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Britney Spears SHOCKS Fans With How Quickly Her Sons Are Growing Up

The entire world loves photos of Britney Spears. Not bizarrely edited paparazzi photos , but happy, consenting snaps from her life. Now, Britney’s sharing pics of her trip to Disneyland with her two sons. And fans are losing their entire minds about how quickly these boys are growing up. Take a look: “Great time at Disneyland today,” Britney gushed in a captions alongside a series of sweet family snaps. “But,” she confessed. “I don’t remember ever getting that wet on splash mountain.” Britney exclaimed: “!!! Geeez.” Seeing Britney’s sons — and how much they have grown — really drove home for a lot of fans and followers how long it’s been since they saw them. But Britney has a very good explanation for that. “Anyhow my boys are older now,” Britney acknowledged. “So they don’t like their picture taken ever…” We can all remember reaching an age where we suddenly became camera-shy. Some of us never left it. “So,” she continued. “I was thrilled today when they said SURE !!!!!” “Such a great place !!!!!” Britney gushed about Disneyland. Any place where the Britney Spears can go with her sons and have a good time despite her fame and recognizability deserves at least a little praise. What’s nuts about the photos that Britney shared is that it’s a great reminder of how quickly kids grow up. Sean Preston is 13. Jayden James is 12. It’s one thing to know, intellectually, that Britney’s sons are growing up. It’s another thing altogether to see Sean overtaking his mother in height. Both boys are hitting that age where they’re about to shoot up in height. For comparison, here’s a photo of Britney and her boys just a little over a year ago. Their father, Kevin Federline, is 6 feet tall. (See, who says he didn’t bring anything to the table when it comes to the kids — he has height) It’s probably a solid bet that both Sean and Jayden will end up at least that tall, if not taller. Already, they’re changing before our very eyes. Whether it’s a month or six months or a year before they give Britney the go-ahead to share another snap, they’ll both certainly look different. Our favorite thing about these photos isn’t actually Sean or Jayden, precious though they both are. We are always gushing about Britney’s dedication to being a first-rate mom, and this is a great example. So many parents treat their children as objects with no agency of their own. In contrast, Britney cares about consent. If her boys don’t want their photos taken, they aren’t taken. It’s no surprise — because Britney’s more than just a supermom. She knows, maybe better than anyone else on Earth, exactly what a hell it is to go through life with her photo constantly taken without permission. Britney has faced a lot of drama this year. Some of it was rumors stirred up by people claiming to have insider knowledge about her life. Some of it was stirred up by family. Some of it was stirred up by fans. We — who are Britney stans first and people second — are so grateful that she can leave that mess behind at times and spend time on what’s important. View Slideshow: Britney Spears Fans Accuse Her Team of Orchestrating Cover-Up, Faking Pics & Videos

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Once Upon a Time in Hollywood TIts of the Day

The most hyped up movie of the year that I am sure all of you are excited about…in part because you love Tarantino movies…you love Manson and his sex cult and don’t think he deserved the jail time because he planted the idea in people’s heads but wasn’t actually the one committing the crimes….but more importantly you love Leo and Brad Pitt…so dreamy…but your homosexuality is closeted so instead you fixate on Margot Robbie’s terrible Acting / American Accent / Pregnant tits….all dead…. Here are the people at the premiere…. MAYA HAWKE CUZ HER MOM IS UMA THURMAN WHO TARANTINO CREEPED ON BY PUTTING HER IN ALL HIS MOVIES… VANESSA HUDGENS WHO I THINK IS PREGNANT WITH ELVIS’ BABY….BASED ON HER FAT UTERUS IN RECENT PICS….BUT NOT TOO PREGNANT FOR PREMIERES… SYDNEY SWEENEY AND HER MONSTER TITS FROM EUPHORIA IN A DRESS… SOFIA VERGARA NOT TOO OLD TO MAKE AN APPEARANCE…. MARGOT ROBBIE WHO DIES IN THE MOVIE THE WAY WE WANT HER OVERRATED ASS….TO BE… ADRIANA LIMA IS OLD AS SHIT… MARGARET QUALLEY BRITNEY SPEARS …A TIMELESS GODDESS JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Once Upon a Time in Hollywood TIts of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Britney Spears Beach Body of the Day

How about some Britney Spears beach body, on the beach, living the best life she can in her prison that was created by her family…they wanted to maintain control on her so that she’d keep on earning for them….you can’t take a lottery ticket out back and let it drown in self-hatred and cheetos dust…you gotta medicate them and make them the zombie robot that shows up and gets paid….it just makes financial sense. Anyway….I guess they let her have off days, after locking her in rehab days, where she can do that whole beach thing for the paparazzi and pretend she’s fucking normal…when she’s not normal…she’s Britney motherfuckers…an entity of her own, kidnapped in plain sight, still out there fighting the good fight as a passive abused scared person who just wants to keep earning for the family…you see Jamie Lynn’s got babies to pay for and money doesn’t grow on their Bayou trees…it takes song and dance motherfuckers…song and motherfucking dance. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Britney Spears Beach Body of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Midriffs, Lowriders and Rap, Oh My: Here’s What Beyonce Was Doing In 2001

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Source: Getty / Getty The Beyhive damn near fainted earlier this week when it was announced that Beyonce ‘s first ever film, Carmen: A Hip Hopera , is heading to Netflix on Saturday, June 1st. It’s hard to believe that the Robert Townsend directed flick came out on MTV almost 20 years ago! Sharing this gem in honor of Carmen: A Hip Hopera coming to @netflix !! @Robert_Townsend talking about @Beyonce ’s audition is everything! pic.twitter.com/AkkH3bJihz — Shondaland (@byshondaland) May 30, 2019 And it was the first time we got to see 19-year old Bey show her acting chops and spit a couple of bars. Hella tours, hella hits, one marriage, and three children later, Beyonce is still snatching our edges with every move she makes.  In 2019, she’s revered as one of the greatest performers to ever grace the stage. But in 2001, she was just a teen branching off from her from her budding music career in order to find her voice. And that, she did. Source: Getty / Getty 2001 was a pivotal year in lots of ways for many people. The devastating September 11th terrorist attacks took place in New York City, changing the face of America as we knew it. That same year, the first Ipod was released, and Wikipedia made its online debut. Bill Clinton was leaving office, Hillary Clinton was sworn into senate, while Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake rocked their infamous Denim on Denim couple’s look to the American Music Awards. But besides starring in Carmen, here’s what the Bootylicious Queen Bey was doing in 2001.

Midriffs, Lowriders and Rap, Oh My: Here’s What Beyonce Was Doing In 2001

Crazy Britney Doing Things with her Mouth that You Want her to Do to Your Dick of the Day

https://drunkenstepfather.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/B-SpEARS_1.mp4 Abducted in plain sight, Britney Spears is doing things with her mouth after some Therapy session cuz they have her convinced that she’s crazy and the whole thing is highly fucking erotic to us Britney Spears fan who have never given up our perversion for her…cuz we are consistent losers… What better way to end the week of some of the most amazing content on the internet – than with this hotness… RIGHT. The post Crazy Britney Doing Things with her Mouth that You Want her to Do to Your Dick of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Britney Spears Slutty of the Day

Britney Spears trying to prove she is in control of her own life..through slutty instagram content that I am going to assume was shot months ago as filler content for when they have her locked in a cage in a padded room – decompressing or being brain washed and hyped into doing another world tour or Vegas residency for her family to take all the money from…. She’s a white trash, sold by her parents to the farmer down the street when she was 14, only the farmer down the street happened to be the entertainment industry…. She’s been publicly abducted in plain site for the last decade or so – thanks to the K-Fed head shaving experience, so bitch can’t make any decisions on her own…everything runs through her dad…and the public just stood by and watched and danced along to Hit Me Baby One More Time….despite the cries for help… But now she’s back, or pretending to be back with slutty content and since she’s still fucking hot, I have a thing for the imprisoned types….it just makes her that much better. Britney Forever! JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Britney Spears Slutty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Britney Spears Got Them Titties On of the Day

Britney Spears may not have her freedom….and she may have been publicly imprisoned by her family, when they took legal ownership of her, making it impossible for her to do anything for herself, including but not limited to wiping her own ass….as she was put to work, like some kind of slave in a human trafficking ring, sold by her family to the public, through tours and shows, doing the Hit me Baby One More Time, 25 years after it first came out, to really squeeze every penny out of it…..while all the Britney fans stood by and watched….like the passive idiots we are…why get involved, bitch still sings and dances like the monkey she is….and she’s better off than when she was shaving her damn head while getting knocked up by K-Fed mooching off her in ways the family didn’t like cuz it was biting into their mooching profits…. BUT Britney Spears does have some titties! TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Britney Spears Got Them Titties On of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Britney Spears Still Alive and Slutty of the Day

Britney Spears is still alive….her family hasn’t killed her yet, but they have killed her soul as they’ve held her captive all these years….medicated and confused…trying to keep her alive and going as long as humanly possible so that they gravy train keeps dripping down their inner thigh…paying out the way it should…abducted in plain site or some shit…that is finally now being questioned by the Social Justice Warriors of the internet who didn’t bother noticing that she was abducted all these years cuz they were too busy taking selfies or accusing some dude of rape or whatever the trending issue of the time was… I am a big fan of Britney, and I am no convinced she posted this, it’s some archive footage I’m sure…. She’s too busy locked in a cage being conditioned and groomed to perform again for the the sake of the family man….not for the sake of Britney….poor rich as fuck thing in her 40s still treated like a 10 year old…these Southern Stage Parents are Next Level….. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Britney Spears Still Alive and Slutty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Archie Harrison Mountbatten-Windsor: What Does His Birth Certificate Reveal?

A-Ha! One mahor Royal Mystery has officially been solved. Almost two weeks removed from Meghan Markle and Prince Harry welcoming their first child into the world, Kensington Palace has made Archie Harrison Mountbatten-Windsor’s birth certificate available to the public. Yes,  Archie Harrison Mountbatten-Windsor . We may still need a little while to get used to that name. Regardless, however, the document that confirms he actually exists does list a couple of interesting tidbits on it. For starters, the little one was born at the private Portland Hospital in Westminster. The whereabouts of just where Meghan and Harry went for this blessed event was kept under wraps until now, with some outlets writing that Markle was even considering going WAY against Royal Tradition and going with a home birth. But she thought better of it in the end. As for what else the certificate tells us? One interesting note is that this paper lists Meghan’s official job title as “Princess of the United Kingdom.” (Harry’s is listed as “Prince of the United Kingdom.”) A former star on the USA Network legal drama Suits, Markle worked as an actress for many years. However, she was forced to give this line of work up when she fell in love with a Royal. Her official title is Duchess of Sussex, but now we know that her occupation is apparently that of “princess,” whatever that entails exactly. As also mentioned on this certificate, Archie Harrison was born on May 6 at 5:26 a.m., weighing 7 lbs. 3 oz. He is seventh in the line to the British throne, but his parents are determined to give him a normal childhood. As normal as possible under their circumstances, that is. Along those lines, however, they’ve moved away from Kensington Palace in favor of a home in the country, Frogmore Cottage; and they’ve opted not to give Archie a royal title . Naturally, and sadly, Markle has been criticized already for these decisions. Some Brits will simply hate her forever. But at least Harry loves his wife very much, along with the child they’ve created together through sexual intercourse. “As every father and parent would ever say, your baby is absolutely amazing, but this little thing is absolutely to die for, so I’m just over the moon,” the Prince said in his first remarks about Archie. “He has the sweetest temperament. He’s really calm,” Meghan later added. Meghan and Harry got married in St George’s Chapel at Windsor Castle in May of 2018. They announced that they were expecting their first child five months after their nuptials. For an extended look at the precious little boy… here you go! View Slideshow: Meghan Markle and Prince Harry: Royal Baby Photos are HERE!

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Ashley Martson Blasts Jay Smith for Phony Mother’s Day Tribute: You’re Fake!

We've made our predictions for what will be revealed on the 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After? Season 4 Tell All special . That special has already been filmed, however, on Mother's Day weekend. Fans were surprised — some were even shocked — when Jay Smith posted a genuinely sweet tribute to his ex, Ashley Martson. Remember, she's the mother of two children. Now, Ashley tells In Touch Weekly that she doesn't really take Jay's post at face value. If he'd really meant it, she says, he would have done things differently. … 1. Things are tense Ashley and Jay are over, and it looks like Ashley would prefer that Jay keep her name out of his mouth — and off of his social media — for the time being. 2. On Sunday, Jay shocked fans by singing Ashley’s praises “You are a kind, generous and loving human being,” Jay’s surprising Mother’s Day tribute began. 3. Then he dialed things up a notch. Jay went on to call Ashley “a strong woman, and one that I am lucky to know and proud to love.” Notice that he said love, in the present tense. 4. It was all very sweet “Happy Mother’s Day, @ashleye_90,” he concluded the now-deleted Instagram post. 5. It looked like a charming olive branch A few weeks ago, Jay sounded a lot more defensive, insisting that he was not a “little boy” who would knock up a mistress, and suggesting that at least some of the reports of his cheating were blown out of proportion. 6. So was he trying to make nice? No. Well, maybe. If he really wanted to make peace with Ashley, he did it in the wrong way. View Slideshow

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