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Kendall Jenner Is Now A Model

Posted on September 10, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know what Kendall Jenner and her sister are doing strutting their stuff on a catwalk but shouldn’t they be home studying? Hasn’t school started yet? Someone needs to knock some sense into Bruce Jenner and let him know that uneducated fame wh%res end up doing adult films, having marriages that last 72 days, and eventually hook up with douchebags like Kanye West. History always repeats itself…

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Holly Madison Pregnant Bikini Pictures

Posted on September 10, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here is a pregnant Holly Madison showing off her bikini body for one last time before her figure goes downhill. Holly needs to capitalize on her new found motherhood the best she can and what better way than staged bikini photos? Yes, magazines pay a lot of money for this crap. I don’t know why, but women love to follow celebrity pregnancies and can’t get enough of seeing their baby pictures. It’s crazy! Anyway, Holly had a good run here on Hollywoodtuna throughout the years and I just want to thank her for the sweet ‘mammaries’.

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Mayra Veronica Shows Off Her Curves

Posted on August 7, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ve had this Mayra Veronica chick on the site a few times before, I think that she was one of those busty latinas like Sofia Vergara that I used to post way back in the day when I first started this crap. Anyhow, she obviously didn’t take off like Sofia, but that doesn’t mean I’m above posting shots of her showing off her sweet big curves on the red carpet for something. I would like to see her and Sofia back together again for an awesome Hollywoodtuna exclusive bikini shoot. You can contact me on Twitter at @hollywoodtuna1

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Heidi Montag Needs To Make A Comeback

Posted on April 5, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I haven’t seen Heidi Montag in a long time and I have to say that it’s actually been kind of nice not dealing with all of her nonsense, but I’m not afraid to admit that I’ve missed her big old fake breasts. Here she is out the other night in her sexy boots and jeans….. Something’s missing though. Where the hell are the man made goodies? This is probably why she hasn’t been on the site in so long. If you’re going to make a Hollywoodtuna comeback, the best way to do it is to bust out the big guns. Let down.

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Holly Madison Sexiest Beer Pong Player Ever

Posted on March 19, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Obviously yesterday was St-Patrick’s Day and I’m still pretty hung over, I guess that’s why I woke up in the bathtub, but I thought it would be a good idea if I shared these pictures of Playboy hottie Holly Madison with you guys. Here she is playing beer pong with a midget. You heard me right, she’s actually playing beer pong. Hot. I think it’s got to be pretty damn annoying being a midget on St-Patrick’s Day so this little dude lucked out with his Holly face to face. I’m jealous. more pictures of Holly Madison here

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Stephanie Seymour’s Big Bikini Breasts

Posted on March 19, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It’s obviously a slow news day here at Hollywoodtuna, it could have something to do with the boatload of St-Patrick’s Day beers I consumed yesterday, but I’ve got these pictures of former somebody Stephanie Seymour hanging out in her bikini. They’re not terrible, her breasts look nice and plump and those powerful thighs look like they could really do some heavy lifting if they needed to. Enjoy.

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Stephanie Seymour’s Big Bikini Breasts

Posted on March 19, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It’s obviously a slow news day here at Hollywoodtuna, it could have something to do with the boatload of St-Patrick’s Day beers I consumed yesterday, but I’ve got these pictures of former somebody Stephanie Seymour hanging out in her bikini. They’re not terrible, her breasts look nice and plump and those powerful thighs look like they could really do some heavy lifting if they needed to. Enjoy.

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Former Playmate Jayde Nicole Just Because

Posted on May 20, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I know what you’re thinking, who really gives a crap about Jayde Nicole ? But if I don’t pay attention to these washed up former Playboy Playmates Of The Year who will. Ok so maybe some older rockstars or some D-Bags with really thin beards will, but they won’t get the girls the kind of exposure I can. At least not the wholesome Hollywoodtuna exposure. I’m a celebrity blogger damn it! Ugh, even I laughed at myself for that one.

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Rotten Tuna: Megan Fox

Posted on April 28, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I never thought the day would come that I would be featuring one of the greatest hotties of all time Megan Fox in one of my Rotten Tuna segments. This is a sad day at Hollywoodtuna, my penis is at half mast. Here she is out the other day in a serious period outfit, probably buying tampons, looking absolutely depressing. I don’t mean that she looks sad, I mean that she’s depressing me and my job is to look at hot chicks all day so that’s not an easy thing to do. She better make it up to me soon.

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Ashley Greene Nude Bodypaint

Posted on January 8, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ashley Greene is new on the Hollywoodtuna scene so I’m happy to see that she’s doing her damnedest to get my attention. Here she is wearing nothing but a painted on bikini for some SoBe ad or Sports Illustrated bullsh#t, it doesn’t matter, she’s naked! I would love to be the gay guy that got to paint this on…. A straight guys work wouldn’t have such clean lines

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Ashley Greene Nude Bodypaint

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