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19 Unfortunate Fashion Fails From The Late 90s

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Justin Bieber Held For Questioning At LAX

Singer is reportedly being questioned by customs after returning from Japan. By MTV News Staff

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Ashely Tisdale’s See Through of the Day

Ashley Tisdale has a weird fucking fan base…because every time I laugh at her shitty plastic surgery, or the fact that she’s left out of most conversations involving the Disney Sluts you Want to Fuck because she’s built on some Sarah Jessica Parker facial platform…people go fucking crazy… It’s like they don’t understand that the reason I singled this bitch out was because she won some MTV award for being the hottest girl of the year, only for anyone with a brain to know that shit was paid for and a fucking scam… So unless she’s in a sex tape, I am hardly interested, even her white t-shirt with no bra hustle bores me, even when you can make out her nipple, because this level of famous should be fisting her own ass on webcam to pay her mortgage… I guess none of this really matters…I mean the real issue is I just spent 2-2.5 minutes writing about Ashley Tisdale, and as a grown man who didn’t watch High School musical with my kids, or lust after the cast because my wife wasn’t fucking me at home, that’s too much fucking time to spend on her…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Nina Agdal’s Boring Bikini Campaign of the DAy

You want to know what fucking sucks?? Catalog pics of a bikini model in a bikini…not because I hate bikinis, or bikini models in bikinis, but because they are always fucking boring…because shit is for a catalog and not a bikini model fetish site…where there’s any concept of strategy in making shit interesting…. Whether it is retard head Nina Agdal, the hooker who broke down so many barriers like so many hookers before her, you know booking SI Swimsuit for free, without having an Athlete boyfriend…or any other of these bitches…shit is not inspiring and more just marketing for them to find rich husbands like so many hookers before her… Boring. What could they do to make it better? Maybe a little Pornstar Experience…that is hooker talk for ANAL!!

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Iggy Azalea Thickeness for Revolve Clothing of the Day

Iggy Azalea booked a campaign for a pretty major clothing company…because that’s what happens when you become relevant… Relevant for being a viral video making, female rapping hit, even if the level of authenticity to what she does is practically non existent… You see, she was pretending she was this hard-up australian hooker, before coming to America where she just happened to get a record deal…because moving to America is so fucking easy for hookers, but more importantly, so is landing record deals, everyone’s got one who’s ever wanted one…right? There’s a backstory, that I assume involves fucking the right black man with her thickness, that is trendy….because most hookers don’t line up this for themselves, because most hookers end up in the fucking fucking ditch somewhere….. Either way, here’s her campaign…and it sucks…considering her music videos are a whole lot more porny…. [gallery

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Buzz Bites: Justin Bieber’s DUI Trial Delayed Until July – MTV.com

+ Justin Bieber's trial for his DUI arrest in Miami was originally scheduled for May 5, but it has now been delayed until Jul. 7. The singer's lawyers had requested more time to examine evidence and consider a possible plea

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Shanina Shaik for Free People of the Day

Shanina Shaik is some portuguese water dog model with a great ass, who I assume was a fisherman before being sold off to the evil billion dollar panty corporation…who have lent her out to other panty corporations because they probably manufacture their bullshit for them in their sweatshops all you middle american assholes who like Victoria’s Secret support when you buy their shitty overpriced smut that you think will make you look like one of their models…when really all it does is smell like a poor Indian child’s tears and sweat… I also assume, that despite not being with Leonardo DiCaprio, who I don’t think loves the ethnic ones, is not quite a hooker yet, even if all modelling has a whole lot of prostitution to it…. Catalog Pics are always dull…but here they are anyway.

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Suki Waterhouse and Cara Delevingne Erotica of the Day

Suki Waterhouse, who has sex with Brad Cooper….and Cara Delevingne, who has sex with Micheelle Rodriguez, got together in what I assume was a “We are under 25 year old models who like fucking 40+ celebrities” group therapy session….where they produced some armpit licking porn…as part of their 12 step treatment program to such a strange fucking fetish…because 40+ year old celebs are old and boring…while these young models could be fucking anyone….even each other..which is why these pics are weird.

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Suki Waterhouse and Cara Delevingne Erotica of the Day

Stoya for Oyster Mag of the Day

Stoya is a pretty legendary and successful pornstar and like a few pornstars before her, she’s decided to do some mainstream fashion editorial shoots, this time for OYSTER MAGAZINE ….She is shot by Tim Barber and I may not know Stoya, but I’ve heard she’s one of those geniuses who got into porn because it’s really easy money and not that big of a deal, who has an actual education, or at least something of interest to say, possibly full of shit like Sasha Grey or the Duke University chick, or maybe legit like my girl ASA AKIRA who I interviewed ….because some porn girls are amazing, others are shit, like some photographs of porn girls are amazing, and others are shit…this one is up there with amazing, because of the bush, the hipster fashion feel, and that’s just what I happen to be into… All this to say…here are the pics.

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Cassandra Dawn is Magical of the Day

One of my favorite girls is Cassandra Dawn and here she is in a shoot for Arman Thanvir She’s looking a perfect level of native American, that makes me want to rape and pillage a small village just to win her hand in marriage…meets tanned asian working the rice paddy fields of vietnam where I save her with a North American passport… You see, pictures of her inspire all kinds of things in me….99 percent of them very fucking sexual… What a babe…

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