Chelsea Leyland is some hipster in Miami for Art Basel, where she went topless, because Miami is the topless beach of America – where America can feel Euro – and perverts can go see tits – because the conservatives don’t bring down a good thing – despite being in Florida – which means they are likely jacked up on weird street drugs and walking around half naked trying to eat homeless people after all them bath salts….Florida is a crazy place and Art Basel is the lame, social media model hub, of brushing shoulders with all the celebrities and rich people at exclusive parties that mean nothing – because we live in this weird grey area of what is pop culture…everything is accessible…to everyone…. THAT said, Chelsea Leyland is some DJ…with tits…probably an artist – because every rich kid is an artist – doing the scene hard…while trying to get you hard…with EMPOWERED hipster titties… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Chelsea Leyland Topless in Miami of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
#HelpUsWerePoor I hope LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian know that they’re not fooling anyone with their “loved-up” schtick. We don’t need the tabloids to tell us that the two are constantly headed for a split/Cibrian cheats on Rimes, but it’s fuel for the fire, so here we are. The latest claim alleges that the couple – who recently celebrated their fifth wedding anniversary on April 22nd – are too broke to consider divorce , even though that’s where their relationship stands. “With LeAnn’s career in trouble and Eddie’s nonexistent, they probably can’t afford divorce, though it’s likely where there’ll end up soon enough,” a source told OK! Magazine . “Some close to the couple believe their arrangement is purely financial,” the magazine claimed. The source went on to call the marriage “phony,” and added that “their happiness is just for show.” In fact, the magazine claims that Cibrian and Rimes spent their fifth anniversary “together apart,” meaning that though they were physically together, emotionally, they did not connect (this is my life now, explaining such things). “There is zero passion there.” Gossip Cop checked in with Cibrian’s rep, who offered more than just the standard “this is false,” response to the stories. “They are definitely not broke and they are definitely not divorcing,” the rep told the site. “Gotta love OK! magazine and their fantasies.” ZING! View Slideshow: 16 Memorable Celebrity Side-Pieces: Because Every Cheater Needs Someone to Cheat With! Doing her best to refute any and all rumors, Rimes did what she’s done ever since saying “I Do” to Cibrian. “Happy 5 year anniversary to my lover, my friend, my heart, my everything!” Rimes wrote on a throwback photo of their wedding day. “We have walked through hell and back to be together and wouldn’t change a thing. “Our bond is like no other. I cherish you!” They walked through hell? More like they put their former spouses through hell.
Former Baywatch star Nicole Eggert makes a lot of family films these days, so it’s nice to see her in touch with her sexy side on Instagram, showing off lots of cleavage and making Scott Baio jealous! Nicole’s Instagram is definitely worth a follow , if you’re into that sort of thing, because every now and again, she’ll post something sexy like this throwback pic…
J.Lo is 100 fucking years old… I guess she didn’t get the message, or didn’t want you to think she is, even though she knows that latinas can do no wrong, they don’t even need to speak spanish as long as they identify with being latina, she’s got loyal fans for life….really the only time latinas aren’t loyal, is when you get caught looking at another woman, at which point they violently cut off your penis….normal right… So in not wanting to accept her age or pile of fucking money, here’s her “birthday” outfit…and botoxed face…and apparently people are into talkng about this, when I am more into encouraging retirement…because every dance her old lady hips shake their way into…I get more and more offended… But she’s still got a great ass.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Jennifer Lopez Ass in a Tight Dress of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Snapchat gives us an interesting perspective into the boring lives of idiots we don’t actually care about, because it is less “staged” photoshoot like instagram, which in and of itself is lame as fuck, like bitch is like “just let me pose like that iPhone is Vogue photoshoot”….and it allows us to see whether the girls we follow are actually sluts, as they dance around in lingerie eating chips…because every girl who gets on snapchat, by default wants to show her tits, because what the fuck else are they going to use disposable content that their fans rip off and upload to Youtube for… I guess this is worth looking at, but barely… ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ FOLLOW ME…. FOLLOW ME INTO THE DARKNESS ON SOCIAL MEDIA: INSTAGRAM | FACEBOOK | TWITTER | TUMBLR | SNAPCHAT FOLLOW ME ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ The post Shay Mitchell in Nightgown of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Snapchat gives us an interesting perspective into the boring lives of idiots we don’t actually care about, because it is less “staged” photoshoot like instagram, which in and of itself is lame as fuck, like bitch is like “just let me pose like that iPhone is Vogue photoshoot”….and it allows us to see whether the girls we follow are actually sluts, as they dance around in lingerie eating chips…because every girl who gets on snapchat, by default wants to show her tits, because what the fuck else are they going to use disposable content that their fans rip off and upload to Youtube for… I guess this is worth looking at, but barely… ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ FOLLOW ME…. FOLLOW ME INTO THE DARKNESS ON SOCIAL MEDIA: INSTAGRAM | FACEBOOK | TWITTER | TUMBLR | SNAPCHAT FOLLOW ME ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ The post Shay Mitchell in Nightgown of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Her name is Barbara Fialho….which sounds like Vile Ho…which hits close to home…because every girl I’ve ever slept with has been a vile ho, but unfortunately, none of them looked anything like this…. All this nostalgia is making me want to drink my feelings into numbness…
So they filmed the Victoria’s Secret fashion show in the UK today, and here’s a sneak peak if you actually care. I feel like a total fucking asshole for participating in this, since liking Victoria’s Secret is so fucking suburban and ridiculous… They are an evil empire and this is what they want us to be doing….to promote mall shopping, shitty gifts, for Christmas. Fuck this noise….and here are the boring pics..with no nipples, or Vagina Slips, because every camera is tracked and every picture released is released by them…. DOUTZEN Kroes: Lindsay Ellingson
Miley Cyrus is the spokesperson for some Seamless pantyhose company, which is great news to all the pantyhose fetishists I know exist, because there was a period of time where I was one, not that it ever really became a fetish, but it was the 80s and ripping a hole in the nylons to get access was hot…whether in a mail room of an office setting, or a night club, because every girl wore these things…and they made their legs and asses look amazing I think I lost my pantyhose fetish, when I smelled pantyhose foot, which is a far worst smell, even on a clean girl, not that I’ve ever fucked a clean girl, but I am assuming they smelled some level of cheese that tarnished pantyhose for me for the next 2 decades….it was like “get out of those things and soak your feet before I suck your toes and violate you with my mouth – girl who is too drunk at happy hour after working all day at the bank to know where she is #billcosby… That’s besides the point, the point here is why the fuck isn’t Miley, in her seamless pantyhose, showing off her ass…this is for Terry Richardson. I expect more.
Nicki Minaj loves her ass. I guess it’s made her a lot of money, or maybe it gets her a lot of attention, because she milks it harder than the farmer milks the cow it is big enough to belong to… I mean I can only assume this big ass generation of girls and guys who love those big ass girls…have been sending Nicki Minaj praise over the internet, because every chance she gets, she puts the ass out there… Maybe she was fat growing up and none of the white boys in her white community cuz she’s white and this hip hop thing is an act to sell to white girls…but now she’s embraced it because it is in trend… Or maybe it doesn’t matter because I am all about her exploiting her fat ass, cuz girls with fat asses bring me job, at least when it comes to staring at said asses…I am always up for a good twerk in skimpy shorts video to bring me very very low levels of joy.
