If you’re like me, you jerked off to Christie Brinkley back in the 70s…when she was a Sports Illustrated model married to Billy Joel..back when Sports Illustrated bikini models meant something…more than just the name these current SI models are riding or diving into the fucking ground… If you’re like me, you’ll jerk off to these pics of Christie Brinkley at 500 fucking years old in a bikini, because she looks like fucking same… I like to think this is just good plastic surgery that doesn’t decompose…or biodegrate..or it could be good living…thanks to millions of dollars in work, child support and alimony… Either way, this makes zero sense…she looks better than her daughter…who is 16 or something…just creepy…in a good way. The post Christie Brinkley in a Bikini at 500 Years Old of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
It’s been a while since we’ve gotten any new hotness from Olivia Culpo , but here she is with a new shoot for Galore Magazine . If you ask me, it’s kind of a cliched photoshoot between her posing with the Fanta bottle, the old phone, the popsicle, the strawberry. Not exactly groundbreaking material here. But hey, it works. Some things are classics for a reason, right? Enjoy. Continue reading →
Here’s everybody favorite ageless hottie Christie Brinkley in New York, and according to my sources, she was out promoting her new book. It’s called “Timeless Beauty,” and I’m guessing it has a bunch of Christie’s patented beauty secrets in there. But I’ll save you the read: the main reason Christie looks this good at 61 isn’t good genes. It’s because of her daily workout regimen of 30-45 seconds of cardio on top of a pasty blogger. OK, not really. It’s just the good genes thing. But hey, it was worth a shot, right? Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading →
I don’t know who this Christie girl is. I just know I stole the pics off some website that credited a dude named Ellis Scott as the photographer. The back story is that she is a model, they are in a relationship, as models and photographers often do, since they get each other’s businesses and like to feel like they are muses or have muses, as it is the “artist” plight….and the reality is if you have a camera and a girlfriend willing to get naked for said camera…especially when she’s hot…take the fucking pics…share them with the world…let dudes jerk off to your girl..it’s the whole reason I started this site…and if you don’t believe me – you can read my first post from 10 years ago…I am too lazy to find it – but click the numbers at the bottom of the page and you’ll find it…think of it as the most boring of scavenger hunts on the internet…while I stare at this dude’s awesome girlfriend…I’d like him to share with me….more literally.
Christie Brinkley is 60 that just blows my mind! As I said before she is hotter than girls who are in their 20s and younger. Anyway, I wish I could have brought my ex-girlfriend to Christie’s plastic surgeon because she was 24, but with a little snip here and boob job there, she could’ve looked like a hot 18 year old and maybe I would have treated her better. » view all 19 photos Photos: WENN.com
Christie Brinkley is 60 that just blows my mind! As I said before she is hotter than girls who are in their 20s and younger. Anyway, I wish I could have brought my ex-girlfriend to Christie’s plastic surgeon because she was 24, but with a little snip here and boob job there, she could’ve looked like a hot 18 year old and maybe I would have treated her better. » view all 19 photos Photos: WENN.com
I’ve covered a lot of lame events in the name of cleavage before, but I think this one might be the best yet: here’s Christie Brinkley at the South Fork Natural History Museum Benefit. And speaking of natural history, I’d like to get up close and personal with those 59-year-old funbags of Christie’s. I’m sure there’s no touching or flash photography allowed, but I just don’t think I could help myself. I can’t believe those puppies are still so well-preserved. Related Articles: J. Peterman Feels Up Christie Brinkley Victoria Justice Keeps The Hotness Going Victoria Justice Needs A Napkin Victoria Justice Is Maturing Nicely Photos: WENN.com
New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie secretly underwent lap-band stomach surgery this year to lose weight, the politician himself confirmed to the N.Y. Post. He told the newspaper he was thinking of his four young children and how it was time to start improving his health when he decided to have the procedure. “I’ve struggled with this issue for 20 years,” he said. “For me, this is about turning 50 and looking at my children and wanting to be there for them.” The Republican also insisted that, contrary to what observers may say, the effort to slim down was not motivated by thoughts of the 2016 election . “It’s so much more important than that,” he said. Christie checked in to a surgery center on February 16, possibly under a false name, to have the operation that has already helped him drop 40 pounds. The operation places a silicone tube around the top of his stomach, where it restricts the amount of food he can eat at one time and makes him feel fuller, faster. “A week or two ago, I went to a steakhouse and ordered a steak and ate about a third of it and I was full,” Christie said of his newly tamed appetite. Christie has struggled with his weight for decades. He sometimes jokes about it, while other times, it’s a sensitive topic. Insiders say it may have been keeping the straight-talking executive from higher office. Despite Christie’s denials, political fundraisers say that the surgery is a clear sign that he’s going to join the 2016 race, and will do whatever it takes to win. “This means he’s running for president. He’s showing people he can get his weight in control. It was the one thing holding him back,” a top donor said. Christie has never revealed his weight, but estimates have run from 300 pounds to even higher. He said it was not an easy decision, but it was the right one. The N.J. Governor hired renowned laparoscopic and bariatric surgeon George Fielding, head of NYU Medical Center’s Weight Management Program. He managed to keep the surgery under wraps for nearly three months, but when word finally leaked and he was asked, Christie spoke candidly about it. Christie is often mentioned as a potential GOP candidate for President in the 2016 race, along with Rand Paul , Ted Cruz , Marco Rubio and others. First up, though, will be winning reelection in New Jersey this fall.
