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Arianny Celeste Cooking Breakfast Video of the Day

Arianny Celeste posted this video of her cooking in her underewear, because that’s what whores do for breakfast, the get into their underwear and dance and cool like an idiot, to try to distract from the fact that they are in their underwear, because they know that no one would pay attention to them if they weren’t in their underwear, but they don’t want to seem shameless, so they try to offer VALUE…and meaning to their content…like making eggs…. Her whole career has been an interesting, but barely interesting polarization of a whore, who got to work in the UFC which is a huge brand, and now she’s scrambling in her 30s to figure out what’s next…. How can she be a Sara Underwood, or a Brooke Burke, or a Pam Anderson…to take her fake tits and fit enough body, along with her newly jacked up to the next level…what brands will sponsor her, what dudes will care to still follower, it’s always hard being a cheesy played out bitch….I would know….. The post Arianny Celeste Cooking Breakfast Video of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Brooke Burke Topless of the DAy

WILD ON!….with her top off…and I don’t even really know if this is considered topless, I mean sure she’s got no top on, but her tits are such ridiculous bolt ons, that besides the nipples, which I assume she was born with, we are essentially dealing with some man-made bullshit….that is like wearing a top – but on the inside of her skin…because big tits lead to opportunities…especially for Brooke Burke because without the tits, there would be no Wild On, her claim to fame that brought her to Dancing with the Stars and her huge instagram following where she speaks to moms like she’s Paltrow…because this girl BREEDS… She’s 45 and still doing it. Whatever it is, which seems to be paparazzi pandering for tabloid coverage because at this stage in the game- who gives a fuck….from her being topless as the person being topless..they are just tis.. to her being topless for us as the spectator…she’s old, she’s tired, they are just tits that aren’t even her tits…whatever…across the board. The post Brooke Burke Topless of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hot Mexican Traffic Cops of the Day

Viva Mexico….the greatest country in the world despite the terrible marketing they get in America, where there people not only give you whites great gardens, great tacos, great cheap labor….and great drugs that they smuggle in…because you know it’s all Mexicos fault…not to mention great Volkswagens, great other cares made in Mexico…and great tits like Salma Hayek…. I’m half Mexican and fucking love all things Mexico…except maybe the cartels, the decapitations etc….but the music, the culture, that Mariachi, the fucking food, the beaches, the women…and the parking traffic enforcers…are fucking perfect… Viva fucking Mexico…you Sombrero burrito eating white fucks… The post Hot Mexican Traffic Cops of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Brooke Burke Bikini of the Day

Brooke Burke Chavet has gone from bikini wearing host of Wild On…to fitness mom with a lifestyle brand other moms who I guess used to watch Wild On, back when they were party sluts, with dreams of being the next Tara Reid, on some perpetual spring break, before turning 25, getting knocked up and fat, with memories of all the gang bangs that happened, before they traded in the bikini for the suburban home…and apparently they go to Brooke Burke, the hustler who turned being a cheesy raging party slut with fake tits and a hot body, into a lifestyle brand thanks to the tabloids, dancing with the stars, and what some would call bottom feeding, but what her bank account calls genius… And now she’s old…and in a bikini… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Brooke Burke Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Hudson, Brooke Burke, and Jaimie Alexander Use Their Cleavage for a Good Cause

Having celebrities care about a cause is a great way for said cause to get attention. I have always wondered how to people at these charity events focus on anything other than the sexy celebrities walking around, though. I can barely focus on anything, and I’m just looking at pictures of Kate Hudson, Brooke Burke, and Jaimie Alexander. … read more Continue reading

Demi Lovato is Exploding for Christmas of the Day

Demi Lovato is another one of these chubby popstars who realizes that pulling the fat card, or the loving their body card, means that they can eat whatever the fuck they want, and wear as little clothing as they want, because they are so secure in themselves giving this image to kids that it’s ok to have whatever body you want – even if it causes diabetes…because fuck society and their bullshit rulebook and pressure they put on you… Now just buy my records, my lipstick, my perfume..all my products to join the Demi Lovato experience as I milk the fuck out of you idiots…because I crave the calories… All these hippo-crites…that’s what I call the fatty feminsit movements… Funny, the pic she posted…is really fucking revealing…because she knows it is disgusting.. She reminds me of too much Egg Nog…TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE If you’re into played out chicks in Christmas themed outfits because they are probably catholic, here’s Brooke Burke, who unlike Demi Lovato has a banging body, as that is her only goto mechanism and/or talent…she’s the tits from Wild On…and that’s about it…I mean…not too much there…but a great fucking body…and this chick has had a dozen fucking kids…amazing..but that face tells a different story… TO SEE THE RESt OF THOSE PICS CLICK HERE The post Demi Lovato is Exploding for Christmas of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Brooke Burke and her Daughter of the Day

I talk shit on every celebrity and model, it is what I do to get accepted into their bullshit, vapid, suck up community…because apparently everyone loves when people shit talk them, especially Emily Ratajkowski…and other insecure cunts who know they don’t deserve the fame they’ve got… That said, Brooke Burke is one of those non-celebrities, that I’ve actually got hate mail because of something I wrote on her…I’ve had my site hacked cuz of her…and I was so confused because she’s Brooke Burke, a bikini, possibly playboy bootleg Carmen Electra looking trash who is only known for being the fit bust tiny thing that was popular in the late 90s…she hosted a TV show where she traveled the world in a bikini going to lame parties.. yet people fucking care… I guess like the den mother, she’s called the paparazzi, to show her daughter how it works…I’ve seen this happen in strip clubs and whore houses, where mom wants daughter to achieve greatness…and never to young to learn how it works..and if it involves mom/daughter in bikinis, especially when mom is a bit of a slut, good things happen… I think the daughter is 15, so don’t look at her…just think of what is to come in 3 years when she’s figured out the system and leveraging her mom’s contacts, without having to put out like her mom did, to be a better bikini model than her mom every was, because her mom laid down the groudwork for her to be the best… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Brooke Burke and her Daughter of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ashley Rickards Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Straight from 1992…here’s Ashley Rickards she’s from a show called Awkward…and since I know nothing about her, all that is awkward about this picture is the boner I hope it gives you on public transit or wherever you are staring at this picture…not that I want or hope for you to ever have any kind of boner, awkward or not…and the fact that I wrote that I hope it gives you an Awkward boner could be interpreted in that I hope you have a boner, like I want you to have a boner…and I don’t…I’m not gay or anything… That said, here’s her round young ass that is from Awkward that I hope leads to Awkward…due to public boners…no homo. The post Ashley Rickards Ass in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Brooke Burke Bike Ride of the DAy

My favorite thing about girls riding bikes on a hot summer day, whether they are 300 year old moms of 20, who in the 90s traveled the world going to all kinds of stupid, cheesy, spring break type parties, only to do Playboy and end up winning dancing with the stars…. Is sniffing the seat when they lock up to go into the store… My least favorite thing about girls riding bikes on a hot summer day…is getting caught sniffing their seats when they go into the store… To see more Brooke Burke and a Bike CLICK HERE The post Brooke Burke Bike Ride of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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27 Celebrity MILFs Who Make Parenting SO HOT!

Ready for the ultimate list of 27 hottest celeb MILFs? If you're reading this, then obviously yes, you are ready and then some. Scroll through the hottest moms in Hollywood right here and now and tell us who you'd most love to … buy flowers for today! 1. Mila Kunis Mila Kunis is the mother to a girl named Wyatt. We’re so jealous Ashton Kutcher gets to sleep with her. 2. Kourtney Kardashian Now that’s an attractive family! Kim’s big sis Kourtney often flaunts her figure in teeny weeny bikinis. 3. Brooke Burke A 42-year-old mother of four, Brooke Burke still looks like this. Jealous?! 4. Sofia Vergara This bombshell calls herself mom to a 20-year-old son. 5. Christie Brinkley The supermodel and mother of four is 60 … going on about 30? Talk about ageless! 6. Beyonce Is it possible that Blue Ivy’s mom gets sexier by the day? View Slideshow

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27 Celebrity MILFs Who Make Parenting SO HOT!