This is some video of fittest instagram model Izabel Goulart…who sidelines as a Victoria’s Secret model…because it helps her get followers and likes on her instagram…which as we know is all that matters when you are a model… She is apparently cheating on Victoria’s Secret with ETAM, who Victoria’s Secret probably manufacture for in their sweatshops in Bangledesh, where they pay a kid 5 dollars a week to make 10,000 push up bras for white people…who will buy them for 100 dollars or 3 for 100 depending on the deal… And who cares…
Kate Moss is naked on the cover of LUI….like it was Playboy earlier this year…or like it was every paparazzi bikini picture ever taken of her…because Kate Moss, even at 100 model years old…still brings it.. It’s not a big deal but I am still a fan because I assume her life was awesome and still is…and I am impressed she hasn’t died of AIDS yet…but looks so good…all that unprotected sex with heroin using rockstar boyfriends…to all the other shit she’s done…I just wish this asshole pic was scratch and sniff.. I am into it…
Maja Simonsen is some busty enough tall girl who I guess wants to be a model and friended some photographer who was tapped into the Purple magazine blog, who decided to submit the pics and thanks to the internet, and not my love of uptight fashion magazines and the uptight people they cover who take themselves too seriously, but rather the fact that fashion is bullshit, but bullshit that tricks girls into getting naked, making it something I may not participate in, but definitely pay a bit of attention to, because young tall girl tits, under any circumstance, exposed for any reason, is good enough for me….
Kate Moss did Playboy as part of their attempt to reinvent the dying magazine by taking a cue from fashion magazines and even Playboy Europe who have been “fashion porn” mags because fashion porn is hot…and the girls in fashion are better than the girls in porn..while still willing to get naked and show pussy cuz it is their job….and everyone cared…except me…because we’ve seen Kate Moss naked since the 90s, when she was at her prime…and even if I think she’s amazing, any 45 year old naked can only be so exciting, but I’ll still stare at her photoshopped legs for any and all campaigns…like this one.
Dree Hemingway and Doutzen Kroes are in LOVE magazine…and they are pretty hot…I don’t know which one is which because I have facial recognition blindness…but that doesn’t mean I would try to ejaculate on both their faces…if given the chance…it just means I wouldn’t know which one is which…
Kate Moss is my favorite…I love her and I always will…her use of her tits to get rich and famous and live a life of luxury filled with random dirty sperm and broken dreams… Even in her 40s, I’m buying her bullshit, but that’s just because I am so curious what her well traveled vagina smells like..after all the unprotected sex with rockstars…seriously… She’s a coke loving, sex loving, mom, who always shows off her tits…and she’s skinny and top quality…even if her vagina tells a different story… What’s not to love…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE and some more CLICK HERE
It was a toss up as to whether I’d post these pics of Kate Moss looking like an old lady with a boxy menopausal body to remember what was…or whether to post THESE PICS OF CHARLIZE THERON AND HER ANGELINA JOLIE / SANDRA BULLOCK / MADONNA BABY IN HER BIKINI I guess both get the point that nothing is forever, so seize the fucking day and do whatever it is you have to do as fast as you can fucking do it because before you know it, you’re pushing 50 and so is your fucking body…no matter how hard you try… It’s a good thing this girls made their millions in their 20s, so they can ride the good life, it’s just depressing to watch it go down… Because with every stretch mark and bloat I see, I’m reminded that I am also old as fuck, but unlike these bitches, I’m not in a bikini living large, I’m in a basement apartment, living with a bitch who is large…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
I don’t have a foot fetish, or a shoe fetish, if anything, I find that shit just weird as fuck. It makes me uncomfortable. I figure all fetishes stem from some getting molested by your uncle or camp councillor or priest place….. It just can’t be healthy or beneficial to be into one specific thing obsessively for sexual purposes. It is creepy…. I mean there are people out there who can only get off to a girls feet, and even some people who can only get off to fucking a girl’s shoe… I think a better strategy is to just be a general pervert who likes all things and makes them sexual even when they aren’t, especially when those things are Kate Moss, being all old and used up like a cummed on rag in the corner of your bedroom you haven’t washed in years…she’s just that good.
Here ares some pretty boring, standard, corporate, dull, safe, repetitive pics of Kate Moss sprawled over a motorcycle, that were shot by Terry Richardson, who I can only assume is getting ready to retire now that he’s been hired by every single company and has shot every single cover and has worked with every single celeb and model…because this shit is not interesting, compelling, or erotic…it’s like they walked in, collected their checks, snapped some pics, and went off to get wasted together, because that’s all this fashion shit is, a money making machine, that once you’re popular enough to be part of, you don’t have to do anything and the idiots will celebrate you… You see Terry Richardson used to shoot low level amateur porn with hipsters…Kate Moss has been consistently nude most of her career…yet here in this shoot today…they did this… What a bummer…but I still want to bum her…with my tongue…to taste the years of use…you know to taste the vintage aged anus that’s traveled the world…
Now here’s someone we haven’t seen in a long time: Kate Moss . And better yet, she actually looks decent for once. Of course, the fact that she’s bending over in a bikini helps. As a veteran supermodel, Kate obviously knows that’s every girl’s best angle. Photos: FameFlynet
