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Jessica Simpson Hilarious Pregnancy Pic of the Day

I know that Jessica Simpson has a team behind her on this pregnancy publicity stunt, cuz she isn’t clever enough to dress as a “Mummy” on Halloween, the day she decides to announce on her blog that she’s going to be a “Mommy”, even though we were all 90 percent sure she was, even though I liked that 10 percent grey area where it was just where her fatness decided to deposit itself, like the permanently pregnant looking girl who works at Walmart the last 5 years, and who has never given birth…we all know someone like that, and it is always way more joyous when witnessing some unsuspecting asshole congratulate them, far more joyous than the actual miracle of birth cuz it does more self-esteem damage and less vaginal damage, perfect combination for me to get laid…. Either way, now she’s got an excuse for eating for two….at least for a few months…who cares..

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Kim Kardashian Ill-Fitting Pants of the Day

PORNSTAR!!!! It amazes me that cancers on society exist….because I know they exist because of us…the general public…because if there was no interest in her…she’d fade away where she belongs…and I anticipate that happening, but also know she’ll put up a good fight, since she started out rich, and didn’t need the money, so this public life was all for ego….sure the money is bonus for a grubber like this…but it wasn’t the motivation…so it’ll be fun to watch the demise… In the mean time, here’s her dumpy, fat uterus, shitty body, not from her more interesting angle, cuz the paparazzi suck and are paid off, because for some reason she wants us questioning her fatness, wondering if she is pregnant for ratings, when really her huge spanx controlled ass is far more fun to stare at, especially with weird pants jacked up her shit…literally…

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Kate Walsh Has Cleavage of the Day

Who the fuck is Kate Walsh and why the fuck am I putting up pictures of her cleavage like it fucking matters. It is shit like this that makes me wonder what the fuck is wrong with me. I mean I don’t give a fuck about this trash and I am sure you don’t either…I mean seriously, is she a sex symbol? I guess everyone’s a sex symbol, since I want to fuck everyone, including you, but I get angry at myself when I do posts like this…Real angry…cuz they just don’t make sense to me.

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Jennifer Tilly’s Fat Tits of the Day

Here is some Jennifer Tilly cuz I appreciated her strategy to play down her fatness by playing up her fat tits… I’m not the kind of guy who goes nuts over tits, when they are associate with a thick fucking body, cuz I figure if a bitch eats enough pie, she’ll get fat tits, too….It’s about as impressive as when a girl gets fake tits…cuz shit’s artificial…not to mention fat tits alway hang shitty, look shitty and usually smell shitty cuz their fat arms can’t reach their assholes to clean them properly…I only like big tits on small frames… But you’re American and as an American you probably think this hag is skinny…. I’m really only posting this cuz I thought this was Jennifer Connelly, who’s tits I actually do like at least better than I like this…Oh well…Next time I’ll try to get my names right.

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Aubrey O’Day Doesn’t Hide Her Fat of the Day

I think Aubry O’Day is targeting the fat chick fetishists and/or black dudes, cuz not only is she wearing a tight dress that shows off every roll and fold, but she’s also wearing horizontal stripes, something all fat people know make them look substantially fatter, while carrying a fucking cheesecake…. It’s like she’s embraced her fatness and is loving it cuz it gives people something to talk about when nothing else is going on for her…especially since it’s given her a fucking a place in the world of fat chick lovers all while maintaining the black cock she’s always had..cuz black girls only see white and that’s good enough for them… Here are the pics…of Aubrey O’Day on the X-Tina Aguilera diet plan…They need to get together and eat it out….

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Kim Kardashian’s Thickness in a Tight Dress of the Day

Kim Kardashian strapped herself up in her her spanx and ace bandages, squeezed her fatness into a tight a tight dress and showed off her tits and ass and unfortunately, that was good enough for me. Unfortunately, it’s just one of those days where Kardashian looks hot and I hate when that happens…

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