Eva Longoria Expecting Baby #1 Eva Longoria is carrying a lil bundle for her media mogul husband of one year, Jose Baston. The actress wed Baston outside Mexico City last year , and despite having already had two previous marriages — one to Tyler Christopher and one to NBA star Tony Parker — Eva has never gone down the path of motherhood. Until now. TMZ reports that the couple is expecting a baby boy. This is 49-year-old Baston’s 5th child. Congrats to the happy duo! Getty
Serena Williams And Alexis Ohanian Wed In New Orleans Serena Williams has officially hopped the broom with her billionaire Reddit boo Alexis Ohanian! Big sis Venus Williams, good friends Beyonce, Kelly Rowland, Kim Kardashian, Eva Longoria, Lala Anthony and Ciara were all on hand to help the new bride celebrate her New Orleans nuptials. Sources tell Entertainment Tonight that all wedding guests were asked to dress in a particular theme, though what the particular theme was is yet to be revealed. Guests were greeted with the song ‘Beauty and the Beast’ song “Be Our Guest” and some cocktails before the ceremony. We’re guessing that the reception is still going on as we write …but sources reveal that tomorrow afternoon, the star-studded guest list will descend on the Ace Hotel for a recovery afterparty, complete with a DJ and games and a ‘recovery bar.’ Sounds like the fun is just getting started for the happy couple. Congrats to the Ohanians! Getty Images
Ana De Armas is some Cuban Actress who has escaped Cuba or in exile due to breaching the communist regime, or maybe she was hot enough to get married to a Foreigner who was there on vacation, something we see a lot of in Canada, because Cuba was the asshole resort destination for poor white people the entire time the USA was blocking Cuba out for Communism… So for 40 years, we’ve had hot cuban chicks like we were Florida roll through and set up shop here, but more interestingly, I’ve known so many perverts who would go down to Cuba for months at a time to fuck these hot young things… Ana De Armas isn’t quite young, but she is hot, and I guess strategic, or very rich…as she’s been cast in the new Blade Runner, I’d wonder how that happened, but remember the director is from Montreal, and Montrealers love Cuba, to go down and have a slice of paradise and cheap, we’re taking 40 dollar whores… MAGICAL times…and here she is whoring for hollywood…in the Blade Runner Trailer… – She did GQ to promote Blade Runner..I guess she’s the new Margot Robbie…you know naked chick in a big movie to become legit… The post Ana De Armas Tits for Blade Runner of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
As a half mexican on the internet, I have a fucking deep love for all things Mexico an Mexican…from the food, to the women, to Mexico City as a whole…so seeing the Earthquake basically turning some areas into devastation and a warzone..collapsed buildings and death and destruction is a bummer…but even more of a bummer knowing that Eva Longoria wasn’t in Mexico trying to learn how to leverage being a Mexican to land more work….like the exploitative cunt she is. Sure, she is technically ninth generation Mexican-American, and it’s a good marketing hook, but girl is so whitewashed, raised like a spoiled white brat, turned Hollywood and forgot she was Mexican unless it came in handy as she struggled to communicate with her maid and garderner she underpays…because her life was about fitting in in Texas and not feeling like the immigrant her parents were…you know spoiled and out of touch like 8 generations of Mexican-Americans before her… So while I like and love all things Mexican, Eva Longoria isn’t one of them, for a reason I relate best with a story of a black friend of mine LITERALLY turning his chair around at the strip club whenever a black stripper came on stage, because he felt she was giving up on her people, she wasn’t fighting to progress as a person, she was being a cliche and thus she fucking sucked and he couldn’t stomach her… That’s how I feel about this mid 40s chick from one TV show…doing her best Kim Kardashian impression now that she’s been married to a black dude…and is thick / fat…when did fat become thick…like thick isn’t fat…and thick is good but fat is bad…I don’t know..but I know this non-Mexican Mexican is a fucking scam…. The post Eva Longoria Old and Slutty in Some Magazine Bullshit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Eva Longoria is a disaster…but people really fucking like her…despite her boxy body….and old age…it must be because she’s Mexican…and people fucking love Mexicans…just look at the TACO craze and TRUMPs proposed wall to keep them in AMERICA…you know…unable to leave cuz they won’t be able to get back in or some shit…and then who will work for 4 dollars an hour doing shitty work…. So I guess s still a thing, even though someone told me that NO ONE CARES ABOUT HER ANYMORE…but that person was a girl who clearly hates Mexicans…. But I remember being at an event 3 years ago…and people there were going off on how she does such good for the world…and I was like “the MExican who looks like she employs Mexicans for 4 dollars an hour to feel white”…fuck that….but I guess she has a Euro following, people remember Desperate Housewives…what do I know…other than that she’s broken down as fuck and should make the move to one piece.. / snow suit… Maybe she’s pregnant – or maybe all Mexicans end up like this…who knows…I blame Corn Tortillas…..maybe Hurricane Irma will take her out… The post Eva Longoria Boxy in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
The highlight of skimpy bikini bottoms the girls, or in this case the old washed up women are wearing, is that when they bend over, you can see the ring around their asshole, the shit stain, or darker rim thanks to not anal bleaching, that like most assholes is bigger than the girl realizes, because she probably doesn’t spend the day looking at her asshole..and never have I been asked by a woman “can you see my anus in this”…but sometimes, if you’re lucky, you can… This is the ANUS pic I was looking for yesterday. It Happened. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Eva Longoria ANUS of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I have always hated Eva Longoria. No, not because she married a big black guy a while ago, I’m not a racist, but because everyone loves her and thinks she’s wonderful and this great contribution to society…but I see a self hating Mexican, who identifies with being Mexican when it’s good for business…but not when she’s hiring Mexicans to be her slave… But it’s nice to see that despite her efforts, she’s slowly becoming an actual Mexican, because she is a Mexican, rounding out all middle aged, looking like she’s been working at the taco shop making the toritillas… I figure…good choice in the one piece big a burly satan woman. The post Eva Longoria Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
People love Eva Longoria….she’s an international star, maybe because she’s not white and the Mexicans and Spanish speaking people find her sincere and exciting in her charity work and Desperate Housewives shit she still leverages… But she always came across as bullshit to me. I didn’t find her all that hot. I felt she was a pawn in some ABC primetime drama and I was convinced she was a fair weather mexican, you know the kind of first generation immigrant who was raised so white and spoiled so hard, that she thought she was white and was humiliated by her accented parents. The kind of Mexican who would vote for Trump because he represents the American dream they see in the movies. Who would hire Mexican illegals to do her gardening and housecleaning and who would eat Americanized Mexican food…just to fit in….except when it came to the casting couch…where bitch was Mexican as fuck to get the job…. But here she is trying on bathing suits regardless..and she’s not all that bad for an old Mexican…I mean I wish that’s what the Mexicans at the Mexican restaurants I go to looked like…instead they are fat and neckless… The post Eva Longoria in Swimsuits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
See Exclusive Pics From Upcoming Obama Biopic ‘Southside With You’ So the world turned up for President Obama’s last birthday in office. In fact, POTUS is set to celebrate his 55th birthday in style tonight with an epic birthday bash courtesy of wife and First Lady Michelle Obama. The #SweetBlackLove shared between our nation’s leader and his partner is undeniable. People everywhere are anticipating the release of ‘Southside With You’ which tells the story of a budding romance between the President and First Lady back when they were young Barack and Michelle. Get amped for the release of the film starring Parker Sawyers and Tika Sumpter this month on August 26th!
