These Jessica Simpson pictures happened last week and I didn’t notice them – because I don’t give a fuck about Jessica Simpson tits. She’s over 30, a mom, fat for the last decade, married, did I mention a mom….she’s also an idiot, a puppet, uninteresting, boring and only skinny due to corporate sponsorship… That said, look at these fucking tits… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Revisiting Jessica Simpson’s Caged in Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Malin Akerman must be pretty old….but she’s a fucking babe and sometimes, even when old she can be hot in movies, photoshoots or whatever it is that she does….I’m sure it has something to do with her Swedish roots, or maybe, but I doubt it, it has something to do with her being from Canada….since I’m from Canada and have yet to fuck anyone who looks like Malin, if anything, I’m just mad I didnt find her roaming the streets of Toronto in the late 90s, where I could have moved in and thwarted her dreams of Hollywood, by knocking her up and giving her a home in a basement apartment – hating her existence…who at 37 would be 400 lbs…and not looking like this. It’s funny how life works out for some people….and how it doesn’t workout for others.. The post Malin Akerman for Ocean Drive of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Apparently Kim Kardashian posted this picture of her ass….that she has spent the last year or two having her team photoshop into something almost worth looking at, until realizing it is Kim Kardashian….leaving you confused, like when you come across a hot tranny without knowing she’s a tranny, forcing you to make the exception because your penis is telling you one thing and your brain is telling you another story and your penis always win… This is not what Kim Kardashian looks like in a g-string, but it’s a version of her, totally modified you can pretend is someone else… The post Kim Kardashian’s Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Lil Wayne just gave up on a crowd in Italy … throwing his mic and walking off stage after they failed to get behind his performance. Wayne’s overseas for Milan Fashion Week and was performing during the Philipp Plein show, you can tell from the video … the crowd just wasn’t feelin’ it. At one point, the rapper tells everyone to put their hands up — and with the exception of about a handful — no one listens. It’s unclear if there was some type of language barrier or if the folks in attendance just weren’t Weezy fans but one thing was for sure … the rapper was PISSED, throwing his mic and walking off.
You may know Martin Shkreli as the douche who jacked up the price of the life-saving AIDS drug Daraprim. But with any luck, the inmates at Lewisburg Federal Correctional Facility will soon know him as the little weasel who’s willing to shell out more commissary Hot Pockets for protection than any terrified new fish in cell block history. Shkreli was arrested this morning on charges of securities and wire fraud after an investigation revealed that the 32-year-old penis wrinkle CEO had used stock from his former drug company to pay off past debts from a hedge fund he ran into the ground. We don’t want to jump the gun and call this a Christmas miracle just yet (The guy still has to be convicted and sentenced, after all.), but it’s hard not to get excited over the idea of karma delivering a ball-shattering crotch kick to a guy who’s horrendously dick-holish behavior isn’t limited to rolling the dice with the lives of millions of sick people. Shkreli was recently accused of stalking and harassing a former employee; he was fired from his post at Retrophin (the company whose stock he essentially stole) “because of serious concerns about his conduct,” and he enjoys flaunting his obscene wealth by purchasing extravagant status symbols like a $2 million Wu-Tang Clan album . (Hilariously, Wu-honcho the RZA blasted Shkreli on social media, and the little fella got all worked up about it.) As of today, Twitter fights and random feuds with Bernie Sanders are probably pretty low on the wannabe-G’s list of 99 problems, as he’s facing a lengthy prison sentence if convicted. Hey, look on the bright side Martin: You might finally get some of that street cred you so desperately seek. They probably won’t let you take your collection of priceless, limited-edition Air Jordans into the clink with you, though.
Have mercy, Netflix users. In the very near future, you’ll be able to watch Fuller House and chill. Fuller House Promo The Tanners have been given an official move-in date, as the above teaser confirms that all 13 episodes of Fuller House will hit the streaming service on Friday, February 26. The spinoff will pick up with this beloved family 21 years after Full House went off the air, with Candace Cameron Bure starring again as D.J. Tanner Fuller. She is recently widowed and living in San Francisco with two familiar faces: Jodie Sweetin’s Stephanie Tanner and Andrea Barber’s Kimmy Gibbler. Joining these three adults under one roof will be four kids: Gibbler’s teenage daughter Ramona, and D.J.’s trio of children: rebellious 12-year-old Jackson; neurotic 7-year-old Max; her newborn baby, Tommy Jr. We can also look forward to guest appearances by John Stamos (Jesse Katsopolis), Bob Saget (Danny Tanner), Dave Coulier (Joey Gladstone), Lori Loughlin (Becky Katsopolis) and Scott Weinger (Steve Hale). Oh, yes, nearly the entire band is getting back together. With the exception of The Olsen Twins because some cast members allegedly hate them . Are you psyched for Fuller House? Or are you sort of stupefied that such a program is about to exist?
Jill and Jessa Duggar confirmed that they were molested by Josh Duggar in a candid interview with Megyn Kelly earlier this month, but other than that, the fan-favorite sisters have avoided the spotlight as much as possible in recent weeks. Jessa thanked fans for their support and offered an update on her pregnancy this week, but with the exception of the Kelly interview, she and her family have refused to speak to the press and have remained uncharacteristically quiet on social media. So it's not surprising that when Jessa, Jill and their husbands were spotted walking through the Akron, OH airport last night, a lone paparazzi tried his best to get the girls to open about how their lives have changed in the wake of the Josh Duggar sexual abuse scandal . Unfortunately for the persistent pap, the newlywed sisters and their shell-shocked husbands remembered their media training and kept mum. Check out the clip above to see Jill and Jessa handle the unwanted attention like a pair of seasoned pros.
Whoever told you not to date your co-workers most likely didn’t work in the entertainment industry or read celebrity gossip sites because … well, it happens a lot. A LOT a lot. These 21 beloved couples who paired up on TV shows past on present got so into character, they decided to give real-life romance a shot. Some of them even lasted, too! Others … yeah, not so much … 21 TV Couples Who Dated in Real Life 1. Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis The running joke during That 70s Show was that Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis should date in real life. Now they’re engaged with a baby on the way. Why do so many hot TV cast members end up dating their co-workers? Working 70-80 hours a week on location with them might be a major contributor. By definition, they have a lot in common. And probably don’t see many other human beings for months at a time. So there is the convenience factor! For viewers, it can be difficult at times to tell whether you’re watching art imitate life or vice versa, especially if the duo receives celebrity gossip coverage. If you’re a fan of The Vampire Diaries , you know this phenomenon well. So see the gallery above and see 21 famous couples on TV and in real life that dated professionally and personally, and gave it the old college try. Or in the case of Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher , the old high school try and the 30-something try, having skipped the whole college and early 20s phase. Mila and Ashton are perhaps the exception to the rule, married (possibly, or at least close) with a child while other TV romances were as short lived as … Well, some of the shows they were on. Not everyone’s a winner. Which are your favorites? Which couples did you not even know dated on their respective shows, or outside of them? Discuss in the comments below!
Reality TV and controversial, OMG moments go hand in hand. They’re the primary reason you watch The Real Housewives of Atlanta online (for example). In the early days, though, such moments weren’t nearly as common or explosive. The Real World has nothing on some of the scandals of modern times. Lately, it seems like we’re dealt one jaw-dropping reveal, moment or conflict after another. So many it’s almost become a struggle to keep up with them all. That said, here are 19 of the biggest reality TV scandals of all time: 19 Scandals That Rocked Reality TV 1. TLC Cancels Here Comes Honey Boo Boo Give the network credit. It pulled the plug as soon as rumors spread of June Shannon dating her daughter’s former molester. EWWWWW! Not all shockers take place with the cameras rolling, of course. Jon and Kate Gosselin imploded off camera, while TLC just canceled Here Comes Honey Boo Boo because of June Shannon dating a child molester. That never made it to air … and the show likely never would have if producers had known the tawdry extent of the Georgia matriarch’s past relationships. Bottom line? Don’t expect an end to the madness anytime soon. Despite what its title implies, you don’t watch Bad Girls Club : Redemption for the actual redemption, but for the bad girls clubbing each other. Just saying. As long as producers and network executives believe that scandals equal ratings, awful behavior will continue to be the norm, rather than the exception. Even if they don’t create drama on camera, the types of personalities likely to land shows in a more and more absurd TV landscape are likely loose cannons. See now- canceled Sons of Guns and other examples. This is just how it is these days. Some lament the state of TV for this reason, but there’s clearly an audience for it, and it appears to be growing if anything. Click through and see which you would rank #1!
