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Josh Hartnett on the Samurai Western Mash-Up Bunraku and Life Outside of Hollywood

It’s no coincidence that Josh Hartnett has been off the grid, so to speak, in the years following his most recent string of mainstream turns ( The Black Dahlia, Resurrecting the Champ, 30 Days of Night ); after spending a decade in Hollywood, the 33-year-old tells Movieline, other interests and challenges called. “I’ve been trying out a lot of different things,” Hartnett explained during a chat about his latest art film endeavor, Guy Moshe’s hyper-stylized Bunraku . “I started this business so young, I kind of grew up in it… I’m just living a rather unique life, I think, and I enjoy it.”

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Jerry Hall is an Expired Model On Vacation of the Day

I don’t know if Jerry Hall is in a shirt or a one piece bathing suit….I stopped looking when I remembered that this is Jerry Hall today and not Jerry Hall in the late 70s…..I just know she’s on vacation even though her life has been a pretty huge vacation…. Sure I’ve posted picturs of her in a bikini but a lot can change to a 55 year old in just one year…you know that breaking point where she’s officially old and not worth a fuck….you know that point where even she says no to a bikini even though she’s accepted her body, is comfortable naked, but is just respectful of the on-lookers…..even though I still want to see her naked…. I’m more into her daughter Georgia May Jagger the Model ….and expect this gentle loving post about her mother to go straight to her vagina making me her obsession….it could happen..and her jealous older sister Lizzy Will Do Playboy to Get My Share Of Attention Jagger isn’t so bad either….

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Josh Hartnett’s Girlfriend Pisses Herself in Tight Jeans of the Day

Her name is Sophia Lie….and she pisses herself….I mean I guess she could have spilled a drink on herself but where’s the story in that…. In her defense, you’d piss yourself to if you were forced to spend more than an hour with Josh Hartnett, let alone spend your life with the fucking asshole. You know because clearly you wouldn’t have any dignity or self respect…. See I know a girl who went on a date with Josh Hartnett when he was in town filming and apparently he spent the night talking about his hair and whether it was better in one movie than the other…and that’s the kind of conversation that would make a motherfucker, even an opportunistic motherfucker drink until they have no more feeling …. Here are the rest of the pics… Here are some of her fashion modeling pics….cuz she’s a hot fashion model …so hot she has a celebrity boyfriend…assuming Josh Hartnett is still a celebrity…and she’s one of these three naked bitches…just not sure which one…you can try to make a came out of the shit….since you have nothing else going on… Here’s some art faggy video cuz you like those art fag….

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DVD: The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who May Have the Most Outrageous Movie Title Ever

With Shout! Factory releasing the Mystery Science Theater 3000 take on Ray Dennis Steckler’s horror musical The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies on DVD this week — coming on the heels of the widespread acclaim for Sundance midnight entry Hobo with a Shotgun — it seemed like as good a time as any to look at some of the most unwieldy, memorable, and occasionally even poetic movie titles ever concocted. Such as:

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Humor! Action! Kat Dennings! Now THIS is a Thor Trailer!

Can we all agree that the Thor marketing materials thus far have been a little less than thrilling? Good. Because now we really have something to look forward to from the Kenneth Branagh-directed Marvel actioner — an epic-scale tent pole set on two worlds with a sense of humor about itself, lots of swirling, hammer-smashing action, fantastical villains and creatures to ogle, and the acknowledged fetishizing of Chris Hemsworth’s abs.

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Something Borrowed Trailer: Bridesmaids Revisited

Naked Ping Pong Trumps Stars in A Girl Walks into a Bar Trailer

The trailer for Sebastian Gutierrez’s A Girl Walks into a Bar features of a number of faces you may recognize, including Danny Devito, Josh Hartnett, Zachary Quinto, Rosario Dawson and Carla Gugino. They spend the entire trailer firing self-conscious dialogue at each other, waving around guns and sometimes doing sexy dances (not Devito, don’t worry). But really all you’re going to remember here is the room full of no-name actors playing ping-pong totally naked.

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Shauna Sand’s Boytoy Gives her a Massage of the Day

I don’t really care for Shauna Sand, but I gotta give her some credit, she really gets how to live the good life a lot better than the other strippers she used to work with and stole her look from. All it took was getting naked in a Playboy decades ago, in a time when getting in Playboy mattered enough to get some Lorenzo Lamas soap star motherfucker to marry her and have kids with her, only to divorce and lock into a monthly check that affords the luxury of having a European cabana boy on staff at all times…a rent boy to travel with her, carry her purse, massage and have sex with, that is used to working for rich men and who doesn’t mind the fact that her pussy looks like an emptied out scrotum…who fuck her on camera for the glory and a little money…cuz when you are gutter trash who only knows how to make money with your body..and no one cares to publish your shit anymore…and your old option is a sex tape …. Pics via Bauer

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Abbie Cornish and Josh Hartnett Might Be Dating

A woman who helped break up Ryan Phillippe and Reese Witherspoon, and a man that hasn’t had a hit movie in years, might be dating. Indeed, sources link Abbie Cornish with Josh Hartnett. The two were spotted together on Saturday night at Warren 77, a bar owned by professional hockey player Sean Avery. They got cozy and – brace yourselves! – left together. We’ll report more on this story as news breaks… if anyone cares about the duo.

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