I still don’t know what Rita Ora does…she’s gotta be famous for something more than just fucking Rob Kardasian…or Calvin Harris pre-Taylor Swift….making her potentially the strain of herpes Taylor Swift likely has, but probably not…TayTay has been filling that twat unprotected by dirt bags since day fucking one…she’s addicted to it, and it makes her money, which she’s also addicted to, which gives her power, fame and all that other disgusting stuff all these idiots think they want…..like Rita Ora…who may or may not have money, but who I assume works for free…as she keeps trying and trying to get and I guess it’s working, she’s got a record deal and is on TV, which proves if you fake it til you make it – you’ll probbaly make it…if you fake it…or some shit….I mean that or that big tits get you places – because they do.. The post Rita Ora – Lingerie Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kylie Jenner posing erotic for a magazine like she’s some fucking model is a joke. I realize that Kylie Jenner gets paid to pose for a magazine like she’s some fucking model…and often times it is an insane amount of money to pose like some fucking model…even though she’s a chubby, plastic surgery ridden monster…. I cannot accept her, or really any of these instagram girls posing in duck face, to give the illusion that they are hot, or fuckable, when we live in a world where every girl is fuckable, so long as they have a vagina…and even when they don’t have a vagina…they are fuckable…you just AIM FOR THE ANUS or mouth… It’s like this nonsense, how do they keep a straight face, all being dramatic…like people actually give a fuck to see her like this…and the sick thing is that people actually want to see her like this….or really do anything because they are groupies or retards who buy into marketing. So I guess it’s better when KYLIE does these poses, like she’s some fucking model, than some girl down the street who looks like KYLIE because she watched the make-up tutorial on YOUTUBE with 100,000,000 views on how to get KYLIE JENNER clown face…but not really, because the followers are always more entertaining than the person they are following, like Kim Kardashian is better than this weird clown they pretend the TRANNY is the father of, but we all know that she is KIM’s first attempt at fame for 16 and pregnant, where she didn’t make the cut…and instead of throwing this trash in the dumpster outside PROM….(as if KIM graduated high school)…the mom cultivated her into some money making machine…who she sold off to some 30 year old black guy when she was 15, because she was too busy to take her on herself…. I have no idea what is being promoted for this “fashion shoot”…like she’s some fucking model…but I am sure it’s something, these bitches are always selling something…and they are the worst…..but you’ll still jerk off to them…because you’re weird… Watch this video – it’s fucking freaking me out….what is this thing….this puppet master….take it out back and shoot it… The post Kylie Jenner Photoshoot for Bullshit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I guess Kim Kardashian is at the point of entitled where she feels like her big round porno sex tape making ass has the right to do whatever the fuck she wants…She’s untouchable…except when making sex tapes with black dudes who not only touch her….and have unprotected sex with her…but also pee on her….not that it matters..she’s done a great job making the world forget her sex tape…. Even Though They Can Buy It Here It is all our fucking fault for making her this brand everyone loves and that I don’t understand…but here’s her latest story…cuz her D cup titties and fat ass have given us the opportunity to really get to know her….annoying personality that’s conning us while making millions… So she got on stage with Prince, he kicked her off, cuz she has no right fucking up his show or cheapening it by showing her 5 foot 2 frame being taller than him and if you want to read the funny story about how she refused to dance cuz she thought it would ruin her gut harness that makes her look less fat or maybe cuz her only move is being a public urinal at a Jamaican bobsled training session for the locals..if you know what I mean ….no racist. follow this link ….
I was never into Xena Warrior Princess…Not even when it was on the only channel I could pick up with my TV on a Sunday when hungover with an erection ready to be serviced before I had the internet…maybe it was cuz I wasn’t a virgin, maybe it’s cuz I hate that fantasy warrior shit, maybe it was the shitty production quality that brought me to jerking off to my neighbor’s dirty laundry, maybe it is all Xena’s fault I am the pervert I am….but I know a lot of people were into it…because you have trouble getting laid, and really who needs girls, they just get in the way of your Role Playing War Games…You fucking weirdo…. Turns out that I am into her getting naked on TV in this Spartacus shit…even though she’s huge and I like my bitches dainty, and even when the show is pretty much Xena 2.0…cuz thanks to the internet…there’s tits…and I don’t have to watch the whole thing..and that WORKS FOR ME… Here she is with some bitch named Jamie Murray in some Lesbean shit… Here’s some bitch named Marisa Ramirez with a great ass getting interracial… ANd here’s some uncredited actress flashing tit and bush in an orgy…cuz we all gotta start somewhere!
I sit all day. I don’t really believe in physical activity cuz whenever I try it, I feel like I’m going to die. I figure trying to get off the couch to the bathroom is enough of a fucking challenge for me, that I don’t need to be bothered going to the gym and turning into some frat boy faggot who stands naked with his dudes after a great game of racketball to prove how comfortable and confident he is with his dick, refusing to be the firt to put his pants on, cuz that would mean he was intimidated by the other dude, …not to mention all the bitches in spandex who would probably end up luring me into the lockerroom to watch them shower in what I thought was inviting looks, but was really looks of disgust that I misinterpreted….it is all way to complicated…so I just watch videos of people working out, ideally bitches, ideally stretching, cuz shit is porno and good for you…
I don’t watch TV. Especially not some sitcom bullshit with Dougie Howser pretending to be a womanizer, when really I know the only womanizing he does is when he’s wearing ladies underwear as his houseboys rape his asshole while playing “Naughty Housewife”…celebrities are so weird… I am not part of the Katy Perry fan club, even though I give her more attention than she deserves, even though she shows off her tits, strategically to distract from her lack of anything else endearing… So here is her guest appearance on the show, that aired last night, but was being promoted hard over a week ago that I didn’t bother with, cuz I still don’t give a fuck that it happened and I’m just posting it to buy time… and because sometimes showing off big cleavage is enough…Here are some pics….
The backyard-shed-as-home-office idea is catching on in North America, but it is nothing compared to what is going on in the UK. There, they are being promoted as turnkey solutions that reduce commuting, save money for companies, and are being offered as fully outfitted workspaces, the cubicle of the 21st century. A new entry is from podSPACE ; Alex at Shedworking writes that “the pod comes with data/phone points… Read the full story on TreeHugger
Filed under: You Might Want to Rethink A hair care launch party where Lady Gaga and Adam Lambert were supposedly performing next month has just been canceled … not surprising since reps for both artists told TMZ it was all a sham.The concert was being promoted by guy a in Martinsburg, … Permalink
