Note to anyone playing Pokemon GO: Stop playing Pokemon GO. Seriously. But if you refuse to heed this piece of advice, at least follow the words of wisdom below: Stop playing Pokemon GO while walking anywhere near a body of water. In the following video, some dude is obsessed with this app, staring into his phone and talking to those around him. He's on the search for animated creatures that sort of exist in the real world (that's the most in-depth understand we're willing to have of Pokemon GO) when… oops! He walks right into lots of wet stuff! “Holy sh-t, I didn’t know that was water,” says the man. “That was funny.” Sure, yes. Funny. That's one word for it. There was also this instance of a weatherman having his report interrupted by a colleague playing the game… … and this admission by a 27-year old that Pokemon GO has caused her to question her entire life. We can see how it can have that effect on people. Watch this idiot walk into a lake now:
There are few things more disturbing than having a rat loose in your home. No matter what some Pixar movies try to tell you, these animals are not cute nor lovable nor great at cooking. They are really just very gross, sometimes carrying disease and pretty much always scaring the crap out of all they scurry past. So we certainly don't blame the woman in the following video for doing all she can to rid her home of a rat who has found his way up on a living room curtain rod. He's just running all around up there, having the time of his life. So, with her kids and her cat standing by, the woman grabs a trash bucket and a dust pan and she sets off to work. She hopes to just sweep the unwanted guest into the bucket, but she's having a lot of trouble. She has to resort to a tiny sand shovel at one point. And she falls down often. But she does keep at it, doing the best she can… … until her efforts prove futile, the rat gets away and ALL HILARIOUS HELL BREAKS LOOSE. Watch this video to see what we mean:
You know how the old adage goes, right? Dance like no one is watching. And you know what it means, right? Be confident in yourself. Don't worry about what anyone else is thinking. Heck, don't even notice what anyone else is thinking. You just do you and prove to others that you are a worthwhile person on your own, original, creative merits. This can be easier said than done, of course, as every guy who has ever shied away from dancing on a wedding floor knows. But try telling that to the little girl featured in the following video, which we first saw on My Fanatic and which comes to us from Bev's Dance Studio & Lily Pad in Michigan. Do you think this girl cares that, to be honest, she may be the worst “Whip/Nae Nae” dancer in the history of the universe? No, she can't pull off these moves like Justin Bieber can, or, heck, like some 95-year old men may be able to. Not even close. But that isn't preventing her from having a blast while jumping around and shaking her leg and doing God knows what, really. But we tip our figurative hats to her and we stand and applaud her effort.
“December 3rd, 2015 is not the day Scott Weiland died,” Mary Fosberg writes. “It is the official day the public will use to mourn him, and it was the last day he could be propped up in front of a microphone for the financial benefit or enjoyment of others.” Fosberg is Weiland’s ex-wife and mother of his two children, Noah, 15 and Lucy, 13. The couple married in 2000, and split up seven years later. In an open letter to fans (published on RollingStone.com), Fosberg asked that Weiland’s death not be “glorified.” The Stone Temple Pilots and Velvet Revolver frontman died of cardiac arrest on his tour bus in Minnesota. Police also found small amounts of cocaine in his room. In the letter, Fosberg criticized those who called Weiland’s behavior – which involved forgetting lyrics and falling on stage – “art” rather than a cry for help. She also wrote about how that affectd his ability to be any kind of father to their children. “The truth is, like so many other kids, they [Noah and Lucy] lost their father years ago. What they truly lost on December 3rd was hope. “We are angry and sad about this loss, but we are most devastated that he chose to give up,” Fosberg continued, urging adults to be a positive part of a child’s life. “I don’t share this with you to cast judgment, I do so because you most likely know at least one child in the same shoes. “If you do, please acknowledge them and their experience. Offer to accompany them to the father-daughter dance, or teach them to throw a football. “Even the bravest girl or boy will refrain from asking for something like that; they may be ashamed, or not want to inconvenience you. Just offer – or even insist if you have to.” Fosberg ended the letter with a plea to face addiction rather than bury it. “Let’s choose to make this the first time we don’t glorify this tragedy with talk of rock and roll and the demons that, by the way, don’t have to come with it.” View Slideshow: 24 Musicians Who Died Too Young
Channing Tatum appeared on a Jimmy Kimmel Live segment last night and said some really cruel stuff to a cat. Wait… what?!? Why? Even Kimmel himself has trouble really explaining, but Tatum stars in the upcoming Quentin Tarantino movie The Hateful Eight. He was unable to appear as a guest on the talk show, however, so Kimmel and his staff came up with the next logical idea: Tatum would hold a kitten and say eight hateful things to it. And he wouldn't hold back, either. “You're such a piece of s–t,” Tatum opens , setting the stage for a barrage of insults. “Hey, kitten, you smell like garbage and fish, bro,” the handsome actor later tells the poor pet. He also does an impression of the cat… taunts the cat over the dirty place on the cat's body that he spends all day licking… mocks the cat's lack of thumbs… flips the cat off… and talks trash over where the cat takes his bowel movements. We told you: it's all very, very mean! It's also very, very random and totally hilarious. See for yourself:
He’s been missing since November 27th, and now more details have surfaced about Michael Cavallari’s sordid past. Radar Online spoke to authorities in the San Clemente, CA, who confirmed that Cavallari, 30, was arrested on November 23rd for “criminal threats.” “The victim/informant was in her home when she heard tapping that sounded like a piece of metal hitting her door,” Chief Information Officer Kirk Wilkerson told the publication. “She looked through the peep hole and cracked the door open but did not see anyone. “She then looked out the window to the walkway between her apartment and the parking lot and saw Michael with a shotgun pressed to his shoulder and the barrel raised parallel to the ground, aiming down the path.” Prior to that, the female and Cavallari argued and she was “in fear of him.” Officers arrived at the scene, confiscated Cavallari’s gun then found more damaging evidence at his home. Cavallari was then arrested. “While speaking with Michael, deputies could smell a strong odor of an alcoholic beverage coming from his breath,” Wilkerson said. “Michael admitted to having a loaded shotgun in his trunk.” In August, Cavallari called the cops on the female, alleging that she punched him in the face. Unfortunately, Cavallari had a bench warrant out for his arrest, so he was then taken into custody. Cavallari’s car was found abandoned by the side of the road in Utah, with the motor still running.
Despite the many rumors of a Justin Bieber-Selena Gomez reconciliation , the Biebs is 100% single. Sure, Justin has been posting throwback photos of Selena , but by all accounts, she’s not feeling the romantic nostalgia like he is, and it seems like he’s moved on raven-haired beauty. Although creepily, the new girl probably doesn’t know she’s the object of Justin’s affection. That’s a photo of a woman (on the left! Just kidding, Justin!) named Cindy Kimberly. Cindy isn’t a famous model or actress. Justin just came across Cindy’s photo online somewhere and decided that he must meet her. He reposted one of her pics with a caption reading, “Omg who is this?!” Naturally, an army of Beliebers immediately went to work tracking Cindy down, and they eventually found her IG page. Justin has yet to respond publicly, but we’re guessing he already hit her up with a creepy DM. The whole thing has sparked a debate as to whether or not Justin has overstepped his bounds. It would be one thing if Bieber encountered Cindy’s public Instagram page on his own, but as it is, he used his celebrity to find a woman who might not want to be found, he feels a bit stalker-y. Naturally, it’s also led to rumors that Justin is just using Cindy to make Selena jealous . Either way, if Cindy decides to pursue this thing, she’s gonna want to do so with both eyes open. View Slideshow: Justin Bieber Selfies: Sexy, Shirtless and Sizzling!
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have named their son Saint . That isn't exactly the most common name on the planet, but it might as well be “Michael” or “Matthew” compared to what Jimmy Kimmel and his staff came up with for the following segment. Indeed… welcome to the latest edition of Lie Witness News! “We went on the street and we [people] them what they thought of Kim and Kanye's new baby's name,” Kimmel told his audience. “But the names we asked them . . . we made up.” Of course, as is often the case with this fun segment, the pedestrians interviewed went right along with what the fake reporter was telling them. “What was your reaction when you heard that Kim and Kanye just named their baby boy Kia Sorrento West?” one woman was asked. Replied the subject: “Thought it was awesome. I thought it was classic Kanye. I liked that it was different. Who else could come up with a name like that but Kim and Kanye?” That's a very good question. In this case, it probably says as much about Kim and Kanye as it does about the people being interiewed that the latter group so easily believes the absurd names thrown around below. Other phony monikers included “Fastest Gun in the West” and “Keurig Kardashian West.” HA! Read why Kardashian named her son Saint and then check out the hilarious segment now:
Adele is absolutely everywhere these days. She's performing on Saturday Night Live. She's posing for the cover of Rolling Stone . She's breaking every music record imaginable. But did you know she's also inside the hearts and minds of kids everywhere? We've already given readers a look at a toddler who responded to Adele's smash hit “Hello” by hilariously talking back to the solo superstar . And now we're here with footage of a young child whose mother says is going through the pain of teething, thanks to our friends at My Fanatic . As all parents knows, this is nearly impossible to combat. Your child is growing a new tooth and it has to make its way up through the gum and it hurts. A LOT. It hurts a lot and it hurts non-stop and sucking on something cold can only help so much. There's barely anything you can do… unless your child loves Adele, that is! In the following video, we see a boy who is in lots of pain. He's crying and he's crying and it seems like all hope is lost. But then he hears one magical word: HELLO . That's all it takes. At the very first syllable uttered by the best singer on the planet, the boy quiets down and listens intently. He clearly doesn't want to miss a note. And you won't want to miss this video. It's downright hilarious… and it also makes it official: Adele cannot be stopped. She can do absolutely everything.
Party on, Wayne. Party on, Garth. Party on… this random baby in her pajamas? Apparently. In one of the funnier videos we’ve seen in awhile, a mother has filmed her very young daughter walking around with the aid of a toy and stopping to head bang when the mood strikes him. She has set the brief piece of footage to Queen's iconic his “Bohemian Rhapsody,” the single that accompanies one of the most famous scenes in comedic movie history. “I should note that she's dancing to whatever song is playing on her toy,” the description on the YouTube video reads. “The Queen audio was added later because it had to be done.” That makes this a little less exciting, we must admit. We wish the mother had not been so honest. Nevertheless, it's still footage of a tiny human being acting like a major rock star. All she needs to do next is find a guitar to smash on the ground. Check it out below and then be sure to also click on a couple other cute kid videos recently shared by The Hollywood Gossip: This girl who wants to sell her brother for a cool $54 . This boy who just wants to see his neighbor's titties . Pretty great stuff all around. Aren't kids the best? Someone hurry up and sign this girl to a record deal. Just give her a little while to perfect that whole walking thing and she'll be a star!
