Anna Kournikova posted her boyfriend of a long time, Enrique’s favorite position… A little demonstration of how he’s normally the one on all fours…while her cold, mean, souless, but into the money Russian Tennis player who never was plows his love song singing, passionate latino rich kid ass… And she’s showing some panties, all while still being kinda hot, and reminding me that her bikini pics were the first post on this site to go viral back in 2005…so thanks Anna Kournikova for this horrible existence I’ve felt obligated to update for 4-5 people the last 10 fucking years… The post Anna Kournikova Yoga Pose of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Anna Kournikova posted her boyfriend of a long time, Enrique’s favorite position… A little demonstration of how he’s normally the one on all fours…while her cold, mean, souless, but into the money Russian Tennis player who never was plows his love song singing, passionate latino rich kid ass… And she’s showing some panties, all while still being kinda hot, and reminding me that her bikini pics were the first post on this site to go viral back in 2005…so thanks Anna Kournikova for this horrible existence I’ve felt obligated to update for 4-5 people the last 10 fucking years… The post Anna Kournikova Yoga Pose of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Candice Swanepoel’s nipples were hard. She’s an immigrant lingerie model from South Africa…with a pussy full of blood diamonds…who we’ve seen naked before…making hard nipples hardly a story… But I’m old and from a generation where hard nipples weren’t an everyday thing, and when they happened, you’d get excited enough to jerk off to the memory of the hard nipples you saw…it was that easy… So this is for those over 35 year olds…while the under 30s aren’t on the internet, they’re too busy snapchatting..and posting instagram pics. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Candice Swanepoel’s Solid Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I wonder if the most pathetic thing about my existence is that I peaked in 2008 when I fondled Lady Gaga’s fishnet wearing ass…right before she became super fucking famous…despite being ugly, lame, and a lie…without her knowledge or consent…but randomly like the predator I am….even though I loved every second of it…. But I am pretty sure sure there is far more pathetic about me…including, but not limited, to me posting her bikini pics from facebook…. The post Lady Gaga’s Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
The biggest news of the day is Kardashian oriented….the first was the worst…that Kim Kardashian is breeding yet again, because that’s what pigs do…they just keep reproducing…even though we all know she’s too self involved to ever really be a parent and we all hope that she was infertile from all the dirty unprotected sex with black men that we assume lead to countless abortions over the years…provided she’s not actually a tranny…because she looks like a tranny…far more like a tranny than her stepfather CAITLYN JENNER …who is the other big story, because he’s got great tits at 60 and looks like Katie Holmes… Which leads us to his daughter, who I assume is handling the transition of her father, who she probably barely knows, thanks to living a self involved life across the board, these vapid LA pieces of shit…who just staff up to deal with their kids…. She’s 17, she’s been rumored to have had surgery already, it’s a family activitiy apparently, and she’s banging a 25 year old rapper who has a kid with some hooker… More importantly….she’s being packaged as the next Kim, like every brand has a replacement to their bread winners…and I guess her bikini pics are her own cry for attention…while everyone else in the fucking family is crying for attention….but I don’t find any of this nearly as erotic and her dad’s tits…and I’m not even into Tranny porn, I’m just glad the Kardashians have some substance…and by substance I mean a chick in the family that looks like a chick…even if it has a cock… Go See CAITLYN JENNER ….it’s more interesting than Kim Kardashian being pregnant with Kanye’s Second Kid that we Can Hppe Ends in Miscarriage… The post Kylie Jenner Bikini Pics of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
The biggest news of the day is Kardashian oriented….the first was the worst…that Kim Kardashian is breeding yet again, because that’s what pigs do…they just keep reproducing…even though we all know she’s too self involved to ever really be a parent and we all hope that she was infertile from all the dirty unprotected sex with black men that we assume lead to countless abortions over the years…provided she’s not actually a tranny…because she looks like a tranny…far more like a tranny than her stepfather CAITLYN JENNER …who is the other big story, because he’s got great tits at 60 and looks like Katie Holmes… Which leads us to his daughter, who I assume is handling the transition of her father, who she probably barely knows, thanks to living a self involved life across the board, these vapid LA pieces of shit…who just staff up to deal with their kids…. She’s 17, she’s been rumored to have had surgery already, it’s a family activitiy apparently, and she’s banging a 25 year old rapper who has a kid with some hooker… More importantly….she’s being packaged as the next Kim, like every brand has a replacement to their bread winners…and I guess her bikini pics are her own cry for attention…while everyone else in the fucking family is crying for attention….but I don’t find any of this nearly as erotic and her dad’s tits…and I’m not even into Tranny porn, I’m just glad the Kardashians have some substance…and by substance I mean a chick in the family that looks like a chick…even if it has a cock… Go See CAITLYN JENNER ….it’s more interesting than Kim Kardashian being pregnant with Kanye’s Second Kid that we Can Hppe Ends in Miscarriage… The post Kylie Jenner Bikini Pics of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Leven Rambin’s big claim to fame was that she played twins on a Soap Opera a few years ago, I guess as a teen, since she’s apparently only 24 years old… Playing the teen set of twins on a Soap Opera means an obscene amount of weirdo, unemployed, obese, on disability, freaks in basements who watch Soap Operas have jerekd off to her…weridos like you…and I guess that makes her worth looking at in a bikini… The post Leven Rambin Bikini Pics of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
So the punk band Dead Kennedy’s had a concert and this girl decided to let some dude eat her out on stage while the band performed…If you consider the Dead Kennedy’s the Dead Kennedys without Jello Biafra…. Despite hating large gatherings of people, I’ve been to punk shows, I used to go to a lot of punk shows, I am sure I’ve seen so much fucking worst than this, but it was pre internet, I was on drugs and drunk, so I don’t remember…same thing goes for raves, I have been to raves, and saw equally ridiculous shit….and music festivals…people get fucked up and take advantage of the audience to be wild and crazy and get caught up in the moment…but I guess I’m old as fuck, don’t leave my house, and it was pre-internet…and didn’t go viral on reddit…but it does now…thank god for that… I guess this couple was too drunk to fuck….
Danica McKellar was one of those girls who kinda threw me off when I was younger. She was the Topanga before Topanga…who was positioned as a love interest in a show that was influential on teen boys everywhere…and in both cases I was like they’re not all that, maybe I’m a homo, but then there would be secondary characters on both Savage Brother shows and I’d be like, nope, I’m not a homo, I just have actual taste while all these other dudes just eat what they are fed with no fucking thought put into it…even at a young age, I knew when a bitch was overrated…over celebrated…and I guess now that she’s 40 and in a bikini…you can see what I always saw in Winnie Coooper, whether she’s a math genius or not, that face isn’t anything great…and I guess her career, even with all that hype may prove that…but ya know..I always like bikini pics…even when they are 20 years too late.
Charisma Carpenter – Bound (2015) by boxcar_racer27 Divorcee and menopausal Charisma Carpenter who you probably don’t know or remember…unless you’re a virgin loser who used to watch Buffy the Vampire Slayer in the 90s, and considering this is a blog, I would assume that you are…since the young and modern just use VINE and Snapchat….add me DrunkenStepdad…. I guess she’s taken her Playboy fake tits to some show or movie…and that probably excites both her and her fan base…because it allows her to feel as alive as she did back when she got naked for the masses for the first time after Buffy was over…but that doesn’t mean her old as fuck vagina is alive….it just means it’s there and willing to be seen…but this is more about the tits…which will work for you…if you have enough money…