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Krysten Ritter is in a Bikini of the Day

Krysten Ritter is another irrelevant, barely famous at least not in my world, who the fuck is Krysten Ritter bitch proving that as long as you get in a bikini, and tip off the paparazzi, they will come running with cameras to take pics, because bikini pics get hits, even if they aren’t hot bikini pics, and even when they should be more in tune with her instagram hustle, where she takes them from far enough away that we don’t have to see her stupid looking face…even if her bodies alright… I want more scandal god dammit… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Celebrity New Years Eve Round-Up of the Day

Apparently, celebrities are just like us and celebrate New Years Eve, or at least use it as a photo opportunity for people to talk about them…here are a few low levels and some celebrity royalty doing their boring New Years hustle because they’ve already won – taken from their instagram and twitter because they are so kind to share with us peasants…to give us a glimpse into the lives we have collectively given them…so fucking nice of them… Taylor Swift and Sarah Hyland BFFs on New Years because they get each other… Jaime King and Selma Blair New Years Eve Kiss – Racy Lesbians no one cares about….because it’s not the 90s… Nina Agdal’s Pink New Years Hair… Bar Refaeli does the Mickey Walrus Christina Milian Cleavage Jojo by the Fire Krysten Ritter in a Bikini top and a Gun in New Mexico Jamie Chung in a Bikini in Turks a Caicps Kelly Brook Hid Her Tits Boring… None of these people really matter, they are all pretty low level, but it’s good to know that their New Year’s Eve sucked as hard as your did, because ultimately, they are just people too, very horrible miserable vile people, but people nonetheless….

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Krysten Ritter Does Bikini Yoga of the Day

Krysten Ritter is some old as fuck ex-model turned commercial model turned some girl on Breaking Bad who I guess is now out of work…and looking for attention…because she’s taken her skinny body to the beach…where she’s posing in yoga stance wearing a bikini which is what I call strategic pornography. I mean she might as well be laying their spread eagled screaming “LOOK AT ME EVERYONE”…but this strategy is more subtle, less obvious, and thus more effective…it’s attention whoring 101…a class I am willing to teach at any local college willing to hire me.

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Ginger Spice’s Horrible Ass Flash of the Day

Ginger Spice is still alive and she’s working in collaboration with the wind to keep herself as relevant as possible, which isn’t really that relevant at all, but relevant enough for the paparazzi to take pics of her flashing her ass intentionally, but not overly intentionally, so that it still comes across as an accident rather than a desperate cry for attention…and now that she’s pushing 100 years old, it’s not as exciting as when the wind blows up hotter girls’ skirts, because the wind is a fucking pervert just like me, but I’ll still look at it, because my life is pathetic. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS – IF YOU CARE ABOUT GINGER SPICE ASS FLASHES CLICK HERE

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Ginger Spice’s Horrible Ass Flash of the Day

Ginger Spice is still alive and she’s working in collaboration with the wind to keep herself as relevant as possible, which isn’t really that relevant at all, but relevant enough for the paparazzi to take pics of her flashing her ass intentionally, but not overly intentionally, so that it still comes across as an accident rather than a desperate cry for attention…and now that she’s pushing 100 years old, it’s not as exciting as when the wind blows up hotter girls’ skirts, because the wind is a fucking pervert just like me, but I’ll still look at it, because my life is pathetic. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS – IF YOU CARE ABOUT GINGER SPICE ASS FLASHES CLICK HERE

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Krysten Ritter for Peta of the Day

Krysten Ritter is in an ad for PETA and unlike all the other low levels who have done ads for PETA, she’s not nude….not that the others were nearly nude enough, but rather were strategically nude to get some attention and for PETA to not be considered pornographers…but rather activists who save the nude protests for the lesbian vegan disgusting girls we don’t want to see naked protesting fur while eating organic potatoes in construction boots….and what it comes down to is that I believe in all charities that help animals in any way, even though I eat animals, I believe in saving them when they aren’t food….so I like what is going on here, even if I don’t know who the fuck this Krysten Ritter is, but assume she’s John Ritter’s milking his name now that he’s dead, almost like Kaley Cuoco, up on some weekend at Bernie’s shit, because there can only be one Ritter family in Hollywood….right?

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Krysten Ritter for Peta of the Day

Krysten Ritter for Peta of the Day

Krysten Ritter is in an ad for PETA and unlike all the other low levels who have done ads for PETA, she’s not nude….not that the others were nearly nude enough, but rather were strategically nude to get some attention and for PETA to not be considered pornographers…but rather activists who save the nude protests for the lesbian vegan disgusting girls we don’t want to see naked protesting fur while eating organic potatoes in construction boots….and what it comes down to is that I believe in all charities that help animals in any way, even though I eat animals, I believe in saving them when they aren’t food….so I like what is going on here, even if I don’t know who the fuck this Krysten Ritter is, but assume she’s John Ritter’s milking his name now that he’s dead, almost like Kaley Cuoco, up on some weekend at Bernie’s shit, because there can only be one Ritter family in Hollywood….right?

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Krysten Ritter for Prestige Magazine of the Day

Krysten Ritter is some awkward Katy Perry impersonator looking girl…who apparently also acts in movies…..and is pretty unknown to me…bu making moves because magazines I’ve never heard of are doing photoshoos of her half naked in vintage bikinis or lingerie or whatever that is…all glamourous and not very erotic….and I’m posting it because I assume she has one fan….who is probably weird as fuck…and probably knows all her vitals and every line she’s ever spoke in movies…he memorizes them as he sketches her out of semen on his basement apartment wall…cuz that’s what happens when you do movies…you attract weirdos…..especially when you look like a weirdo….weirdo. She’s so intense…..

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Snoop Dogg Posts Hilarious Anti-Romney Top 10 List

Snoop Dogg has already endorsed the President , so his political preference is not news … but this pro/con list for the two candidates is still hilarious. Predictably, all the “cons” belong to Mitt Romney and not Barack Obama: The list was actually created by someone else (@DragonflyJonez) but re-posted by Snoop, and pretty much speaks for itself, even if there are some duplicate entries. Beyonce and Michelle Obama . Enough said. Election 2012 :   Obama-Biden Romney-Ryan View Poll »

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Ali Larter vs. Krysten Ritter: Whipped Cream Bikini Battle!

It’s one of the most iconic scenes in movie history: Ali Larter. In nothing but a whipped cream bikini. Seriously, fellas, go rent Varsity Blues right this very instant. In a new poster for Don’t Trust the B in Apt. 23, meanwhile, Krysten Ritter attempts to recreate this absurdly sexy get-up. Does she succeed? Does she outdo Landry? Based on these bikini photos , who would you rather…  

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Ali Larter vs. Krysten Ritter: Whipped Cream Bikini Battle!