This is a sex tape that I don’t ever want to see… Here she is pranking him…even though I hate April Fools… I hate endorsing late night talk shows…but when they do good things and aren’t Jimmy Fallon…it seems like it is ok. The post Jimmy Kimmel Does the Twizzler’s Challenge with Rihanna of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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Jimmy Kimmel Does the Twizzler’s Challenge with Rihanna of the Day
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I creeped on Ireland Baldwin’s instagram, because I hadn’t heard anything about her, and there was a time the media was all over her for being the girl Alec Baldwin told off in that voice mail, and there was a time we were interacting on Social media, before her dad went nuts on me on Social Media, and she blocked me off Social Media…even though I thought we were friends… She has since become a Lesbian, who dates some hipster black lesbian, who is pretty dark…but more importanlty, she has sat on the sidelines while Kendall and Gigi get all the model work, and she’s the one who is actually tall enough to be a fucking model, despite being fat…so she fell off…where I guess she decided to spend time burning calories and watching her calories by eating choclate pussy instead of chocolate cake…and now she’s back…and she’s doing the racy nudity because that’s what everyone does, it’s the lesbian feminist movement, and I am all about whatever the fuck is going on here….she looks amazing and I would let her sit on my face like I had a pussy, because techinically I don’t’….but it kinda looks like I do.. ALl this to say, Ireland, I love you, come back…after going black… The post Ireland Baldwin is Naked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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Ireland Baldwin is Naked of the Day
Hannah Ware is some model / actress from teh UK who was in some movie called Cop OPt and some movie called Shame and she is apparently in some show called Boss…where she plays some addict daughter to Chicago Mayor who I assume is the boss…..I’ve never seen the show because Networks like STARZ aren’t dead to me…they just don’t fucking exist to me….but I know there’s this babe in it….who has nice lips I’d like to smear my penis all over like it was a piece of chocolate cake and she was an anorexic with an eating disorder who fucking loved cake…but resisted cake….you know all licking it with hate…. Here are the Esquire pics….. Turns out there’s some nudity in Boss and Hannah Ware is the one who gets nude…and after the jump or the MORE button there is a clip of her getting down proper for TV like a good little hooker trying to get ahead that we should all be endorsing!!
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Hannah Ware is Lovely for Esquire of the Day
Kate Upton is taking on some fashion shoots, you know more high concept fashion editorial shit to show the world how diverse a model she is, and that she’s not jusst some sloppy titty bikini model the average american man loves as she spills over her bikini top setting off warning signs that she is in fact a fact chick in training…the next Anna Nicole Smith….ready to remember the glory days when she is 25 over a chocolate cake and a bunch of pills….she wants us to take her seriously and forget that she’s a thick, fat titty, destined to be in a bikini prior to struggling with her weight, you know while her metabolism is still fat….and you know what…she looks pretty good in this shoot….I support her cause…cuz I was getting annoyed of her one trick pony shit…even if it was more half naked…..because with these high fashion shoots, the next step will be more naked…cuz high fashion has more nipple than bikini modeling for sports magazines….so this is a better road to go down…even though I think she shoulda done porn.
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Kate Upton’s New Direction for Jalouse of the Day
Adele is fat. Adele pretends her album is about her breaking up with a bad relationship, what she doesn’t say is that bad relationship was with cake…… More importanlty Adele is rumored to be in a sex tape….not necessarily with that chocolate cake… She once said last week that she doesn’t have to dress like a hooker, to which I said because no one wants to see her dressed like a hooker, because she is fat….but all fat jokes aside, I was lying because it turns out I’d love to see this pudgy vocalist show the world why she really had throat surgery last year….it was thanks to deep thraoting… I can’t be sure if it is her…but it sure as hell looks about right….same fat chin and eagerness to be fed….which is what I’m worried this is actually what the pics are of….her at the Mcdonald’s drive thru to eager to get the big mac in her than it looks like she’s about to squirt…. Again….this may not be her…..it probably isn’t her but fat chicks always try to impress their lovers and go the extra mile to please them…so it could be her… THanks fahdouch for THIS LINK and the pics….
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Adele Sex Tape of the Day
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As a fat man who doesn’t like doing much more than sitting. Who considers the increased heart rate from a bad hangover to be working out. Who gets out of breath in what must be an asthma attack, or just an fat attack when walking to the bathroom from the comfort of my seated position….I like to see bitches training, cuz bitches have a responsiblity to upkeep their sex appeal while dudes have a responsiblily to make a lot of money to fuck those bitches, while I have a responsibility to post the shit, cuz unfortuantely that’s not how it always works out and some of us dudes are broke and some of us dudes have fat pig wives who aren’t what we thought they’d be after marriage, who collectively got together with their girlfriends and said “after the first baby, we eat and fucking eat til we can’t eat anymore, cuz all these years we’ve deprived ourselves”….so it’s nice to fantasies about the ones who kept their end of the deal….whether a multi-million dollar modeling contract was involved in motivation her or not is irrelevant… Send these pictures to your wife saying – “Look at these pictures, why isn’t this you, oh right, cuz she’s not eating a chocolate cake, and is actually working out, you fat pig, who lied to me…you fraud bitch….” It is Valentines Day after all….
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Alessandra Ambrosio does Pilates of the Day
Hollywood starlet and Justin Timberlake’s object of affection has revealed how she keeps her killer bod. She eats half her meal then sends the rest back
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Jessica Biel Trims The Fat In Half
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