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Kate Upton The Men Magazine of the Day

Kate Upton put her big tits to good use, as she does some magazine called The Man Magazine, which I guess creates sexist content for men, that make treat us like tit loving, 6-pack ab wanting, trying to get laid, idiots…as men magazines do…I’ve never heard of the magazine, because I am more about looking at girl’s assholes, working on getting as fat as I can without dying, and prefer my face smothered by hookers than sex with sluts I meet in a club…I guess I’m not a generic man, designed to live the life the media wants me to…. Either way, they photo shopped her so hard that she looked like a Sears catalog, despite being a buffet owner’s worst nightmare, the kind of girl who throws off their pricing model by eating all the fucking food…. But I guess when she’s photoshopped her tits look less sloppy and that’s a good thing…

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Edita Vilkeviciute Hot for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Edita Vilkeviciute is some Victoria’s Secret model, who is pretty amazing to look at, but even more amazing, because a year ago, SHE WAS POSING TOPLESS …and as any pervert photographer trying to lure a girl into giving him a blowjob with promises of a future in the fashion modeling industry would say, if you aren’t willing to take your shirt off, you haven’t got a fucking chance girl, cuz look at Edita, she was a titty model before being a Victoria’s Secret model, so get serious…and the stupid girl, in fear of looking like a killjoy, or unprofessional will get naked…and 4 years later when they don’t make it as a model, they will turn on the photographer and tell people he took advantage of her, you know in hopes of a little exposure… Here are the standard catalog pics you can try to masturbate to.

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Hunter King in a Bikini of the Day

Hunter King is a young soap star I haven’t heard of because despite living the life of an obese woman on disability or welfare from my Walmart cashier job..you know rockin’ the couch of the trailer home with a bag of chips and cookies every day at the same time for her stories…I don’t actually live the life of an obese women on disability…but after looking at this Hunter King girl and her instagram pics…I probably should…horrible acting, bad sex scenes, stupid storylines, are better when they come with hot young pussy…she’s 19, but her implants look 2. She’s got it all figured out and is on the right track. I am a fan.

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Hunter King in a Bikini of the Day

Justin Bieber Pulled Over, Ticketed in Ferrari

While Justin Bieber tries to figure out from whom he ought to pull out, the singer was pulled over in Los Angeles last night. Justin was cited by a police officer in West Hollywood around 6:30 p.m., with law enforcement officials confirming to TMZ that Bieber did, indeed, receive a ticket this time around. Bieber isn’t the best driver on the planet. He’s gotten in trouble with the law on multiple occasions for driving mishaps and illegal maneuvers, though it’s unclear what this violation was for. It’s been a rough week overall for JB. He broke up with Selena Gomez a few days ago, with many of her co-stars coming out to bash the artist over Twitter. Other reports, meanwhile, have linked Bieber with Barbara Palvin and state that he’s become so smitten with Victoria’s Secret models that he wants to live the life of a wild bachelor.

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Justin Bieber Pulled Over, Ticketed in Ferrari

Justin Bieber Pulled Over, Ticketed in Ferrari

While Justin Bieber tries to figure out from whom he ought to pull out, the singer was pulled over in Los Angeles last night. Justin was cited by a police officer in West Hollywood around 6:30 p.m., with law enforcement officials confirming to TMZ that Bieber did, indeed, receive a ticket this time around. Bieber isn’t the best driver on the planet. He’s gotten in trouble with the law on multiple occasions for driving mishaps and illegal maneuvers, though it’s unclear what this violation was for. It’s been a rough week overall for JB. He broke up with Selena Gomez a few days ago, with many of her co-stars coming out to bash the artist over Twitter. Other reports, meanwhile, have linked Bieber with Barbara Palvin and state that he’s become so smitten with Victoria’s Secret models that he wants to live the life of a wild bachelor.

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Ridiculous Summer Rentals, Real Housewives of New York City Edition [Real Estate]

For a couple hundred thousand dollars, you can live the life of Real Housewives Ramona Singer , Kelly Bensimon , or Jill Zarin in the Hamptons this summer. Just what you’ve been dreaming about, no doubt! More

Nicole Richie Says Her Life Is ‘Blessed’

Nicole Richie says she feels ‘blessed’ to be living her life right now in an interview with the UK’s Marie Claire magazine. The 28-year-old actress has two children, Harlow , two, and Sparrow , five months, with partner Joel Madden . Before settling down, Richie had been involved in eating disorder rumours because of her slim frame and was arrested in 2003 for driving while in possession of heroin. “I live my life and I do what I do, and sometimes you forget that people are watching you. Look, people can give reason after reason. To me, I’ve just accepted responsibility for what I’ve done, and I don’t really try and look at why I did it. I just feel that I have gotten past it and moved on, and it’s just something that’s not really a part of my life any more. And I feel extremely blessed to live the life that I’m living.” The way Nicole Richie has turned around her life really is remarkable.

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Sarah Jessica Parker’s Hard Nipples of the Day

I was just talking to a girl who begs her boyfriend to piss on her, who fucks him and his friends at the same time, who loves sucking pussy when her man fucks it and she asked if I was a horny dude because of all the sex talk I annoy people with and I realized that I’m really not all that horny. Sure, I like talking shop with whores and I really find pussy and tits the only really interesting thing in life, but I’m not as weird as a lot of people about sex and that kinda makes me feel inadequate

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Roberto Cavalli and His Russian Model Mail Order of the Day

When you’re one of the few fashion designers who is totally loaded to the fuckin’ tits from your fashion designing and you live the life of fuckin’ luxury who isn’t gay, despite what your bathing suit may imply, you pretty much have access to all the model pussy because they work for you and look up to you like you’re some kind of God and the whole thing gets pretty exciting because the fashion industry is about knee deep in fuckin’ pussy. So here is Cavalli hangin with some Russian model who must have been really hard to seduce, you know by taking her so far away from her one bedroom, bathroom down the hall, communist apartment she once lived in, cuz hanging out on yachts in a bikini s a hell of a lot less that eating rationed bread and beets while plotting your escape from the hell that you live in….

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Roberto Cavalli and His Russian Model Mail Order of the Day