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Kate Middleton: Inside the Dramatic Non-Delivery!!

Kate Middleton is due to give birth to the royal heir(ess) in just a few weeks … which makes this celebrity gossip tabloid cover nothing short of amazing. Promising ALL THE DETAILS of the royal birth, Life & Style omits just one: Kate Middleton hasn’t actually delivered the royal baby yet. Despite this minor discrepancy, her family and security team have “rushed to the hospital,” while Prince William has been “torn” from his wife’s side. Life & Style has taken up writing some historical fiction, apparently. Isn’t the point of being a gossip magazine that you write just that? As in gossip people might actually believe, and that while difficult to prove, is equally challenging to disprove? Thus keeping the rumor mill churning? This is just a bizarre, blatant misstatement of commonly-known fact, not unlike if THG were to tell you these Kim Kardashian baby photos were real. THG NOTE: They’re not, but they’re hilarious.

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Paulina Gretzky for Canadian Fashion Magazines of the Day

I saw these pics the other day and didn’t really react to them…firstly, cuz I hate hockey and everything about hockey, especially the stars of hockey, their puck slut wives and their spoiled brat daughters…cuz hockey players, are usually small town, white trash, uneducated retards with more money than they know what to do with, who marry hooker type women who love to spend money, and who have babies so that their hockey man will never stop spending money on them….resulting in attention seeking, using her allowance to buy fake tits Paulina Gretzky, who is like a stripper but with more money…and less getting naked….so pretty much worse than a stripper… This girl is the queen of “selfies”…showing off her tits and rich girl party slut trash ways….so seeing her try to re-brand herself as someone serious, in clothes that don’t put her implants on blast and that aren’t embarrassing to her small town Canadian grandparents…is a joke in and of itself…and that is why I’m posting the pics…you cause we all know she’d rather be spreading her vagina in a gangbang in the VIP room after one too many bottle service bottles…but instead she’s here trying to be serious and it is funny.

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Kourtney Kardashian’s Post Baby Bikini Body for US Weekly of the Day

Guess who’s mom negotiated a 100,000 dollar deal with some shitty gossip magazine to be the official source of Kourtney Kardashian’s bikini body after having her second kid…you know the same mom who probably starved Kourtney Kardashian after having her second kid…with this plan already outlined….because their family is a fucking business….that’s right the evil Kardashian stage mom, who only really stage momed when the kids were in their mid-20s….exploiting the bi-product from her gold digging womb…and taking a cut off the top….in some weird as fuck, egotistical bored rich woman hustle…that I understand cuz I’ve met rich people…but that I don’t really get why the world is buying into it…cuz they are vapid, uninteresting, trash…..but I guess that doesn’t matter…you see hollywood is a small town of suck up losers, and they run the entertainment industry 99 percent of America are affected by, and I guess it is only natural she’d use her position in the LA social circle to do this….what is unnatural is that the people actually pay attention…even the hot one…isn’t fucking hot…what a joke….and here she is in that bikini for US weekly with her big, boring, bullshit photoshopped reveal. Horrible.

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Kate Middleton Pregnant With Twins? Nope!

This rumor runs counter to all the recent Kate Middleton weight loss gossip, but it’s actually been reported that she and Prince William are expecting twins! Not the case. Tabloids recently claimed the 29-year-old Duchess is pregnant twice over, a palace rep tells Us Weekly that she is not currently expecting any children. “Suffice to say that were it true, it would be us that announces it, not a gossip magazine,” the couple’s rep tells the entertainment news rag. Likely true. That doesn’t mean that the day won’t come, however. “I think we’ll take it one step at a time,” William

Miley Cyrus: I Want to Be a Role Model

For Miley Cyrus, it’s the end of an era. No, we aren’t referring to the time in her life when she wore pants and didn’t look ridiculous each time she took the stage. Instead, we’re paraphrasing the singer herself in a recent interview with The Montreal Gazette . Cyrus spoke to the newspaper and explained her decision to end Hannah Montana after this season: “You don’t want it to grow up too much, where the younger audience feel they can’t watch the show anymore. But also, [don’t] go backwards and make it so young that you lose the older fans that you have. It’s just kind of come to a point where there’s not much more we could do with [the show].” Miley is focusing on her career as an adult actress , a transformation she understands isn’t easy to take for many fans. “I want to be a role model and have people look up to me, but this also doesn’t mean that I am not going to live the way that I want to live,” she said. “I’m going to grow up at some point, and I’ve been always honest about that.” Just so you know, Miles, wearing skimpy clothing on stage and pretending to make out with female dancers is NOT the sign of a grown-up. These are the actions of an immature child desperate for attention.

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Angelina Jolie: Blackballed By Her Own Family!

On her promotional tour for Salt, Angelina Jolie has not been shy regarding her happy family life and how she makes a point of spending time with the kids. She even says she makes them bacon and eggs “every morning.” But is this just a front for a conniving woman who’s been ostracized by her own brood? We doubt it, but why let truth stand in the way, right In Touch? First it was the drug photos. Then Jennifer Aniston stealing Brad Pitt back. Now, the

Mistress: Tiger Woods Only Got Married For PR

Disgraced golf god Tiger Woods told cougar mistress Theresa Rogers that he married Elin Nordegren only to boost his public image, according to reports. While this account comes from an unnamed friend of Rogers, do you dispute it?

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Season’s Greetings: A Very Octomom Christmas

The Kardashians know about krys for attention, but their Khristmas Kard can’t even front on Octomom, the hardest-working unemployed baby pimp in Cali.

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Jessica Simpson Travels to Africa, is a Moron

Days after calling off the search for her beloved dog Daisy, who was abducted by a coyote sometime last week, Jessica Simpson traveled to Uganda to film more of her stupid upcoming reality show, The Price of Beauty . Simpson, who is in Africa with pals Ken Paves and Cacee Cobb, is “focusing on work” after the loss of her 5-year-old maltipoo, a source close to her says

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