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Rihanna In A Tight White Tank Top

I know it’s been pretty hot in New York this week, but I was still hoping Rihanna might have come down with a case of nippleitis in these shots. But after a few minutes with my nose pressed up against my computer screen, all I got was cross-eyed. So maybe you perverts will have better luck, but if not, just sit back and enjoy the leg show. Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Barbara Di Creddo’s Hotness Returns

I always have a hard time keeping track of all the new Victoria’s Secret models out there. Like  Barbara Di Creddo here. See, the fact that she’s super-hot, was born to wear lingerie, is Brazilian, and has a perfect booty that’s currently making me lick my computer screen doesn’t really narrow it down much. So if Barbara really wants to separate herself from the pack, I think she should be the first to accept one of my marriage proposals. I’m pretty sure I sent her one. I just can’t remember. » view all 28 photos

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Barbara Di Creddo’s Hotness Returns

I always have a hard time keeping track of all the new Victoria’s Secret models out there. Like  Barbara Di Creddo here. See, the fact that she’s super-hot, was born to wear lingerie, is Brazilian, and has a perfect booty that’s currently making me lick my computer screen doesn’t really narrow it down much. So if Barbara really wants to separate herself from the pack, I think she should be the first to accept one of my marriage proposals. I’m pretty sure I sent her one. I just can’t remember. » view all 28 photos

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The Hottest Photoshoot Of The Year

I know it’s only February, but I think we might as well call it: this Flashdance-inspired shoot by David Hauserman is the hottest photoshoot of the year. Now I know some of you will say it’s way too early, but trust me, after close, careful consideration with my nose a few inches from the computer screen, I’m convinced. And if it gets any better than this, well, I look forward to be proved wrong. » view all 15 photos

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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Must Smell Good

I always love it when hot models have something to promote, and here’s Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in London launching her new fragrance Rosie for Autograph. Anyway, even though I’ve got my nose two inches away from my computer screen right now, I can’t tell you guys what it smells like. But if I had to guess, I’d say probably roses and blogger tears from knowing this is the closest we’ll ever get to a hottie like Rosie. Actually, scratch that. I can probably get my nose an inch closer. Wish me luck! » view all 29 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show 2014 Pictures

In case you couldn’t hear the sound of thousands of pants fires igniting all the way across the Atlantic, the 2014 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show was held in London last night, and I guess my invite got lost in the mail. Again. But not to worry, because I’ve got all the highlights, aka a whole lot of crazy-hot supermodels in lingerie. And honestly, even though I wish I could’ve seen this in person, I think it’s probably better this way, seeing as how I don’t have to risk getting tazed for trying to sneak a lick. Just a mild shock from my computer screen and dirty looks from the prudes at my local Starbucks. Totally worth it. Enjoy! » view all 73 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Toni Garrn Is Simply Gorgeous

Because there’s few things I like more than a supermodel stuffed into a tight dress, here’s Toni Garrn at the LACMA Art+Film Gala. And even better, I think she’s got a mild case of nippleitis going on here too. I can’t really say for sure, but if I put my face any closer to my computer screen, I’m going to go cross-eyed. Hmm, you’re right, it probably is worth it. Wish me luck. » view all 19 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Holly Hagan’s Funbags Are Must-See TV

Because no week would be complete without at least one busty British nobody sighting, here’s Holly Hagan , aka the British JWoww , presenting Zoo Magazine ‘s TV issue. I know that the Brits dig their reality stars even more than we do and after seeing Holly, I think you’ll be able to understand why. Although if you ask me, the small screen is a total waste of Holly’s talents, because a set of funbags this epic deserves to be seen on the biggest screen possible. Until then though, I’ve found that putting your nose a couple inches from your computer screen works almost as well. And best of all, no one needs to get the manager to make you put your pants back on. It’s a real win-win. » view all 12 photos

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Holly Hagan’s Funbags Are Must-See TV

Because no week would be complete without at least one busty British nobody sighting, here’s Holly Hagan , aka the British JWoww , presenting Zoo Magazine ‘s TV issue. I know that the Brits dig their reality stars even more than we do and after seeing Holly, I think you’ll be able to understand why. Although if you ask me, the small screen is a total waste of Holly’s talents, because a set of funbags this epic deserves to be seen on the biggest screen possible. Until then though, I’ve found that putting your nose a couple inches from your computer screen works almost as well. And best of all, no one needs to get the manager to make you put your pants back on. It’s a real win-win. » view all 12 photos

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Keir Alexa Wohlman for TREATS! of the Day

I’ve never heard of Keir Alexa Wohlman, but I think it’s safe to say we are in love. People who think you need to get to know a bitch, or even know a bitch, clearly haven’t been lonely or pathetic enough to know that falling in love with a picture of a fantasy because it brings you hope is a real thing… It’s like the volleyball Tom Hanks falls in love with in Castaway, it’s like motherfucker has no option but to have sex with him, there’s nothing else around… So when I say Keir Alexa Wohlman is a magical angel sent from titty model heaven, to my computer screen for me to stare at and adore..I fucking mean it… This is for the homies at TREATS who saw that Playboy used cheap stripper hookers, and knew hot models got naked too, and went that route, bringing me fucking joy in my miserable, fat wife life…

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