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Lily Allen NOT Pregnant People

Lily Allen has taken to Twitter to deny speculation she is pregnant. The rumours started after the pop star was photographed with a round-looking belly in London. Allen wrote the message ‘I’m not pregnant. FYI’ on her Twitter page on Monday.

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Lily Allen Confirms Retirement

Lily Allen confirmed her retirement from singing at the age of 24.

Katy Price has an Awkward Body of the Day

If you’re wondering why homosexual Russell Brand is engaged to Katy Perry, its cuz her awkward lower body looks like a dude…but I think the real issue is the fact that you are wondering why Russell Brand is engaged to Katy Perry.

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Lily Allen’s Disgusting Thick Leg Update of the Day

This just in….Lily Allen’s legs are still fucking disgusting…but some of you still think she’s hot and want to lick her from ankle to unkempt hipster fat lazy chick bush…..because you are a fucking loser with low standards and so am I, but the difference between you and me is that I know when I am fucking shit, where as you’re just happy to be fucking.

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The Saturdays are a Pop Band I Want to Fuck of the Day

The Saturdays are a reminder that the UK, despite being a bunch of chimney sweepers are more evolved than us, which really makes sense because they are the reason America exists. It’s like America is the UK’s afterbirth, where all their unwanted trash from the UK came to set up shop a few hundreds years ago only to develop hick accents, fast food, and turn their classy, refined way into a trailer park housing project……because they are a pop band that is actually hot, the way it is supposed to be, unlike America that manages to give every ugly tranny lookn girl a fucking record deal…So here are the Saturdays to remind you that you are second rate USA….and to help you grasp why the UK looks down on you like the embarrassment you are… Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Doutzen Kroes Takes my Advice to Heart of the Day

I just posted about how fat and lazy Doutzen Kroes is and how she needs to hang with Precious to look skinny and hot like a model is supposed to look, and I guess she took my advice to heart, cuz here she is doing a workout between takes at the Victoria’s Secret photoshoot…at least I like to think I have that kind of impact, when really no one knows I exist, but here she is working out to remind you that it is never too late to change your life around….

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Lily Allen Shows Off Her Thick Legs at the Tennis Game of the Day

I wonder what goes through Lily Allen’s mind when she puts on a pair of shorts. Is she just a typical hipster who takes pride in not showering, having a huge bush and wearing dirty clothes, or is she legitimately just a lazy fucking pig

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Lily Allen’s Got Disgusting Sloppy Legs of the Day

I may hate my life but not as bad as Lily Allen’s legs hate her.

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Lily Allen Does the Lady Gaga of the Day

Lady Gaga, Lily Allen and Katy Perry were the trifecta of ugly popstars who came up at the same fucking time. It made me lose hope in society when something so bad could get so much positive attention.

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Christina Aguilera and her Transvestite Den Mother of the Day

I think I understand why Cher’s daughter went for a sex change and that’s because her mother has looked like a transexual her entire life, her friends and fans and supporters were always gay men and that gender bending fucked with her head, turned her dyke and now grew her a dick…… I don’t understand why Christina Aguilera is following Cher’s lead, I know they are in a movie together, but has Cher become the mother Christina Aguilera never had, are they discussing how together they can make the gay community collectively cum with a duet, is Aguilera trying to channel Cher’s icon status and apply it to herself, it’s all too much to process, but at least she showed off some tit. Cuz tit is apaprently what makes the world go round. Pics via Fame Facebook Shut Me Down Cuz They Are Racist- So Add My New Account ADD ME

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