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Cindy Crawford Topless for Old Timers Whoring of the Day

People are excited that Cindy Crawford recreated her 90s topless in jeans photoshoot because people really have nothing better to do or to talk about the past, or be distracted by nonsense because who the fuck cares what anyone was doing in the 90s, or if the model, even when as iconic as Cindy Crawford does it again, because it’s all commercial hype, nonsense, and anything she is doing, promoting, hustling, is for her ego, her self interest and unless it is her daughter who looks like her, like a clone of her, in her prime, still young, still vibrant, hot and tight bodied… Celebrating an image I forgot even existed…..It’s not worth our time…. is like celebrating an Ex Girlfriend’s birthday, every year, after year, remembering the good times before she left you for a real man, with a real job, destroying your ideals of LOVE and happiness, because you peaked, and now it is just you…your cat…and the piece of cake you cut yourself from the cake you bought for her…even though she’s blocked you on social media 5 years ago… Cindy crawford, still hot in her 50s, sure, but not important and that old image of her isnot like it’s a sex tape or revolutionary, there must be other things people can put a lot of importance on, put their time into, jerk off to….but because people are consumers, they eat everything up, talking about it like it’s a thing, when clearly, it’s not.. The post Cindy Crawford Topless for Old Timers Whoring of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Kaia Gerber in Teen Vogue of the Day

Kaia Gerber, Cindy Crawford’s daughter who is now not only the heiress to the GERBER BABY EMPIRE, but also to George Clooney’s Tequila company that they sold for 1 billion dollars 1/3 going into her daddy’s pocket…because it pays to be Cindy Crawford’s husband, and the Heir to the Gerber baby empire, you get in with the right famous people to create silly brands for fun…and make hundreds of millions with them…. Well, despite the money, she’s still being whored out to the industry, cuz she looks good, making her a model feels right for her mom, since modeling did so well for her, and here she is in Teen Vogue…being a Teen. You like that don’t you? You fucking pervert…. Which brings up an important point….how many subscribers to Teen Vogue are teen girls, and how many are creepy perv men like you? Stats! From her social media…. The post Kaia Gerber in Teen Vogue of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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George Clooney Sells Tequila Company For $1 BILLION

George Clooney turned 56 last month, and we think it’s a safe bet that most if not all of those years have been pretty damn good. There may have been some low points pre- ER when he was working for Roseanne and forced to compliment her ’80s wardrobe, but we’re guessing that on 95-99% of the mornings he’s gotten out of bed, George has looked and mirror and thought, Damn, it’s good to be The Cloon. (We have no real reason to believe he calls himself The Cloon, but George strikes us a man who wouldn’t want to waste a solid nickname.) We mention all this just to underscore how impressive it is that George continually manages to top himself in terms of baller status. It’s not like he set the bar low early on with a few decades living in his mom’s basement, ya know? As we approach the half way point of 2017, George has crossed off what were probably the only remaining items on his bucket list: Earlier this month Clooney became a dad , when his wife, Amal, gave birth to twins. And today, George became a billionaire. Okay, technically, George sold his tequila company, Casamigos, to liquor giant Diageo for $700 million with another $300 million to be paid out over the next ten years based on performance. But we’re not gonna split hairs with a dude who finalized a nine-figure business deal before we finished our breakfast Cheetos, ya know? Clooney founded Casamigos in 2013 with entertainment mogul and husband of Cindy Crawford, Rande Gerber. It’s about time something went right for these guys, ya know? Casamigos (which means “house of friends” in Spanish) started out as a private tequila collective, producing small batches of booze to be gifter to family and friends. Yes, that’s the most baller thing you can find outside of Diddy video. And yes, George became a billionaire by accident because he clearly pledged his soul to the same demon who’s keeping Keith Richards alive. “If you asked us four years ago if we had a billion dollar company, I don’t think we would have said yes,” Clooney sad in a statement issued today. “This reflects Diageo’s belief in our company and our belief in Diageo. But we’re not going anywhere. We’ll still be very much a part of Casamigos. Starting with a shot tonight. Maybe two.” We’ll toast to that, George! Except we’ll be drinking some Tijuana-made rotgut with a worm in the bottom, because we have that pesky ” not being billionaires” thing to contend with. It’s getting seriously annoying, so if you wanted to help us out with a few mill, we wouldn’t yell at you.

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Madonna’s Daughter is Not That Hot But She’s Alright in a Bikini of the Day

Lourdes Leon – MADONNA’s daughter…struggling with the rough life of having everything you want – while wearing a bikini in Miami… She’s probably all kinds of fucked in the head…or maybe she’s been raised totally normal and removed from the Spotlight – and has no idea her mom is Madonna…. From my expert opinion…She’s a little too latin peasant looking – mixed with some dirty Italian widow working the market with her moustache – like the worst parts of two parts of the world….where she’s got some pretty bad traits from both species of human – but at least she’s not fat. I like her MOM knuckle tattoo – because MOM’s crazy money will allow her to be all creative and not need to work a job…..so that tattoo, that would be frowned upon for the rest of the world, unless you work at some hipster cafe or bar, is perfectly fine for her…because she’s Madonna’s daughter…the spawn of the narcissist…who will inherit all the narcissist has…and who gets to live of it while she’s alive…because celebrities are known for being great parents who raise great kids… TRUST FUND. Nothing wrong with a Trust fund, even if girl doesn’t do anything substantial with it…. Her tits look good though. I like hairy bitches, but her hairy pits and hairy stomach don’t really make sense with a stubbly shaved pussy…it’s like choose your battle and own it you flimsy detached delusional rich kid….I love bush, she’s a hairy little monster and probably has bush, but not the kind of bush I need….sticking out of every angle of her bikini bottoms…if you’re going to exploit your hairy Italian monkey genes…do it where it matters…CUNT SIDE…that’s like courtside….the place to be…but in reference to CUNT…clever right….sure I see her treasure trail…like the rodent she is…but pussy hair is the hair we can’t have an abundance of….fake feminist. Her ass looks alright though… I guess she’s not that bad, I just find her being a product of Madonna something annoying….and sure it’s not her fault, don’t target the celeb child, but the celeb child is the one posing for the paparazzi… SHE wants this….all of this…it gives her something to do, her own identity…but not really…she can’t escape Madonna… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Madonna’s Daughter is Not That Hot But She’s Alright in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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More Menopausal Cindy Crawford in a Bikini of the Day

Menopause is a lovely thing…..because the sex drive goes up, the pregnancy rate goes down to zero, the vagina dries up so you feel the friction, and if you can see past the melting skin….and the boxy hips….and a barrel looking body….and close your eyes and imagine she was Cindy Crawford of the past…or look at her young daughter she’s been exploiting in her bikini and mental image that shit for the spank bank / it’s good for your focus, imagination and creativity…it is how I fight alzheimers or becoming a complacent weirdo who just stares and content fed to me…. I know it’s what the Husband does….if his sperm made her…it can come to her…I mean that’s all speculation and what I would do if I was in his place…rich people…you know…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post More Menopausal Cindy Crawford in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Upton Monster Tits in Vogue Thailand of the Day

Kate Upton’s monster tits are in Vogue Thailand, a very prestigious bootleg that is usually full of Lady Boys used as a menu for the british Tourists coming for to come in Lady Boys…idea children…at least that’s what I assume goes on a VOGUE Thailand, because that’s the only thing that really goes on in Thailand…the latest fashions aren’t that interesting to locals…but rather the latest ways to see your children to tourists is… DOESN’T MATTER…..what does matter is that Kate Upton is still as prestigious as she once was – after buying her career with her Washing Machine inheritance – her great – grandfather invented the washing machine – so that she could have a career as the monster mid-western 17 year old tits dudes jerked off to…before the rest of her caught up with her by 19…and she was forced to live fat in shame in the corner..until realizing “My boyfriend is an athlete and we have a gym in my house, maybe I should use it, so that magazines like VOGUE THAILAND feature me like I matter”….all while trying to continue her acting career that only happened because she was viral internet popular…you know…but her tits…they are bigger than my head and that is always fun. The post Kate Upton Monster Tits in Vogue Thailand of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Cindy Crawford Old Lady who was Once a Model in a Bikini of the Day

My favorite thing about these Cindy Crawford bikini pics are no that she’s in a bikini – but rather that the bikini allows us to see both that she’s old and falling apart, unlike Christie Brinkley, yet she’s still had work done to her face…and that she is no longer the Cindy Crawford of the 90s, but rather Cindy Crawford with the stomach and sex appeal of someone who is in their 90s….middle aged may not be senior but it’s old enough to not want to fuck with it…but luckily for her, there is a lot of documentation of her at her prime…which we can all google, her included to say “Hey look at what I used to look at”…you know basically what her husband – the heir to GERBER – does when he’s not fucking younger women but rather jerking off to his wife before going into the bedroom to fuck her….like he has to…it’s called marriage. That’s why I encourage all girls under 25 to take as many nudes as possible, it will keep your husband fucking you, will inspire him to get hard for you, and to close his eyes and think about what was…when he’s not cheating on you of course… I guess this body is the reason she’s passed the torch to her daughter…. The post Cindy Crawford Old Lady who was Once a Model in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Cindy Crawford Old Lady who was Once a Model in a Bikini of the Day

My favorite thing about these Cindy Crawford bikini pics are no that she’s in a bikini – but rather that the bikini allows us to see both that she’s old and falling apart, unlike Christie Brinkley, yet she’s still had work done to her face…and that she is no longer the Cindy Crawford of the 90s, but rather Cindy Crawford with the stomach and sex appeal of someone who is in their 90s….middle aged may not be senior but it’s old enough to not want to fuck with it…but luckily for her, there is a lot of documentation of her at her prime…which we can all google, her included to say “Hey look at what I used to look at”…you know basically what her husband – the heir to GERBER – does when he’s not fucking younger women but rather jerking off to his wife before going into the bedroom to fuck her….like he has to…it’s called marriage. That’s why I encourage all girls under 25 to take as many nudes as possible, it will keep your husband fucking you, will inspire him to get hard for you, and to close his eyes and think about what was…when he’s not cheating on you of course… I guess this body is the reason she’s passed the torch to her daughter…. The post Cindy Crawford Old Lady who was Once a Model in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kamila Hansen is February LUI MAGAZINE Cover Girl and She’s Got Tits of the Day

Kamila Hansen is the cover girl for LUI, not that actual magazines even exist and that cover girls are a thing of the past, but I see their logo set against her tits, so maybe for nostaligia and status they still pump out a magazine…who fucking knows they are from France and French people are fucking crazy…but some aspects of French is good…like the tits everywhere, the anal on the first date that doesn’t have to be a date, the food, the good times, the laziness, the luxury…etc… What I like about LUI magazine is a little more than the fact they get models naked, because models assume since it is french it is luxury and high end, I like that it was a porn site that realized there was no money in porn, and that if you can get Mercedes to run an ad against your porn, you’ll make real money…and the only way to do that is get premium pervert photographers with mainstream success and the models they shoot..who are willing because they are models and thus hookers… The whole formula..is great…trick girls into PORN…without them knowing by pretending it is fashion – not that this is porn – it’s just tits – but I’m from an era where tits were still something you could jerk off to – no matter how feminist and desexualized through desensitizing they are. Sidenote – I have no idea who this model Kamila Hansen is, but you can google her…researching isn’t what I do… The post Kamila Hansen is February LUI MAGAZINE Cover Girl and She’s Got Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kaia Gerber by Kendall Jenner for LOVE Magazine of the Day

Photography is a joke, the cameras do all the work, I’ve taken pics that have 10,000s of likes and I dont’ know what I’m fucking doing, other than having been in the right place at the right time when someone asks me to take a pic of them with their phone…it doesn’t take much…the real challenge is finding a dumb bitch who will act like an asshole in various poses trying to be sexy for no real reason other than narcissistic insanity, but even that’s not the challenging, every bitch does it.. SO now, model who shouldn’t be a model, Kendall Jenner, from the family of promo models, has become a fashion photogrpaher, because it’s a joke, a career she can carry into her future, and make even more money that she does, by capturing the cunts she recruits to the industry – so eager to be in the industry – where she can take money off the top…. So now, she can be entrepreneur, social media expert, with a team behind her, who can sign these bitches, some famous, some randoms, and get 20 percent of their money, charge the client 20 percent on top of the fee, making 40 percent off each booking, plus charge her 50k a day photography rate…or more…cashing the fuck in…while producing garbage content people fucking love because they have no taste.. So today’s subject, 15 year old Kaia Gerber…the Cindy Crawford clone the family pimps out – for the cover of some magazine Kendall is heavily involved with and the family probably owns…and the whole thing is not that offensive…because at Least Kendall is trying to have a skill…in a life she clearly doesn’t need skill in…but it’s something to do… The funniest thing is that people are actually giving her hype reveiews for this pic…I saw it on some sites already and was like “who are these writers and why do they suck kendall’s dick”…it’s ok to call someone out for being worse than dog shit in the grand scheme of the world despite people paying her and sucking up to her – we all know the truth…she’s a zero. The post Kaia Gerber by Kendall Jenner for LOVE Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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