the last of the idiots that try to double up on the tragedy of the weekend. Source

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Bat-Mania Continues with the Most Bizarre Bat-Pics of All Time [PICS]

Thought that Bat Pussy was weird? You’re right. It is. But we’re just getting started! Turns out that the Caped Crusader (and/or his female equivalent) was quite the sex symbol during the height of Bat-mania in the ’60s and early ’70s. Artist Mitch O’Connell has gathered hundreds of bizarre Batman pics on his blog , and we’ve got some of the most breast-tacular examples after the jump!

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Bat Pussy: The Mams, The Myth, The Legend [VIDEO]

Think you’ve seen everything? Trust us, you haven’t- not until you’ve seen the vintage Bat-porn Bat Pussy . Emerging from the deep, deep South circa 1973, Bat Pussy is a snaggle-toothed, foul-mouthed, fluffy muff-ed avenger who doesn’t mind if people are fucking in her “Holy Gotham City,” per se– she’s just pissed she wasn’t invited. And the bouncy ball? Yeah, we don’t know what’s up with that either. Need to bleach your brain of the cinematrocity that is Bat Pussy ? Might we suggest one of Mr. Skin’s patented playlists , like Bottomless Scenes , The Greatest Solo Shower Scenes or Mr. Skin’s Top 10 Favorite Celebrity Breasts ?

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Anne Hathaway talks ‘The Dark Knight Rises’!! – Hollywood.TV

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Hollywood.TV is your source for all the latest celebrity news, gossip and videos of your favorite stars! bit.ly – Click to Subscribe! Facebook.com – Become a Fan! Twitter.com – Follow Us! Anne Hathaway sat down to talk with us about her upcoming role as Catwoman in ‘The Dark Knight Rises’. We talk with Anne about working with Christopher Nolan and an all-star cast! Anne says the first time she saw herself in the suit, she wasn’t quite sure how well it would work out! We can’t wait for ‘The Dark Knight Rises’ to see how the Batman saga ends! Hollywood.TV is the global leader in capturing celebrity breaking news as it happens. We cover all the major Hollywood events including The Golden Globes, The Oscars, The Screen Actors Guild Awards, The Grammy’s, The Emmy’s and the American Music Awards, as well as all the red carpet movie premiers in Los Angeles and New York. HTV is on the streets 24/7, at all the industry events and invited by the stars to cover their every move in Hollywood, New York and Miami. Hollywood.TV is currently the third most viewed reporter channel on www.youtube.com YouTube with almost 400 million views, and our footage is seen worldwide! Tune in daily for all the latest Hollywood news on www.hollywood.tv and http like us on Facebook!

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Box-Office Cockbusters: Summer’s Hottest Porn Parodies [VIDEOS]

Porn parodies (like Vivid’s The Avengers XXX , left) have become one of the adult industry’s biggest moneymakers, so big that pretty much anything you can think of has a porn parody attached to it. The Golden Girls ? There’s a porn for that. Mad Men ? Californication ? Twilight ? [ You mean besides 50 Shades of Grey? – SC] Obviously. And the tits- uh, hits – just keep on coming. Check out the trailers for this summer’s hottest porn parodies after the jump!

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Box-Office Cockbusters: Summer’s Hottest Porn Parodies [VIDEOS]

Porn parodies (like Vivid’s The Avengers XXX , left) have become one of the adult industry’s biggest moneymakers, so big that pretty much anything you can think of has a porn parody attached to it. The Golden Girls ? There’s a porn for that. Mad Men ? Californication ? Twilight ? [ You mean besides 50 Shades of Grey? – SC] Obviously. And the tits- uh, hits – just keep on coming. Check out the trailers for this summer’s hottest porn parodies after the jump!

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Box-Office Cockbusters: Summer’s Hottest Porn Parodies [VIDEOS]

Box-Office Cockbusters: Summer’s Hottest Porn Parodies [VIDEOS]

Porn parodies (like Vivid’s The Avengers XXX , left) have become one of the adult industry’s biggest moneymakers, so big that pretty much anything you can think of has a porn parody attached to it. The Golden Girls ? There’s a porn for that. Mad Men ? Californication ? Twilight ? [ You mean besides 50 Shades of Grey? – SC] Obviously. And the tits- uh, hits – just keep on coming. Check out the trailers for this summer’s hottest porn parodies after the jump!

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Christopher Nolan: Anne Hathaway Should Have Catwoman Spin-off

The Dark Knight Rises director heaped praise on actress Anne Hathaway ahead of the final Batman installment, which opens July 20th. He said Hathaway performed so well as the human-feline-vixen that she deserves her own spin-off movie. But that doesn’t necessarily mean the British-born filmmaker will spearhead a Catwoman enterprise himself. “Anne is incredibly precise and articulate about the psychology of the character. She’s really built it from the ground up, it’s just a delight to watch her perform,” he said to Access Hollywood as reported via The Guardian. “The thing she does in those heels is not to be taken lightly. She’s an incredible character and we’re very excited to see her and hopefully we’ll leave people wanting more.” But as far as Gotham, Batman and the like are concerned, Nolan said he’s ready to do something else. “I’m done. I’ve told our story and I’m moving on [but] I certainly think she deserves it – she’s incredible.” Anne Hathaway’s character revises Michelle Pfeiffer’s version from 1992’s Batman Returns in which she plays Selina Kyle. The Dark Knight Rises is the third and final installment of Nolan’s Batman series which opened in 2005 with Batman Begins . The Dark Knight Rises stars Christian Bale as Batman as well as Michael Caine, Gary Oldman and Morgan Freeman. Newcomers include Hathaway as Catwoman/Selina Kyle, Tom Hardy as the villain Bane and Joseph Gordon-Levitt as a Gotham policeman. The film takes place eight years after where The Dark Knight left off. [Source: The Guardian ]

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