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Kate Upton Fat Girl in SHORTS of the Day

Kate Upton, in fascinating Kate Upton news, was actually raised in Florida, which makes her story all the more trashy, despite having a grandfather who invented WHIRLPOOL appliances…her father was a high school gym teacher, and she spent her days riding horses, before she was too heavy for the sport…because that’s what rich WASPs do…. She was originally found at a Casting call in Miami, and moved to NEW YORK, where at 18 she was the face of GUESS?, her first international campaign before Marciano sold her off to SI, because they do have a partnership GUESS? and SI and work together on building out the celebrity of these models to make them a bigger deal…and now…she’s not only showing off her weird chubby awkward shaped body in short…but she’s also calling out Marciano…THE MAN WHO MADE HER CAREER…a sexual predator…because I guess a young, dumb, eager Kate Upton…motorboated his ass and has been able to LIVE the fucking dream because of it. I am not all for sexual predators, but to call out the man who bascially gave you the life she lives, there would be no SI, No Champion Pitcher Husband, she’d be working at hooters…I mean except for her starting out rich…but you know what I mean…if you sell your soul to the devil you can’t get mad at the devil…but you can put on shorts and creep us all out. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Here she is in pink leggings – because why not… The post Kate Upton Fat Girl in SHORTS of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Lisa Appleton’s Spaghetti Shoot of the Day

Fat Pig Lisa Appleton has put together or been involved in what I think is the most compelling campaign or photoshoot for canned pasta I’ve ever seen… But thats because I am a troll and think all model shoots should star fat chicks, not the kind like Ashley Graham or other fat chicks who act like they are models, but bootleg fat chicks who are essentially taking a shit on the industry, because it’s ironic, comedic and a silly… I don’t like looking at fat chicks, but I like knowing they know they are fat chicks and milk it like the cows they are…it makes for a good time and we like good times… TO SEE ALL THE PICS

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Bella Hadid Plays Up the Titties of the Day

Bella Hadid and her totally restructured, face injected face, went to some basketball game in a low cut shirt, and sat courtside because she’s Bella Hadid and very relevant and important this year thanks to her dad buying her career…I guess she realizes if you put your tits out for the players at your courtside seats, the media will document you, and you can possibly land a boyfriend, or at least some black dick rolling through town, while your at it, because why not fuck the already black loving model who isn’t a model but looks like a hip hop video vixen / sex worker, when she’s pretty much begging you to do it…you’re a pro athlete, that’s kinda the point….. I guess she’s out trying to make a dude jealous, cuz there’s no way she’s this into basketball, and her lack of acting skills makes her shit pretty transparent… Here’s some of her social media. The post Bella Hadid Plays Up the Titties of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Halle Berry Workout Booty of the Day

The most exciting thing about Halle Berry doing a booty workout is that she’s got a triangle shaved into the back of her head – to represent that she’s part of the illuminati, you know because they needed a relatable and accessible black girl to be white famous, and packaged as black famous, despite having never met a black guy in her life…she’s from the white part of town with the white mom – doing white things…like working out with her personal trainer…because she’s rich and famous… I have mixed feelings…about her marketing of herself…because I think it’s just fake news, the media lying to you, manipulating the governement and the overall social fabric that makes up our society….you know population control…and general social norms… The post Halle Berry Workout Booty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Alina Baikova Topless at Art Basel of the Day

Alina Baikova is some Ukrainian model who I am sure lives in New York, because getting into the USA as a model is a very simple process, the immigration and rich guys who own the government lobbied for this years ago…because they liked fucking hot, published, immigrant pussy… She was born in 1989, which makes her far too old for the human trafficking you’d be into, if she wasn’t already richer than you as a model…and by that I mean fucking dudes richer than you because she’s a model …so I’m not sure what fetish to focus on while lookng at her titties on the beach that seem pretty low level and attention seeking…. The post Alina Baikova Topless at Art Basel of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Kate Beckinsale’s Hard Nipple for the GQ Awards with Other Sluts of the Day

Kate Beckinsale had hard nipples at the GQ Awards, whatever the fuck that is, sounds like some real bullshit to me, you know a fake award show to get people to an event, saying shit like GQ thinks this person is the best of the year, a Holiday party if you will, and Beckinsale brought her old lady tits. I call them Vampire tits…cuz she’s old and never aging, nipples still perky as fuck, despite having an 18 year old like some ghetto teen mom you meet at the hotel bar looking to suck dick… I should have my own award shows, where the winner would be you, for being so pathetic for looking at this shit, but more pathetic for visiting this site to see the shit.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Madelaine Petsch was there, we like her. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PCIS CLICK HERE Gal Gadot was there, she’s garbage. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kate Beckinsale’s Hard Nipple for the GQ Awards with Other Sluts of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Kirsten Dunst Panty Flash of the Day

Kirsten Dunst will forever be the unshowered hipster celebrity with big tits on a skinny frame who was one heroin cigarette away from death….you know from Bring it on to all the independent shit that never featured her nipples….to falling the fuck off…while the only constant was her janky tooth, that I actually liked and appreciated most about her… Well now she’s back, she’s working, she’s winning awards, she’s mattering…so why not flash your fucking panties..and that’s just what she did. I still think she looks like she smells and that’s what I like best about her. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kirsten Dunst Panty Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Alexis Ren for SI because SI needs Clickbait as they Become Softcore Porn of the Day

I guess BOLT ON TITS on a trashy, lame, cheesy, clickbait from instagram is the look SI is going for thanks to her 11 Million followers they hope will care…the youngins that don’t give a fuck about SI…since SI Swim is for old people…and they don’t like admitting that as they scramble to understand that they are irrelevant as any and all girls can post bikini pics that look as good as their photoshoots and they do – everyday – without some lame magazine with outdated uninteresting cunts in it…all SI does is give these shameless whores a stamp of approval no one cares about but them…to feel less whorey, even though they are whores… But I guess when trying to be relevant and sell ads…you need eyeballs, to make some noise, last year they used that fat bitch, now they are using whatever this is…and it’s all so lame..but I’m posting it to call it lame..since I don’t have a Swimsuit issue of my own…because I’m lazy. I like how ghetto, ratchet they are trying to go…it’s funny…seeing publishing die…as I sink on the raft next to the cruise ship that is SI… I mean this content is so lame and aggressive but this is the biggest day of her meaningless half naked bolt on tit life…and what’s the deal with the bolt on tits or SI allowing that in their mag, what is this shit a car calendar for Mechanics in the 90s…seriously…BUNK… The post Alexis Ren for SI because SI needs Clickbait as they Become Softcore Porn of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Kate Upton’s Topless Bikini Shoot Fall of the Day

Kate Upton has been working out for the last 3 years to fit into a bikini again, despite having a dumpy, even gross, sloppy tit body that America fucking loves… So SI need the clickbait and brought the broad back back to the beach, where they had her stand on something she fell the fuck off, only for the 40 person production team, because it takes a team to make shitty played out photoshoots, of shitty played out bitches, look good…and no nipples were flashed in the making of this publicity stunt the paid paparazzzi put out…because that’s not in her contract…she’s Hollywood now.. Dumb. Yes.. her butt unimpressive. Yes. All this shit doesn’t matter. Totally. She’s so fancy and rich and famous now…isn’t she… The post Kate Upton’s Topless Bikini Shoot Fall of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Emma Stone on Set of the Day

Emma Stone isn’t cute…but she is the highest paid actress in the acting industry – thanks to the worst fucking movie every made…that for some reason people went to see like it was a thing…when really it should have been taken out back and shot….LALA LAND….and unfortunately – I was brought to the theatre to watch it…I misunderstood the girl who took me…and thought I was going to get my balls sucked in a movie, not a movie that sucked balls, but I blame dyslexia for that.. I guess she’s still working, despite having made 100 million dollars scamming last year, gotta keep on scamming this year, girls got bills to pay as she wins at life being average at best… The post Emma Stone on Set of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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