I know I’m always finding new no-name hotties to fall in love with, but I’m still surprised that I’ve never seen Danielle Knudson before. After all, she’s just my type: she looks amazing in a bikini, she’s constantly posting hot selfies on Instagram , and she’s not too famous to have figured out that the “Tuna Bump” is just a term I invented to help convince wannabe models to send me more bikini pictures. Like I said, she’s perfect for me. » view all 32 photos
A bikini / lingerie model in a bathing suit a magazine…how obscure…. MARLOES HORST is a babe who has been around for a while…from topless in Pirelli to Victoria’s Secret to who the fuck cares her last name is WHOREs…the T is silent and I like that. I think these pictures are OLD … but I can’t be too sure – they all look the fucking same across the board in all fashion shoots… I just like looking at them half naked even if the bathing suit is not quite a bikini or made out of her skin.
This is going Viral today, and I guess I understand why, some dude trolled the Nelson Mandela memorial, not to be confused with the Howie Mandel memorial, even if Howie Mandel and his work is better off dead, while good comedy comes in the form of fake sign language at some international event… This dude owned not being qualified for the job, tricked people to get on TV, and delivered the whole time, not cracking and no one cross referenced his shit… This is up on some Jackass shit done, but so much better. I mean I know it’s South Africa, but it could happened..
Helen Flanagan is a babe and now she’s attached herself to PETA because PETA has good visibility for low levels to get as much impact for their charity that I am sure Helen Flanagan still appreciates because everyone loves animals, but is probably not all that committed to, because she’s trying to get as much exposure as possible, usually by exposing her tits…even though she was already on TV. She didn’t have to really show her tits to make it because she already made it… It’s like she’s gone intentional low level fame whore doing low level fame whore things…but she’s wearing a Santa themed outfit….which is far more pornographic than when my wife puts on her Christmas sweat suit she wears every year that doesn’t fit and smells like assholes…it’s like keep your holiday themed seduction to your fucking self you pig…save that for girls like Helen Flanagan… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Irina Shayk was posing with animals because when you are a Russian with no soul…and animals are a good distraction from reminding people you’re a mail order bride who tricked the system into getting her on SI, because despite being amazing to look at, even with all the works she’s done, she’s just average looking in Russia and 1000s of other communist reds could be in her spot, but they’ve made other life choices like not marrying gay athletes… I prefer to see her in bathing suits being the only girl worth looking at that Sports Illustrated has to offer…but girls with animals is a fetish somewhere…and better than girls with asshole athletes… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Drop everything- including your pants- Lovelace (2013) is out on Netflix streaming! Six spectacular nude appearances from the amazing, all-natural Amanda Seyfried as she recreates scenes of Linda Lovelace ’s suppressed gag reflex. It’s hard to compete with that, but we’ve got Milla Jovovich ’s GNATs, a.k.a. the Greatest Nipples of All Time, in Resident Evil: Apocalypse (2004), and Lady Gaga ’s butt in Lady Gaga & the Muppets’ Holiday Spectacular (2013). Tetro (2009) is black and white and boobs all over with Maribel Verd
The joys of being white and rich … Teen Gets Probation For Killing Four People In Drunk Driving Accident Via HuffPo reports: A 16-year-old avoided spending time in prison for killing four people in a car accident in June after the judge bought his lawyers’ argument that he was the victim of wealth. CBSDFW reports that Ethan Couch was sentenced to 10 years probation for the drunk driving crash that ended the lives of youth pastor, Brian Jennings; Hollie and Shelby Boyles; and Breanna Mitchell. Prosecutors asked that Couch serve 20 years in prison. His blood alcohol level was .24, three times the legal limit for an adult. Psychologist G. Dick Miller testified for the defense that Couch suffered from “affluenza,” a condition in which “his family felt that wealth bought privilege and there was no rational link between behavior and consequences,” KHOU reported. Miller said Couch’s parents never punished him for his behavior, even when, in a separate incident, cops found him passed out in a car with a naked 14-year-old girl. As part of his sentence, Couch will be sent to a private counseling center that costs $450,000, which will be paid for by his father. Money and privilege has helped defendants avoid serious prison time for violent crimes before. In a particularly clear example, cited by journalist Glenn Greenwald, hedge fund manager Martin Joel Erzinger served just 90 days in jail after driving the car that seriously injured a bicyclist and fled the scene of the accident in 2010. The district attorney in the case charged Erzlinger with two misdemeanors instead of a felony, noting that “felony convictions have some pretty serious job implications for someone in Mr. Erzinger’s profession.” How many young black men are sitting in jail for years if not decades for far less?
