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Nebraska Inmate Makes Mistake While Self-Mutilating His Face An Omaha inmate carved the number 666 into his forehead , using a mirror as his guide…but with a poor grasp of how reflections work, he ended up making a series of inverted 9’s instead. But it seems it may have been his latest stunt in a bid to avoid the death penalty for his crimes. Via Omaha.com : Jenkins told a Douglas County judge during a recent telephone hearing that he “self-mutilated” by trying to carve “666” into his forehead. The problem? Jenkins was looking in a mirror. So he carved the 6s backward — making them look more like upside-down 9s, according to court officials. Jenkins reportedly told Douglas County District Judge Peter Bataillon that he carved the 666 — known in the biblical book of Revelation as the number of the Beast — because he is not receiving treatment for his purported mental illness. He asked the judge to order the Nebraska State Patrol to investigate. Bataillon declined. It is not clear yet whether Jenkins will use the latest self-mutilation to try to get himself again declared incompetent before he can face a death-penalty hearing. Jenkins mutilated himself last year, and Bataillon delayed his death-penalty hearing. It took a year before the judge declared him competent to stand trial. Jenkins’ disclosure of a Manson-style mark — the California killer has a swastika between his eyes — was just the latest antic in a case that has dragged on for 20 months. Somehow we feel like living out your days in maximum security prison with a heavily mutilated face isn’t MUCH better than going ahead and facing the death penalty… Douglas County / James R. Burnett via The World Herald
Nebraska Inmate Makes Mistake While Self-Mutilating His Face An Omaha inmate carved the number 666 into his forehead , using a mirror as his guide…but with a poor grasp of how reflections work, he ended up making a series of inverted 9’s instead. But it seems it may have been his latest stunt in a bid to avoid the death penalty for his crimes. Via Omaha.com : Jenkins told a Douglas County judge during a recent telephone hearing that he “self-mutilated” by trying to carve “666” into his forehead. The problem? Jenkins was looking in a mirror. So he carved the 6s backward — making them look more like upside-down 9s, according to court officials. Jenkins reportedly told Douglas County District Judge Peter Bataillon that he carved the 666 — known in the biblical book of Revelation as the number of the Beast — because he is not receiving treatment for his purported mental illness. He asked the judge to order the Nebraska State Patrol to investigate. Bataillon declined. It is not clear yet whether Jenkins will use the latest self-mutilation to try to get himself again declared incompetent before he can face a death-penalty hearing. Jenkins mutilated himself last year, and Bataillon delayed his death-penalty hearing. It took a year before the judge declared him competent to stand trial. Jenkins’ disclosure of a Manson-style mark — the California killer has a swastika between his eyes — was just the latest antic in a case that has dragged on for 20 months. Somehow we feel like living out your days in maximum security prison with a heavily mutilated face isn’t MUCH better than going ahead and facing the death penalty… Douglas County / James R. Burnett via The World Herald
I’m not sure what award Sarah Hyland was up for at the 21st annual SAG Awards last night, but if I had to guess, between her and her co-star Sofia Vergara , Modern Family had to have been nominated for Best Ensemble Funbags. That’s an official category, right? Because if not, it should be. I mean, a cast this talented deserves to be recognized. So I don’t know about you guys, but me and the Little Tuna are giving them both a standing ovation right now. Bravo. » view all 23 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
I’m pretty sure that Ariel Winter is still only 16, so no matter how much she looks like the next Sofia Vergara here, you’re going to want to ignore these pictures of her at the SAG Awards and just move it along. Unless, of course, you want to be nominated for the Best New Inmate Award at your local penitentiary next year. …I didn’t think so. » view all 17 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
I’m pretty sure that Ariel Winter is still only 16, so no matter how much she looks like the next Sofia Vergara here, you’re going to want to ignore these pictures of her at the SAG Awards and just move it along. Unless, of course, you want to be nominated for the Best New Inmate Award at your local penitentiary next year. …I didn’t think so. » view all 17 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
Once again, Chris Brown finds himself in the middle of a criminal investigation, but this time, the troubled star is the victim for a refreshing change. When Brown was jailed for getting kicked out of rehab back in April, he was taken across the country to Washington D.C. for his assault charge case. He spent the better part of a few months in jail early last year, as you may recall, but this bizarre ID theft allegedly happened when he was in transit. Before officials put Chris Brown on Con Air , one of his first stops was the San Bernardino County (Calif.) Jail, where he stayed for around a day. Even for brief stays, procedure requires a photo ID created for the inmate, and when the R&B singer moved on, that identification was left behind. Eight or nine months went by until this week, when the prison ID showed up online , on sale for $10,000. Chris’ lawyer, Mark Geragos, went ballistic. The San Bernardino County Sheriff’s Dept. launched an investigation, tracing the ID to someone in the area. Police seized it and grilled the suspect. The guy denied stealing it, playing the old “got it from a friend who got it from a friend” card. Police are still unclear how the thing got out of custody. An investigation is ongoing. Ironically, but not shockingly, Chris may have another of these photos taken any day now after his probation was revoked again .
I’m not sure what Bella Thorne was doing at the People’s Choice Awards last night, because I’m too scared to even Google her name. But I’m going to go out on a limb and assume she was there to accept the award for Best Teenage Troublemaker. That’s a thing, right? If it is, Bella’s a lock. Now move it along, unless you want to be in the running for Best Inmate next year. » view all 20 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
Thug life. Aaron Hernandez Spotted In Court With New Tattoo Received In Prison Aaron Hernandez obviously has a thing for ink. One would assume that the time he’s spent behind bars would keep him from adding to his massive collection…but lo and behold, the alleged gang member and murder suspect popped up in court with fresh ink on his hand last week. You know, there’s a very good reason prison tattoos are illegal…can anyone say, severe infection, tetanus, hepatitis C, or even HIV? But Aaron Hernandez isn’t exactly well known for making responsible life choices . SMH. Via RadarOnline : Disgraced former New England Patriots player Aaron Hernandez has been in jail for nearly a year— and it looks like in addition to allegedly assaulting another inmate, the accused murderer has been collecting new ink behind bars. The heavily-tattooed 24-year-old— who has been locked up in the Bristol County House of Corrections in North Dartmouth, Mass., since his arrest last year in the June 2013 killing of semi-pro football player Odin Lloyd— was spotted sporting a new design at a May 29 court date. On the back of his right hand, the former pro bared the letters “CBS/WBS IWBTG.” While the meaning of the letters is unknown, Hernandez did not have the tattoo at his last pre-prison appearances. It’s unlikely Hernandez will be able to consult professional tattoo artists anytime soon: The inmate was indicted last month in the July 2012 murder of Cape Verde natives Daniel Abreu and Safiro Furtado. Any gang-affiliated peeps or current inmates want to clue us in on what the tatt might mean? Anonymously of course…don’t put yourself (or your crimes) on blast in our comment area.
For Julianne Hough, Orange is the New… Blackface. The former Dancing with the Stars pro turned some heads and stirred up some controversy last night when she attended a costume party in Beverly Hills dressed as the character Crazy Eyes from Orange is the New Black . She put her hair in the signature style as this inmate, she wore prison garb – oh, and she painted her face a darker shade than usual because the actress behind Crazy Eyes is African-American Uzo Aduba. As you might expect, the move has drawn a great deal of criticism online, with many aghast over Hough’s use of blackface. This term applied in the past to theatrical makeup painted on for minstrel shows in which performers created a stereotyped caricature of a black person. What do you think of Hough’s costume? React now: So funny! So wrong! So… who cares?!? View Poll »
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