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Tamsin Egerton Has Great Oral Skills

The great thing about summer finally being here isn’t just that it’s bikini season again — it’s also popsicle season. And here’s  Tamsin Egerton enjoying our first of the year. Now, according to my research, Tasmin’s a British actress and dating Josh Hartnett, and if you ask me, she’s clearly very talented. And definitely has a bright future ahead of her once she ditches that loser to dedicate herself to her true calling: eating popsicles for the paps full time. Enjoy. Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Bad Movies We Love: O

Ralph Fiennes’s sweeping Coriolanus arrives this weekend. See that shit. Fiennes whips up a batch of thundering personal conflict, the kind that made Quiz Show so awesome, and Vanessa Redgrave gives a supporting performance far worthier of an Oscar than her work in Julia . She is angst and fury. She’s like Coriolanus Morissette up there. But if Shakespearean seriousness isn’t your thing, please circle back to 2001 when Mekhi Phifer, Julia Stiles and Josh Hartnett served up a Shakespearean telenovela in O , based on Othello . Hope you like hip-hop, opera and Josh Hartnett’s “evil” face, because this movie is a green-eyed monster that’s trying so hard not to be funny.

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Josh Hartnett’s Girlfriend Pisses Herself in Tight Jeans of the Day

Her name is Sophia Lie….and she pisses herself….I mean I guess she could have spilled a drink on herself but where’s the story in that…. In her defense, you’d piss yourself to if you were forced to spend more than an hour with Josh Hartnett, let alone spend your life with the fucking asshole. You know because clearly you wouldn’t have any dignity or self respect…. See I know a girl who went on a date with Josh Hartnett when he was in town filming and apparently he spent the night talking about his hair and whether it was better in one movie than the other…and that’s the kind of conversation that would make a motherfucker, even an opportunistic motherfucker drink until they have no more feeling …. Here are the rest of the pics… Here are some of her fashion modeling pics….cuz she’s a hot fashion model …so hot she has a celebrity boyfriend…assuming Josh Hartnett is still a celebrity…and she’s one of these three naked bitches…just not sure which one…you can try to make a came out of the shit….since you have nothing else going on… Here’s some art faggy video cuz you like those art fag….

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VIDEO: If Sin City 2 Never Gets Off the Ground, There’s Always Bunraku

VIDEO: If Sin City 2 Never Gets Off the Ground, There’s Always Bunraku

Humor! Action! Kat Dennings! Now THIS is a Thor Trailer!

Can we all agree that the Thor marketing materials thus far have been a little less than thrilling? Good. Because now we really have something to look forward to from the Kenneth Branagh-directed Marvel actioner — an epic-scale tent pole set on two worlds with a sense of humor about itself, lots of swirling, hammer-smashing action, fantastical villains and creatures to ogle, and the acknowledged fetishizing of Chris Hemsworth’s abs.

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Humor! Action! Kat Dennings! Now THIS is a Thor Trailer!

Naked Ping Pong Trumps Stars in A Girl Walks into a Bar Trailer

The trailer for Sebastian Gutierrez’s A Girl Walks into a Bar features of a number of faces you may recognize, including Danny Devito, Josh Hartnett, Zachary Quinto, Rosario Dawson and Carla Gugino. They spend the entire trailer firing self-conscious dialogue at each other, waving around guns and sometimes doing sexy dances (not Devito, don’t worry). But really all you’re going to remember here is the room full of no-name actors playing ping-pong totally naked.

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Naked Ping Pong Trumps Stars in A Girl Walks into a Bar Trailer

The trailer for Sebastian Gutierrez’s A Girl Walks into a Bar features of a number of faces you may recognize, including Danny Devito, Josh Hartnett, Zachary Quinto, Rosario Dawson and Carla Gugino. They spend the entire trailer firing self-conscious dialogue at each other, waving around guns and sometimes doing sexy dances (not Devito, don’t worry). But really all you’re going to remember here is the room full of no-name actors playing ping-pong totally naked.

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Abbie Cornish and Josh Hartnett Might Be Dating

A woman who helped break up Ryan Phillippe and Reese Witherspoon, and a man that hasn’t had a hit movie in years, might be dating. Indeed, sources link Abbie Cornish with Josh Hartnett. The two were spotted together on Saturday night at Warren 77, a bar owned by professional hockey player Sean Avery. They got cozy and – brace yourselves! – left together. We’ll report more on this story as news breaks… if anyone cares about the duo.

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