It’s not easy to upgrade from Batman, but Jennifer Garner may have done just that by hooking up with the man once known as McDreamy. Yes, according to OK! magazine, Jennifer and Patrick Dempsey are dating . And, of course, no tabloid drama would be complete without a jealous ex who hopes to “tear them apart.” An insider tells the tabloid that Jen and Patrick hit it off while making the 2010 film Valentine’s Day together. Now that they’re both newly single ( Dempsey separated from wife Jillian Fink in early 2015), Patrick and Jennifer have reportedly been meeting for coffee to discuss the difficulties of a high profile divorce. Sources claim that the actors gradually became more than friends over the past several months. Last we heard, Affleck was dating Sienna Miller , but according to OK! , he’s still less than thrilled by the news that his wife of ten years has moved on with one of Hollywood’s most eligible divorcees. Obviously, Jen and Patrick have yet to confirm that they’re an item, and they’ll be separated for the next several weeks as Dempsey films Bridget Jones’s Baby in London, but insiders say the relationship is moving rather quickly. If the rumor is true, of course, we imagine Ben will kick off 2016 with a desperate campaign to win Jen back. View Slideshow: Celebrity Breakups of 2015: The Year of the Split!
This is so not what Miley Cyrus needs today. With the artist mourning her dead dog Floyd, Life & Style has come out with a new cover story that claims Miley is PREGNANT & SCARED. For real, the tabloid alleges that after months of “one-night stands and out-of-control antics,” the singer could be facing the “ultimate consequence: pregnancy!” And is this ultimate consequence ever became a reality, a so-called friend says Cyrus would have quite the dilemma on her hands. “I don’t think she would even know who the father is, since she has been so promiscuous,” the anonymous insider says, adding ominously: “[Miley] likes to have unprotected sex.” We also know she loves to smoke pot . The combination of these two acts could totally produce a baby. This totally real pal is “sure” Cyrus “forgets to take her birth control pills” sometimes, according to the cover story, probably because she’s too busy Twerking. We’ll keep our eyes on Miley’s stomach over the next few weeks and we’ll take this hilarious story out of the following gallery if we somehow see it growing, baby bump style: 25 Hilariously Untrue Tabloid Stories Open Slideshow 1. Tim McGraw and Faith Hill Tabloid Cover Tim McGraw and Faith Hill aren’t doing too well. Jealousy is to blame, according to this tabloid. View As List 1. Tim McGraw and Faith Hill Tabloid Cover Tim McGraw and Faith Hill aren’t doing too well. Jealousy is to blame, according to this tabloid. 2. Kate Middleton Tabloid Report Is Kate Middleton pregnant again? According to this (false) tabloid report, you bet. 3. Miranda Lambert Tabloid Cover Miranda Lambert is on the cover of the new issue of Life & Style. 4. OJ as Khloe Kardashian’s Father? Bombshell alert! OJ Simpson may be Khloe Kardashian’s father. Do you believe this rumor? 5. Jennifer Aniston Pregnant, Alone Jennifer Aniston is pregnant and alone. That does not sound like a good combination. 6. Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Are Getting Married! Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are getting married! It’s amazing, really. 7. Will Smith and Margot Robbie Cover Will Smith and Margot Robbie are featured on this Star cover. Are they having an affair? 8. Gwyneth Paltrow Cheating! In Touch wants you to read all about Gwyneth Paltrow cheating. That doesn’t make it true, of course. 9. Angelina Jolie Risking Her Life Is Angelina Jolie risking her life for another baby? So the celebrity gossip reports say. 10. Tim McGraw Gay Cover Is Tim McGraw? Yes, totally… if you somehow believe this National Enquirer cover story. 11. Miley Cyrus Drug Problem? Miley Cyrus has a serious drug problem. If this Star cover is to be believed, that is. 12. Luke Kirby Tabloid Cover Katie Holmes is not dating co-star Luke Kirby. But try telling that to OK! Weekly. 13. Mason Dash Cover Story Sorry, Scott Disick! But according to this made-up cover story, you are not the father of Mason Dash. 14. Kanye West: Gay?!? Oh my God! Kanye West may be gay! No wonder Kim Kardashian is freaking out. 15. Justin Bieber and Rihanna?!? Justin Bieber had an affair with Rihanna!!! According to this tabloid, at least. 16. Brangelina Engaged! Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are engaged, according to OK! And for once, they’re actually correct! 17. Royal Scandal Pippa Middleton is under fire for her friend pulling a firearm on a photographer. But is it all overblown? 18. Will Smith Tabloid Cover No, Will Smith is not having an affair with another man. That’s what this tabloid story suggests. 19. Wedding AND a Baby! Jennifer Aniston is getting neither, but a wedding and a baby are both good things, so Life & Style felt she should have them. How kind. 20. Kim Kardashian: Cheater?!? Does Kris Humphries possess proof that Kim Kardashian cheated on him? Only if you believe this cover story. 21. Suri Cruise Abandoned Suri Cruise has been abandoned by her dad. At least according to this publication. 22. Farewell, Scott Disick! See ya, Scott Disick! According to this cover story, Kourtney Kardashian has thrown her baby daddy out. 23. Kim Kardashian Threesome Story Kim Kardashian was involved in a threesome with two porn stars. So this Star cover story alleges. 24. Selena Gomez: Destroyed by Love! Selena Gomez was destroyed by love! It prompted her to check into rehab, if you buy this cover story. 25. Miley Cyrus: Pregnant and Scared? Is Miley Cyrus pregnant and scared? No. But this tabloid wants you to think otherwise.
Is Jennifer Aniston pregnant? No. Not a chance. But hey, why let that stop you if you’re In Touch and you want a break from Kim Kardasian or Kate Middleton coverage? Exactly. Just go with it people. The celebrity gossip magazine claims that after YEARS of failed relationships, her baby dreams will FINALLY be realized … next year. Maybe. According to this obviously reliable source, Jen has begun IVF treatments, and if all goes as planned, she’ll be pregnant by her 45th birthday February 11. IF she’s not already. IN TOUCH WILL NOT RULE THAT OUT! “She’s ready,” says an insider close to Jen and fiancee Justin Theroux, adding that she will be “an amazing mom.” We have no doubt she will … but come on. How many years will it take before this story stops being recycled? Between this and her lack of weddings, we’re almost hitting Jen tabloid fatigue. She even said this week that she has no date set with Theroux, though she already feels married . Are kids in the future for them? Maybe. Or not. We won’t know for sure until she actually is pregnant, but she’s certainly in no hurry, and the obsession with the topic on tabloids’ part is a tad strange:
It’s a stressful time for Kim Kardashian. She’s a new mother, the world is mocking her daughter’s name ( North West … really?!?) and SHE ABSOLUTELY MUST LOSE ALL BABY WEIGHT AS SOON AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE!!! At least that’s how one source puts it to In Touch Weekly . “Kim is obsessed with getting the baby weight off – and fast,” an insider tells the tabloid, adding that she immediately asked her sisters if she looked skinner once North was born. “Kim’s terrified she will never get her body back,” added the mole “Everyone has told her not to stress – that it’s about being healthy and having a good mindset for your baby, but her family knows that at the end of the day, Kim will do what Kim wants.” That’s true. Except for the part about Kim doing what Kim wants. We all know Kim only does what Kris Jenner wants.
Kate Middleton is due to give birth to the royal heir(ess) in just a few weeks … which makes this celebrity gossip tabloid cover nothing short of amazing. Promising ALL THE DETAILS of the royal birth, Life & Style omits just one: Kate Middleton hasn’t actually delivered the royal baby yet. Despite this minor discrepancy, her family and security team have “rushed to the hospital,” while Prince William has been “torn” from his wife’s side. Life & Style has taken up writing some historical fiction, apparently. Isn’t the point of being a gossip magazine that you write just that? As in gossip people might actually believe, and that while difficult to prove, is equally challenging to disprove? Thus keeping the rumor mill churning? This is just a bizarre, blatant misstatement of commonly-known fact, not unlike if THG were to tell you these Kim Kardashian baby photos were real. THG NOTE: They’re not, but they’re hilarious.
Amanda Bynes was arrested Thursday night in New York City, to the shock of no one. Police were called to her Midtown Manhattan apartment building on suspicion of disorderly conduct. When officers arrived at the scene, they witnessed Bynes throw a bong out of her 36th floor window. Bynes was taken to Roosevelt Hospital for a psychiatric evaluation, before getting booked at a Midtown police station. She’s been charged with reckless endangerment, marijuana possession, and felony tampering with evidence. The troubled starlet has been exhibiting bizarre behavior for the past few months and is already serving three years probation for driving with a suspended license.Bynes is also still facing a DUI charge from April 2012. Follow The Hollywood Gossip as the story develops…
Oh. No. They. Didn’t. Amanda Bynes is gonna be pissssssssssssed . Not only does In Touch accuse her of “increasingly erratic antics” in its new cover story, they totally use an old photo of her! It’s like they’re TRYING to stir the pot! Their conclusion: She’s being destroyed by fame! Destroyed! The old pic is just a tease of the scandalous Amanda Bynes pics inside, allegedly. Although she has regularly denied doing drugs, photographer Giovanni Arnold claims he’s got images of the troubled star wasted out of her mind. From when he hung out in her “drug den,” supposedly. When she’s done Twerking and taking selfies, Amanda, the celebrity gossip claims, passes out on a dirty mattress in her New York City apartment. Dreaming, perhaps, of having a baby so she can be the next Kim Kardashian . Amanda is a noted fan of Kim and her K-siblings, but whatever she’s doing or thinking, it involves massive amounts of drugs – or so ITW claims. “She gets so high that sometimes she won’t even leave her house. One minute she’s cool, down-to-earth,” he says. “The next, she’s totally different.” “Indecisive, can’t hold a conversation … mentally, she’s all over the place.” Okay, well, that much we’ll agree with.
Note to random employee at JFK airport: Kim Kardashian and Kanye West may pose like Jesus . But they aren’t actually gods that deserve special treatment, okay? The couple touched down in New York yesterday following a trip to Brazil, only to find themselves at the center of a TSA investigation because an airline greeter rushed them past a checkpoint in order to speed up their boarding process. Once Kardashian and West took their seats on a flight bound for Los Angeles, they were pulled off and forced to go through security again, delaying the flight about an hour. We actually can’t make fun of Kimye for a change this time. The TSA confirms to TMZ that this was an employee error: “An airline employee escorted the two travelers through a non-public area in order to provide expedited access to their domestic flight. In doing so, the airline employee violated security protocols by permitting the travelers to by-pass the TSA security checkpoint. TSA officials learned of the violation and conducted a private screening of the two passengers in the area of the jetway. The passengers were cleared to board their flight, which departed after a delay of approximately 50 minutes. TSA is actively investigating the incident.”
Rumors have been swirling for weeks now that Season 4 of Teen Mom 2, which kicks off Tuesday, will be the last for the popular MTV reality series. The reason is simple: Jenelle Evans . Supposedly, the North Carolina Hurricane has become such a liability that even MTV and her own co-stars worry about their association with her. Their fathers do too, apparently. Last week it was Corey Simms’ dad, Jeff Simms, calling her out. This week it’s Chelsea Houska’s father, Randy Houska, taking a shot at her on Twitter. Randy, who fans love because he keeps Chelsea in line – and free of scandals, it’s worth noting – delivered this not-so-subtle message to Jenelle: “So far, TM2 has been a great experience. The crew, the teen moms, their family and friends: all good. @PBandJenelley_1 – you are the wild card” OHHHHHH. It’s interesting to see the effect of Jenelle Evans’ arrests, divorce drama, and drug rumors on the show at large and the message it’s sending to viewers. Moms like Chelsea Houska have maintained that they agreed to be on Teen Mom 2 to show the ups, downs, challenges and joys of young motherhood. With celebrity gossip sites constantly focused on why Jenelle Evans got arrested this time and who she’s married to or dating now, the show has shifted. A few weeks prior, Jenelle’s own co-star Kailyn Lowry called her out for bringing her drama out in public so often; she quickly deleted that Tweet. However, she re-tweeted Randy Houska’s comment this week, and praised Chelsea’s dad for “being so honest.” So there’s some tension there. Look like the show – or at least Jenelle’s part in it – is on borrowed time.
John Galliano has once again angered some members of the Jewish community. The designer, who was fired from Christian Dior in 2011 after declaring his love for Hitler on video, was photographed yesterday outside a friend’s Manhattan apartment – and his outfit has apparently angered some local Jewish leaders. Seeing the long jacket, the hat and and the curly sideburns, Brooklyn Assemblyman Dov Hikind asked The New York Pos t: “Who is he mocking ? If it was just anyone else, I wouldn’t know what to say. But considering who this guy is, considering his background and what he’s said in the past, let him explain it to all of us: Are you mocking us?” Galliano was found guilty of hate crimes in a Paris court about 18 months ago. He was sentenced to a fine, but avoided jail time. What do you think of his above outfit? Is he mocking Jewish folks? Yes, for shame! No, not at all! View Poll »
