The second I saw these pictures of Elle Evans at the beach, I knew I knew this perfect booty from somewhere, I just couldn’t remember where. But it turns out the smoking hot model/actress was in the “Blurred Lines” video with Emily Ratajkowski , which explains why I don’t remember her, considering my mind pretty much shuts down anytime we see Emily topless . But if you ask me, I think Elle has what it takes to become just as big as her co-star. All she needed was a little Tuna Bump. Enjoy. » view all 17 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews
I love when “The Tits from Blurred Lines Video” releases a half naked pictures of herself for a few hours on her instagram….probably when the people at instagram are off work, so that her account doesn’t get deleted like she was a pornographer, because she is a pornographer, just strategic in her pornography, giving it to her fans in little packets, making you feel like you need to follow her so you don’t miss anything…. But the truth is, she blocked me years ago, and I still live the same life I lived back when I did follow her, since these girls don’t fucking matter, even if they think they do. The post The Tits from Blurred Lines Video in a “Deleted” Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Like the rest of you, I get distracted by Emily Ratajkowski’s tits…even if I normally refer to her as “The Tits from the Blurred Lines Video”…and in getting distracted by her tits…that I am 98% sure are fake…because I saw a video of her in a car and the entire tit shook like it was one cohesive unit, rather than the jiggle of natural fat cells like natural tits…but still fantastic tits regardless of how much they cost… I like calling her out as a talentless set of tits, because she is a talentless set of tits, and I am amazed she’s been able to take her instagram modeling so mainstream, like into movies….all because the film industry is scrambling and the sites picked up on her and they just assumed that this is what we want… But sometimes, I get side tracked and think – “she is actually really not that bad to look at, that body alone is amazing”…you know…despite being aware of the lie that is her…I still get hazy and unclear… But to solve that issue and to see clairity for what it is, I’ve cropped her face at events just to show how clown-like, cartoony, definitely filled it is… Because without her tits, when she’s just a floating head…she’s really average at best, if not even weird looking..but I’d still let her sit on my face, and not in hopes of tasting Ben Affleck residue, but beccase she’s hot enough for me – even if overrated in the grand scene of things…but then again, I’ve had sex with rotting meats maybe hot enough for me – means nothing. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS INCLUDING HER BODY CLICK HERE The post Emily Ratajkowski’s Greasy Clown Face of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
These celebrities are proud parents – for the first, second, third or maybe even more times – following the births of their babies in 2015. 1. Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds are parents for the first time! Their inaugural bundle of joy arrived in early January. 2. Kate Middleton and Prince William Kate Middleton and Prince William welcomed royal baby princess Charlotte on May 2! (Somehow Kate looks like this having given birth that day.) 3. Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel welcomed their first child, a boy named Silas, in April 2015! 4. Paulina Gretzky and Dustin Johnson Paulina Gretzky and Dustin Johnson welcomed their first child together in January 2015. Congratulations to the engaged couple! 5. Catelynn Lowell and Tyler Baltierra Catelynn Lowell and Tyler Baltierra welcomed their second child on New Year’s Day 2015. They’re keeping this one, a daughter Nova Reign. 6. Carrie Underwood Carrie Underwood had a major reason to smile in February of 2015: she gave birth to her first child! It was a boy named Isaiah. View Slideshow
It wasn’t all that long ago that Robin Thicke was a hot commodity, adored by both fans and his doting wife, Paula Patton. But oh, what a difference two years can make. These days, Thicke and Patton are divorced , despite his many public, embarrassing efforts to win her back. (There’s only so much philandering a girl can take.) Add to that the fact that Thicke has lost millions after being sued by the family of Marvin Gaye for ripping off his one hit (“Blurred Lines”) from the late soul legend, and it’s hard to think of another star who’s fallen so far, so fast. But at the end of the day, Thicke is still rich (His dad is famed television actor Alan Thicke.) and still famous (for better or worse), which means there are still attractive young women who want to sleep with him, and the 38-year old dad apparently wants the whole world to know it. Page Six reports that Robin and his 20-year-old girlfriend, April Love Geary , nearly had an angry mob on their hands when their in-flight PDA session prevented other passengers from boarding on a recent flight. “He was standing in the aisle as people boarded, leaning over to make out with her,” one witness complained. “He was blocking the way. She was giggling. It was obnoxious. He was just like, ‘Oh, sorry.’ He knew he was being disruptive.” Wow. It’s annoying enough when you’re stuck behind someone who’s trying to cram a bag they obviously should’ve checked into the overhead bin. Can you imagine being held up by a douchey celeb because he wants the world to see him makeout with his barely-legal girlfriend? We’re guessing the only reason Robin is still with is that all of the people he pissed off had just been screened for weapons. View Slideshow: Robin Thicke Being Kind of Shady
For at least the next 24 hours, some Class A drugs like ecstasy and crystal meth are legal in Ireland because of an accidental loophole in the country’s drug laws.
Paula Patton Testifies For Robin Thicke Paula and Robin will reunite once again — this time to team up against Marvin Gaye’s estate and their claims that Robin stole elements from “Got To Give It Up” for his smash hit “Blurred Lines.” Via MailOnline : Paula Patton has been called by her estranged husband Robin Thicke to testify in the Blurred Lines copyright infringement case lodged against him by the family of Marvin Gaye. Thicke, 37, was sued in 2013 by Gaye’s family for allegedly stealing from the Gaye song “Got To Give It Up” for the 2013 hit “Blurred Lines” that was co-created by Thicke and Pharrell Williams. Patton, 39, was listed as a witness in the federal case headed to trial, according to a report on Wednesday by TMZ. The couple split in February 2014 after nine years of marriage. They co-parent their four-year-old son Julian. The lawsuit also contained allegations that Thicke’s hit song “Love After War” improperly used Gaye’s song “After The Dance.” Patton was expected to testify about “Love After War” as she appeared in the music video with Thicke and allegedly co-wrote the song with him. A U.S. federal judge in October denied a motion by Thicke and Williams to reject the copyright infringement claims. U.S. District Judge John A. Kronstadt found there was a a good argument about whether signature phrases, hooks, bass lines, keyboard chords and vocal melodies in “Blurred Lines” and “Got To Give It Up” were the same. A trial was scheduled to start on February 10 in Los Angeles. Robin lost his lady and might be about to lose a lot of cash as well…
