In Augusts 2011 , Ken Jeong brought his frat boy – Judd Apatow / The Hangover brand of accessible, easy to digest, even though dude is an actual doctor and probaly has the capacity to be funnier, but why bother in a world full of fucking retards, who think “dance drunk asian monkey in a speedo, dance”…is genius…..to a GQ Shoot featuring Kate Upton, you know to make a viral video out of it, because movie star comedians aren’t supposed to be funny in the background photobombing fat busty overrated models during photoshoots, which is what the comedic masterminds figured made of good comedy… Don’t get me wrong, I like photobombs almost as much as the next guy, and dudes pretending to jerk off water noodles, classic shit that will be written about by comedic theorists for decades to come, I just find it a little obvious. You see these people have huge fucking budgets, star power and most importantly tits, making things pretty fucking weak….but luckily…the world are retards…. All this to say, this video, shoot is 2 years old. I have no idea why it is circulating so many years later, but I can assume it has a little something to do with Hangover 3.
A day is not complete unless I post a set of titty pics of some Glamour model…who is, despite popular belief, not an actual model, but some average at best looking girl with huge tits she’s willing to show off in front of a camera, which I guess in and of itself makes her an actual model, since she gets paid for this shit, but I just consider her a stripper using a different medium to pay the rent and get her great tits out there….and one of the more popular of these not real models who act like they are top models cuz of all the mail attention they get…is this Rosie Jones chick….and here she is for Page 3….in all her titty model glory….that you can’t help but love even if for the comedic aspect of all this… There’s a video….if you want it…. FOLLOW THIS LINK
Nude on DVD this week it’s the first two seasons of the Showtime series Episodes , starring Matt LeBlanc as a fictionalized version of himself. The show was pulled out of nude obscurity when Sophie Rundle unveiled her huge natural knockers and landed herself a spot in Mr. Skin’s Top Ten Nude Scenes of 2012 . Also releasing is the comedic heist flick Guns, Girls and Gambling (2011), in which Heather Roop provides her girls to go along with the guns and gambling. Finally, the Reese Witherspoon thriller Fear (1996) was previously thought to be non-nude, but closer skinspection found that Alyssa Milano let a nip slip while getting manhandled by Marky Mark. Oh-ay! See pics after the jump!
Emma Stone is some boring shit. She is even boring when I posted her IN HER BIKINI ….and I find every fucking girl in her bikini hot….even fat bitches because it is amazing trying to figure out how they let themselves do that to themselves….but Emma Stone might as well been a dude in a bikini, only a dude in a bikini would have been more interesting to look at thanks to the comedic aspect……she’s just overrated shit….and she was at the premiere for The Amazing Spiderman in Paris like she was Kirsten Dunst…. and they say she’s in a See Through, but I doubt her brain would have the capacity to deliver that kind of fun you know since this whole lot of pale fucking skin is notoriously boring as fuck….nerds just like her cuz they assume she’d sleep with them…like they have a chance and not even in their delusional way….based on fact that she’s reallly not great…she’s gotta work on that. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
“If you show a woman’s mammary glands, if it’s done poorly, it instantly takes away from the comedic element of the scene. It’s too jarring. But [my husband] Chris [Pratt] and I were pitching around a character, a Hollywood-mess character on the red carpet at the opening of a movie. She’s talking to these journalists and she’s wasted. One boob is completely out, and she’s talking on and on, like, [Faris slurs] ‘I’m so excited to be here.’ If you held it long enough and kept it going, just the one boob, it would be so funny.” [ BlackBook ]
‘Contraband’ actor tells MTV News he’d like to ‘do something that’s a little more on the comedic side.’ By Kevin P. Sullivan, with reporting by Josh Horowitz Mark Wahlberg Photo: MTV News When making a remake, living up to the previous actor’s performance can be tough. It’s even more difficult when that actor is now your director. In “Contraband,” Mark Wahlberg takes on the role of a reformed smuggler drawn back into the game to protect his family, a role originated by Baltasar Korm
“We just need a little adventure. A big year to do everything we never could,” explain the trio of lead characters in the trailer for David Frankel’s The Big Year . Because 365 days worth of adventure-seeking and ticking off bucket-list items will surely drive the crises right out of Steve Martin, Jack Black and Owen Wilson. And at the very least, that “big year” will give the comedic actors a reason to goof around on skis, forge meaningful bonds and, most likely, realize that the cure to their middle-aged woes have been in plain view the entire time. Or am I missing the plot entirely?
Jennifer Connelly is pregnant! She and husband Paul Bettany will soon welcome a sibling for their 7-year-old son Stellan and her 13-year-old son Kai. The star, who wed Bettany in Scotland in 2003 after they met while filming A Beautiful Mind , opened up to Glamour last year about her life partner. “It was something about the way that we were together,” she told the mag. “He stood out to me as someone singular and rare and beautiful.” “I liked the way he was in the world. I liked the way he was with people. I liked the way he was with my son and the way he made me feel.” Congratulations to the parents-to-be!
Now that’s comedic. Angelina Jolie is as confused as the rest of us at her Golden Globe nomination for Best Performance by an Actress in a Comedy or Musical … for The Tourist . Come on, Hollywood Foreign Press. If you want to throw an A-list star a nomination strictly for the buzz or access, go right ahead. But … it’s a spy thriller. Chelsea Handler’s enemy said she and Johnny Depp “were laughing because it’s the first time that I’ve been in the comedic category … it’s new for me.” She will face off against Annette Bening and Julianne Moore ( The Kids Are All Right ), Anne Hathaway ( Love and Other Drugs ) and Emma Stone ( Easy A ). Depp, who also received a nod for his performance, along with one for Alice in Wonderland, said he was ” very touched ” by the double nomination. His funny bone in particular.
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