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Lou Dobbs Deported
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It was released (albeit accidentally) and it drifted over the border into China. added by: JeremyGoode 0 responses
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China traces nerve gas back to North Korea
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Filed under: Wacky & Weird , Food Glorious Food Nobody can resist thinking outside the bun — even on Labor Day weekend — because yesterday in L.A., Diana Ross made a run for the border. See Also Suze Orman Loves the Taco Taco Bell Just Got Cheaper …
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Ciudad Juarez is a major Mexican city on the border with the United States, 1 and a half million inhabitants and a strong economic integration with neighbour El Paso, Texas. But unfortunately the city is known for his appalling crime rate that has made it the most violent city in the world.The Mexican president has sent 10,000 soldiers of the army to maintain order, but so far the results seem poor.
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The World’s most violent city
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Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Greene look like they’re both putting their recent nude photo scandals behind them as the pair shopped till they drop in Canada. When she’s not shopping, Ashley is in Vancouver while filming the latest installment of the Twilight vampire series Eclipse and the High School Musical star is working on The Beastly , a modern day retelling of Beauty and the Beast . Oh, and she’s also keeping an eye on hunky boyfriend Zac Efron who’s also filming The Death and Life of Charlie St.
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Vanessa And Ashley Shop Till They Drop
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U.S. refineries bought millions of dollars worth of oil stolen from Mexican government pipelines and smuggled across the border, the U.S. Justice Department told The Associated Press – illegal operations now led by Mexican drug cartels expanding their reach.
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Feds bust Mexico-U.S. oil smuggling scheme
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We get it Eva, you’re insecure about being a Mexican because other Americans look down on your border jumpin’ strategy to get into the country, where you are forced to work illegally, hoping to never get caught and deported, but that doesn’t mean you have to overcompensate and dress like the fuckin’ flag. It’s like that time I overcompensated for being a mexican immigrant by trying to get a job and showing the world we’re not lazy, before realizing that was a stupid idea, so I got fired and was forced to live off my wife.

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Eva Longoria’s is American of the Day
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It’s no secret that Kate Beckinsale is by far the hottest MILF in Hollywood, so just the thought of her in a full spandex body suit gets my blood rushing south of the border, but what is a secret is that she and I have been having a purely sexual relationship for years now. Obviously that last part is completely untrue, I alone am having a sexual relationship with Kate, she is completely unaware of it

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Kate Beckinsale Is Still The Hottest MILF
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The shocking double murder of Byrd and Melanie Billings, foster parents to a large number of special needs kids, grows even more disturbing with the announcement that a total of 7 people have been arrested for the… read more
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7 Arrested in the Double Murder of Byrd and Melanie Billings
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