Bella Thorne’s found a new way to cocktease…Dancing with a low cut….or loose fitting…tank top that’s arm holes are big enough for her to lift her arms up and show that titty…and when put into motion on snapchat, during dance classs, it makes the tit flash seem so innocent, unintentional, not planned…but you know that she’s clever enough to know how to be subtle in her seduction and exhibitionism…she doesn’t want to be a straight up ho, this way..she can still get jobs instead of just giving rich guys blow jobs…which is also a job…but not one that gets you millions of fans… I don’t know if there’s tit or nipple or pasties…I just know she’s getting creative in her half nakedness and for that…we should celebrate her. Snapchat is the source of all disposable masturbation material… The post Bella Thorne’s Snapchat Titty Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Her name is Kate Compton. She’s an instagram model. The kind of girl who is famous for her hard work posting selfies of her half naked body, working with instagram photographers, because everyone on instagram is a photographer, making for magical burger filled shoots, that make you wonder if people just like the burgers and not the girl…is she interchangeable…or is she the missing link that legitimizes all these instagram people….I don’t know, but I will try to masturbate to her. The post Kate Compton’s Alright of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Is It Inappropriate For This Half-Dressed Mother To Pole Dance In Front Of Her Daughter? What is wrong with this video? Or do you think critics of this video are just uptight? It’s possible for a mom to pole dance in her underwear and still be a great parent, riiiiiiiiight?
Miley Cyrus in her bathrobe pushing out her tits – is one of the highlights of my day – because I guess I’ve been won over and sucked into Miley Cyrus and her weird as fuck creative team’s movement… They do their weird as fuck instagram pictures that you know don’t come from a talented place, but from a try hard trying hard place, but I guess that’s what art is about these days, being weird for the sake of being weird…and the people, too dumb to really look at it, just eat it up, cuz it is Miley Cyrus..and she’s famous… The reality is she could have taken any angle – and chose hipster topless chick – instead of prude country girl – and I guess that’s a good thing..
These are some pretty big production pics of Eva Green for Compari, and despite not being one of my advertisers, or paying me for this, I feel compelled to post them, because they are big, bright, red and interesting – and I guess being the half retard that I am, that’s enough for me – or maybe I still like Eva Green thanks to having big hot french tits from that Movie Dreamers where she fucked her brother – and incest, even when not real, is the best….
Andi Elloway is my favorite photographer in the history of photographers and I am not just saying that beacause I have seen her in a bikini during a photoshoot in a pool and it was a religious experience. I am saying it because despite it being a religious experience, the quality of her pictures were solid, I mean I know models who have a hard enough time just being hot in a bikini, you know unable to even answer basic questions while being in a bikini, yet Andi produces art while being art… You see, despite being so hot while in action, hot enough to be in front of the camera – she chooses to be behind the camera and that is the perfect level of subtlety I like in a babe…it’s like “I could be a half naked girl, it’s easier, but I choose not to, I am the half naked girl taking pictures of a half naked girl, making the half naked girl she is taking pics of, more comfortable than I would, as I masturbate in the corner asking her to crawl around and arch her back more…I’m that kind of director… So here is a little whipped cream bikini – amazingness with babe I don’t know much about, but feel the need to help organize a weekend retreat with…where I may propose in some orchestrated youtube video named Chlsea Lipp and this is just way too much of a good thing for my brain to process and absorb….all I know is that I am happy it happened….
Joanna Krupa busted out some serious sexiness for OK! Magazine ‘s annual SO SEXY event; as to be expected, considering she’s so hot, she could even make a garbage bag look good. I still think I prefer Joanna’s backyard bikini shows to her red carpet appearances though. But honestly, I don’t really care where she is, as long as she’s showing off that amazing body of hers. And neither should you. Enjoy. » view all 14 photos Photos: WENN.com
First, we had my new crush Amy Willerton posing half-naked in a clamshell , now we’ve got her half-naked in a hot tub. If you ask me though, I like this version better. It’s much steamier. See what I did there? I’m telling you guys, that Pulitzer is mine this year. » view all 11 photos Photos: Fameflynet
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